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This humble guide tries to be neither definitive nor exhaustive. It is based only on my long experience and there are some absent demons. The vampires, for example, I do not know them for be locating in the east of Europa. It is not also a guide of exorcism (a Pastor is more qualified than I) but it is about how to proceed immediately later, when already the demon reveals his real form.

Ok, here we go!
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1. Weapons

1.a. Closed combat


First option: Hunter knife. Must be heavy and double bladed because sometimes you need to cut in both directions and broke some bones. Holes are not required but it helps, a little of air in the wound always helps for a faster collapse.


Second option: Machete: Bigger range and the best choice when the demon is fast or can fly. It is not so deadly as the knives but it amputates better and is widely proved in sites as Rwanda.


Third option: Military knife: I am not very acquainted with it but some demon hunters say that these knives are capable of doing nice goldworks in the guts or the throat. I have to test it more.

To be continued

(next chapters: Fireguns and Sacred Weapons)
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1.b. Fireguns

1.b.1 Handguns


First option: Smith & Wesson 460XVR. Trustworthy, effective, flexibility of use. Impressive in all the imaginable areas.

The second option (and so many more) are American guns (Browning, Colt, Ruger et al) but I must give the best eurabian handgun because there are people whom cannot travel to the Godly USA.


Europistan option: Sig Sauer P226 X-Five. Flee of Glock, Walther and Beretta, this is the only worth pistol in all the continent and the only one near to the American standars. I cannot speak badly about it, only that I like my new S&W a lot more.

1.b.2. Rifles


First option: Winchester 1892 Short Rifle Do I need to detail the virtues of this arm? Really?

There are many options better that the following one, but do not forget that the rifles are banned in my sinner country, I only comment those that I know and till my last visit to the USA I have used the following thing:



Sentimental option: Mauser español 1893. Made in 1933. My old companion and friend deserves respect. For his cannon many communists have found the death in the spanish civil war and many demons. I want it in my coffin when i die.


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You need bullets that have been dipped in the blood of a True Christian™ virgin, never forget that!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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1.c. Sacred Weapons


The only option: King James Version 1611 Bible: If you need the manual of instructions, simply, you are not qualified to hunt demons and they will hunt to you. If you are a Real Christian
™ you have to keep strong the Faith in your heart (just in case see my signature about how to) and the Bible in your pocket. The KJV is the most important weapon of your arsenal, treat It with the due respect!


Banner of my ancestors-family. Down, in the left side you can see four beheaded moors . This banner has bathed in blood often in some Glorious ways. Whenever I can choose the place of the fight it will be there. It is sacred because I try to Redeem with it this land.


Emblem and shield for the chest. From my old captain uniform of the Requeté army. It's called detente (stop) and made of metal. My father gave it to me in his bed of death and it is Blessed by the Very Godly Thaddeus Alonzo Benjamin Hunter
It does not matter if it is a communist bullet, a splinter of a terrorist bomb or the corrosive saliva of a demon. If it goes to your chest (and your Faith does not weaken) it it will attract to your heart and stop it.

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In the next chapter. Patience my Teacher in Christ!
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Dammit, my old brain forgot the companion's guide.
Patience my Brothers. I'll see you tomorrow.

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1.d. Brave dogs


First option: American Staffordshire Terrier: The jack of all trades, 100% all-around. If you can only own a dog is the only choice. Bite very effective.


Fast option: Rhodesian Ridgeback: Traditionally used to hunt lions and defend diamonds from the negro thieves. The fastest and the best nose.


Static option: Spanish Bulldog aka Alano español: Not very fast but the bravest. Used as shepher of brave bulls and to fight with them, dog of war and ancestor of all kind of bulldogs of the whole world.

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2. Demons hunter guide

2.a. Demons with small head


The easiest target. Do not spend bullets in them, specially the dipped in the blood of a True Christian™ virgin!. This kind of trooper demon is very common and retard. Let your dogs have a party, you save the money for feed them one day and they take bravery in the taste of this flesh. You can also use them for train your kids with a knife, they are slow and this must be the first step.

Difficulty: 1/10
Weapons: KJV Bible (always pertinent) and the less experimented dog.


2.b. Half demons


They have psychic but very sluggish power, if you are a True Christian
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Difficulty: 2/10
Weapons: KJV, no fear dog and machete for an easy beheading.

2.c. Pig demons


Sonic powers, they can scare a regular man or dog with their shout. If you approach very much your ears will bleed.

Difficulty: 3/10
Weapons: KJV and rifle

2.d. Double demons


Slow but more extremities from which it is necessary to defend. The fight demands Christian concentration.

Difficulty: 4/10
Weapons: KJV, S&W and American Staffordshire

2.d. Monkey demons


These female demons have agility, strong, speed and can climb to anything. Keep your kids at home from here because the difficulty is increasing. They will attack first you and you must be prepared.

Difficulty: 5/10
Weapons: KJV, rifle, S&W, Rhodesian for the nose and hunt knife for the immediate counterattack

2.e. Squeleton demons


They can fly and are almost invulnerable. You cannot use knife because their bones are hard as the metal, the dogs can lose their teeth. Luckyly they do not have a lot of attack power and there is nothing that the gunpowder could not solve. Teach them the aim that you learned in the Landover Shot Gallery!

Difficulty: 6/10
Weapons: KJV, rifle and S&W.

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2.f. Octopus demons


Run very very very fast and they have different skills. You must to amputate all the extremities to be able to kill them.

Difficulty: 7/10
Weapons: KJV, Rhodesian for their speed and machete.

2.g. Mentalist demons


In spite of his size they are demons of high rank and very dangerous. They can read in your mind all your sins and can convert you to communist, gay, muslim, what they wish at the moment. From here only experimented hunters, this is not like to go to a bbq or picnic this is serious business. They can turn the bullets aside with their demonic brain, enough said.

Difficulty: 8/10
Weapons: KJV and you must hold It in your hand as shield, hunt knife and Alano.

2.h. Wolf demons


The demons with more physical power of the whole Hell's army. They can destroy a house with their hands and broke a big stone with their fangs. You only can kill them in this way, your bullets must have been dipped in the blood of a True Christian™ virgin. For the details ask to Rev. Jim Osborne and he can provide you the bullets with blood of Felicity in all sizes and Bless it.

Difficulty: 9/10
Weapons: KJV, Alano, rifle, S&W and Godly Bullets™

2.i. Incubus & Succubus


Captains of devils. They have all the skills mentioned previously so only the one who has killed to all the previous ones must try it. I have killed seven and the eighth one and more powerful is waiting for me. This one is my penultimate Sacred Mission, the last one it will be to found a family in Freehold and raise, at least, a Christian Warrior.

Difficulty: 10/10
Weapons: ALL! Do not forget the KJV Bible and bring your most all-around American Staffordshire. Pray and prepare yourselves before the fight because your Faith must be very very very strong if you want to survive.


That is all my Brothers in Christ. I hope you liked this humble guide because I do not want to die without sharing these experiences.

Our Lord is with you, good hunt!
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Does your statement on fighting physical demons is not forgetting Ephesians 6:12???

For wee wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darknes of this world, against spirituall wickednes in high places.

What are we fighting i should ask???
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