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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-10-2014, 08:37 PM

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Can you give us some EVIDENCE that the bible was written by god and not made up by someone who wants us to think it's the so-called "word of god"?
Hello DemonThinker96.

If you read the Bible it says that all of it was inspired by God look at 2 Timothy 3:16-17 it says:

All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

Earlier in that chapter it talks about men creeping in to houses and capturing silly women it is very exciting.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-10-2014, 08:43 PM

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Can you give us some EVIDENCE that the bible was written by god and not made up by someone who wants us to think it's the so-called "word of god"?
The evidence you seek can be found HERE.

Now repent of your Scottish ways and ask Jesus to forgive you for all that masturbation you've been doing.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Cool Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-30-2014, 02:38 PM

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We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!



Is this your proof that we evolved from monkeys? Because 'gorilla's are stronger' than us?? That's the dumbest reason I've ever heard!!!



"The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before"??? PROVE IT! And as for "Nothing can be created in 6 days"... I can create a perfect omlette in 6 minutes! Checkmate - Atheist!




There are no dinosaurs left now, obviously, because we killed them all! How dumb are you? Ever heard of extinction? After the flood, we hunted dinosaurs for food (or sport) until none were left. Well, except for crocodiles and the Loch Ness pleseosaur, and all the rest of the dinosaurs that live under the sea.

These atheists are so retarded!
First, how do we know that the bible was written by God?
Second, you are misrepresenting evolution.
Third, an omelette is not a universe.
Fourth, we have found evidence that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs by partially blocking off the sun.
Logic, muthatrucka!
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Cool Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-30-2014, 02:45 PM

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True, it was written by man but dictated by God;

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.



Passage and verse to back up your grandiose claims please.



You'd have us trust your secular science (which only exists to further the gay agenda)?

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.



Please point out where we are biblically incorrect, I will gladly stand corrected.
Biblically, you are correct. REALISTICALLY, your argument leaves something to desire. Please provide more than one PRIMARY source. If not, I will disregard all biblical verse.
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Try to stop attacking minority. I will ignore any argument that uses any ad hominem attacks.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-30-2014, 02:59 PM

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Biblically, you are correct. REALISTICALLY, your argument leaves something to desire. Please provide more than one PRIMARY source. If not, I will disregard all biblical verse.
This isn't a debate forum, dear. No True Christian™ will engage you in your little word play. We're right and you're wrong according to Holy Scripture. We are impervious to your whining, complaining, and pathetic trolling. We know from where your words come.

The heart of the righteous studieth to answer: but the mouth of the wicked poureth out evil things.
Proverbs 15:28


When you registered on this forum, you agreed to the fact you would be joining the chorus of Brothers and Sisters in Christ singing the praises of Jesus, and sharing the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn't believe in Him straight to Hell.

Hallelujah! Praise the LORD!

Now, stop trying to pick a fight, and start praising Jesus!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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This isn't a debate forum, dear. No True Christian™ will engage you in your little word play. We're right and you're wrong according to Holy Scripture. We are impervious to your whining, complaining, and pathetic trolling. We know from where your words come.

The heart of the righteous studieth to answer: but the mouth of the wicked poureth out evil things.
Proverbs 15:28


When you registered on this forum, you agreed to the fact you would be joining the chorus of Brothers and Sisters in Christ singing the praises of Jesus, and sharing the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn't believe in Him straight to Hell.

Hallelujah! Praise the LORD!

Now, stop trying to pick a fight, and start praising Jesus!
Jesus. Huh. I seem to remember Jesus. He was this old man who couldn't stop talking about how he was the son of God. I'm sorry, but did he leave any EVIDENCE? Don't talk to me about the bible. I take no stock in such writings. Try Exodus 15:3 and Romans 15:33. Quite contradictory in nature.
Bottom line? You and all of your kin are hypocrites. When you discover an atheist touting info that directly contradicts you, you usually say one of six things:

1. "That is to be taken metaphorically." In other words, what is written is not what is meant. I find this entertaining, especially for those who decide what ISN'T to be taken as other than the absolute WORD OF GOD--which just happens to agree with the particular thing they happen to want...

