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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-04-2011, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jessica4JC
Hello everyone, sorry if I haven't posted in a while. Busy with home and church life (signed up to be organizer of our church's women's Bible study). Anyways, I have two sons, one just turned 5 and the other is 2. They're good kids but can get in each other's hair. So, I thought maybe getting a pet for them would give them some companionship and play. I don't want a cat because they're occultish and sinister. I know witches and pagans have cats for pets. I would get a dog but my husband is deathly allergic to them so we can't have them in the house.
So, what about adopting a negro baby as a pet? I know someone who knows some people who can get me a relatively healthy niglet for under $300. But, I've never been around many negroes (even though there's quite a bit here in Texas, they stay to their side of town). But, I have some questions.
- Are they difficult to housebreak? I've heard their intelligence is between that of a dog and a chimp, and I've housebroke dogs when I was little, so it shouldn't be difficult, right?
- How can you discipline them? I do not want some unruly ape pooping in the kitchen sink and breaking dishes and sassing off and throwing gang signs when company is over. I want one that's quiet, obedient, and smiles alot. Like Uncle Remus from Song of the South (the ONLY good movie Disney ever made).
- Are they expensive to care for? Food shouldn't be an issue. A neighbor of mine grows his own watermelon so I could get that for free actually. But, can I save money on medical costs by taking the niglet to a vet? I don't want to waste my HMO on a pet!
Finally, we're thinking of names. Hubby wants to name the niglet "Rex" or "Buster". Personally, I like the name "Mr. Bojangles". If anyone else has any names, I'd like to hear them!
YIC,
Jessica
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WHAT THE *Profanity Deleted* IS WRONG WITH YOU?? *Racial slur deleted* are totally normal people just like you and you're kids and everyone around you !!! have you heard of the cosbys? or oprah? or jay z and kanye west and will smith and BARRACK OBAMA MAYBE these are so many of the worlds greatest celebrities and musicians and actors and POLITICIANS of this world (which btw is round) you are talking of these people as if they are the scum of the earth which by all means they are not!! “Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets." now if you read the bible you should all be familiar with this qoute right?? WELL HOW THE *Profanity Deleted* WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE BOUGHT YOU AND USED A PET FOR THEIR KIDS?? OH AND BY THE WAY DAISY MAY....FIRSTLY *Racial Slur Deleted* DO NOT LOOK LIKE CHIMPS...SECONDLY WHY WOULD YOURE LOCAL PET STORE SELL ONE>> THE SHOP SHOULD BE CLOSED DOWN!! THEN YOU SELLING IT TO A BROTHER FOR A COUPON?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE WHO AGREES WITH THIS AND YOU SHOULD ALL SEEK THERAPY AND HELP !!!!!
I DO DEARLY HOPE THAT YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THAT *Racial slur deleted* ARE WORSE THAN WHITE PEOPLE BECAUSE IF YOU DO........NOT EVEN GOD RO JESUS WILL HELP YOU !!!!!
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-04-2011, 11:49 PM
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WHAT THE *profanity deleted* IS WRONG WITH YOU?? *Racial slur deleted* are totally normal people just like you and you're kids and everyone around you !!!....
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What in the God’s name are you talking about, Mr. Glader!? This honorable congregation has no prejudices against nigras and other colored people at all - as long as they know their place. We believe that God dedicated a special place in society for everyone, no matter how unintelligent and ugly he is.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-05-2011, 02:49 AM
I'd never keep one in the house, but there was an old stray that used to come round the back just after supper. We'd toss it the leftovers. The kids used to love making it beg for fried chicken bones and watermelon rinds. Boy could it dance! And caper! I especially miss the capering. Ah, I miss the old bugger. Even though it left malt liquor bottles all over the place the kids just loved playing with it. Sadly, it got run over in front of our house 2 weeks back.
I do hope the city comes by and scrapes it up soon.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-05-2011, 04:25 PM
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Sadly, it got run over in front of our house 2 weeks back.
