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Default "Rape Away The Gay": God Works In Mysterious Ways - 09-12-2013, 01:57 AM

Youth Pastor Brent Girouex, 31 explained to authorities how God led him to have sex with boys in order to give them "sexual purity in the eyes of God". The Pastor, who was arrested on 60 counts of suspicion of sexual exploitation by a counselor or therapist, told police he did it to “help with homosexual urges by praying while he had sexual contact with [them]."


Youth Pastor Brent Girouex
Victory Fellowship Church

Girouex told detectives that his actions helped "with homosexual urges by praying while he had sexual contact with [them]" in order to keep them "sexually pure" for God. He then allegedly told police that "when they would ejaculate, they would be getting rid of the evil thoughts in their mind."

Now the liberal will immediately think this man is naught but a pedophile, and a creep, and a danger to society. However, True Christians™ know the Holy Bible tells us that the LORD works in mysterious ways (1 Corinthians 2:7). After all, if this was his idea, do you really think he would take the children to his home, where his wife and four children live?

Consider some of the ways in which the LORD uses otherwise bizarre behavior to share His Love:
  • God demands show of love through filicide (Genesis 22: 1-7)
  • God drowns the whole earth, save one family, human race preserved through incest (Genesis 7:21-23)
  • God destroys city with unique weapon: marching and trumpet (Joshua 6:1-20)
  • God creates man with foreskin, only to demand it be removed (Exodus 4:25)
  • God sends she-bears to kill children (2 Kings 2:23-24)
  • God's Army of dried bones (Ezekiel 37:1-14)
  • God sometimes prefers murder over evangelism (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)
  • The Amorites destroyed by sword and then God finishes them off for good measure with rocks (Joshua 10:10-11)
  • God incinerates 51 men to make a point (2 Kings 1:9-10)
  • God kills a man for not impregnating his brother’s widow (Genesis 38:9-10)

The judge in the case recognizes that the LORD inspires some... unconventional behavior from time to time. In faith, he sentenced Girouex to 17 years in prison last week, and then immediately suspended the sentence in favor of sex offender treatment and five years probation. All Girouex has to do is avoid violating his probation and he’ll NEVER spend a single minute in a prison cell.

True Christians™ can praise God for keeping His Promises, (Proverbs 1:33) and have faith in knowing that what He commands us to do, we can do in full confidence, for the LORD will not forsake those who work for Him (Romans 8:28).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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