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Don't feel so bad, brother. These things happen. They're really hard to see at night.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-05-2011, 06:57 PM
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I do hope the city comes by and scrapes it up soon.
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On the plus side, I am sure flattened as he is now, the smell has gotten better.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-05-2011, 08:33 PM
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On the plus side, I am sure flattened as he is now, the smell has gotten better.
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Yeah, but it's attracting rodents.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-05-2011, 09:02 PM
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Yeah, but it's attracting rodents.
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It’s okay; you wouldn’t need to wait until city comes by and scrapes it up.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-05-2011, 10:20 PM
I always enjoy these enlightened discussions in this place, the acceptance that humanity (all races) is descended from African origins gives hope for the future of homo sapiens.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-05-2011, 10:29 PM
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I always enjoy these enlightened discussions in this place, the acceptance that humanity (all races) is descended from African origins gives hope for the future of homo sapiens.
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Who said whatnow?
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-05-2011, 11:54 PM
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I always enjoy these enlightened discussions in this place, the acceptance that humanity (all races) is descended from African origins gives hope for the future of homo sapiens.
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Who said whatnow?
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I think he called you a homo.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-06-2011, 03:14 AM
Wow... you people are just, the most racist group of people i've ever seen in my life, and i've seen some pretty racist people.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-06-2011, 04:27 AM
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Wow... you people are just, the most racist group of people i've ever seen in my life, and i've seen some pretty racist people.
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Mr. Retro, you should not generalize!
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I always enjoy these enlightened discussions in this place, the acceptance that humanity (all races) is descended from African origins gives hope for the future of homo sapiens.
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Sir, let me remind you that racial slurs are strictly forbidden here! Calling the whole human race “homo sapiens” ( sapiens = a Latin word for “knowing”) is offensive! Maybe you are renowned as a homer, but not the rest of us!!! So there.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-06-2011, 04:39 AM
Sir, you do know that Homo sapiens is the scientific name for humans, don't you? Like Canis Lupus is a grey wolf. Homo means "man".
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-06-2011, 04:58 AM
If your children ever tire or get bored of your new negro pet, simply hang it from a tree. It is great entertainment.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-06-2011, 05:44 AM
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If your children ever tire or get bored of your new negro pet, simply hang it from a tree. It is great entertainment.
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Now that's just sick! What's wrong with you? Racist.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-06-2011, 05:55 AM
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Now that's just sick! What's wrong with you? Racist.
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I apologise, it was un-christian of me to say that.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-06-2011, 06:16 AM
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I apologise, it was un-christian of me to say that.
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Indeed it was.
Racism is not tolerated here.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
08-06-2011, 06:23 AM
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Sir, you do know that Homo sapiens is the scientific name for humans, don't you? Like Canis Lupus is a grey wolf. Homo means "man".
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Are you suggesting that I’m an ignorant redneck or what, boy? Mind your manners! I certainly heard about this and others “scientific” falsifications (like for instance the “out of africa” fairy-tale). But as a devout Christian I have to reject them, since they are NOT scripturally correct.
Look, we have nothing against yours or any other kind of colored people – as long as you know what your place is; God has designated as special place for each and every one in the society.
Praise the Lord
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-10-2012, 06:14 AM
wow thiis Shit gas as piffle ! This Iant okay u dont get to decide what a black persons is capable of and what they arent capable of as nicki minaj would say piffle you because im ME im an IBW independent black woman and u dont get to jduge my entire RACE we dont smell our hair isnt nappy our hands are white on the bottom and were a lot like you so think beforfe you talk
Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
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Re: Do Negroes make good House Pets??? -
01-10-2012, 06:30 AM
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wow thiis Shit gas as piffle ! This Iant okay u dont get to decide what a black persons is capable of and what they arent capable of as nicki minaj would say piffle you because im ME im an IBW independent black woman and u dont get to jduge my entire RACE we dont smell our hair isnt nappy our hands are white on the bottom and were a lot like you so think beforfe you talk
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I'm sorry, could you repeat that in English?
We don't speak gibberish.
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