2. "There was more there than...." This is used when one verse says "there was a" and another says "there was b," so they decide there was "a" AND "b"--which is said nowhere. This makes them happy, since it doesn't say there WASN'T "a+b." But it doesn't say there was "a+b+little green martians." This is often the same crowd that insists theirs is the ONLY possible interpretation (i.e., only "a") and the only way. I find it entertaining they they don't mind adding to verses.

3. "It has to be understood in context." I find this amusing because it comes from the same crowd that likes to push likewise extracted verses that support their particular view. Often it is just one of the verses in the contradictory set which is supposed to be taken as THE TRUTH when, if you add more to it, it suddenly becomes "out of context." How many of you have gotten JUST John 3:16 (taken out of all context) thrown at you?

4. "There was just a copying/writing error." This is sometimes called a "transcription error," as in where one number was meant and an incorrect one was copied down. Or what was "quoted" wasn't really what was said, but just what the author thought was said. And that's right--I'm not disagreeing with events, I'm disagreeing with what is WRITTEN. Which is apparently agreed that it is incorrect. This is an amusing misdirection to the problem that the Bible itself is wrong.

5. "That is a miracle." Naturally. That is why it is stated as fact.

6. "God works in mysterious ways." A useful dodge when the speaker doesn't understand the conflict between what the Bible SAYS and what they WISH it said.
Many Christians only believe this because someone, say, their parents, has fed this tripe to them when they are young. Shocking, I know.
If there is a god, I'll go to hell like everyone else, and admit you were right. On the other hand, if there isn't, Nothing happens for you. It's understandable why you took this argument: you have nothing to lose.
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Friend, all we do is tell the Truth. The Word of God is aeternal. Why don't you try reading it sometime, you might learn that there is still hope for you yet. God brought you here for a reason.
Hmmm. The Truth seems to be an outdated book written by charlatans who pretended to be a deific being.
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1. "That is to be taken metaphorically." In other words, what is written is not what is meant. I find this entertaining, especially for those who decide what ISN'T to be taken as other than the absolute WORD OF GOD--which just happens to agree with the particular thing they happen to want...
You have been dealing with catlicks or other false "christians". Of course EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE IS TRUE!!!

Everything is meant just how it is written.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-30-2014, 07:18 PM

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4. "There was just a copying/writing error." This is sometimes called a "transcription error," as in where one number was meant and an incorrect one was copied down. Or what was "quoted" wasn't really what was said, but just what the author thought was said. And that's right--I'm not disagreeing with events, I'm disagreeing with what is WRITTEN. Which is apparently agreed that it is incorrect. This is an amusing misdirection to the problem that the Bible itself is wrong.
I'll address this point of your inane ramblings. You do have a very valid point there when it comes to any other version of the Bible besides the King James version. The KJV is the only accurate translation of the Textus Receptus, point for point.

If we look at the New International Version of the Bible it is missing 20 plus passages. What does the Bible tell us about mincing, adding to or detracting from the Word of God?

Galatians 1:7-9
7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
9 As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

Anyone who reads from the NIV (or any other version of the Bible besides the KJV) is going straight to hell.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-30-2014, 11:10 PM

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We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!



Is this your proof that we evolved from monkeys? Because 'gorilla's are stronger' than us?? That's the dumbest reason I've ever heard!!!



"The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before"??? PROVE IT! And as for "Nothing can be created in 6 days"... I can create a perfect omlette in 6 minutes! Checkmate - Atheist!




There are no dinosaurs left now, obviously, because we killed them all! How dumb are you? Ever heard of extinction? After the flood, we hunted dinosaurs for food (or sport) until none were left. Well, except for crocodiles and the Loch Ness pleseosaur, and all the rest of the dinosaurs that live under the sea.

These atheists are so retarded!
Your logic is circular, I'll demonstrate.

Start
The bible is the word of god.

Q: But how do you be sure it is the word of god?
A: Because the bible tells us so.
Q: But why believe the bible?
A: Because the bible is infallible.
Q: But how do you know it's infallible.
A: Because the bible is the word of god.

Rinse and repeat.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 05-31-2014, 02:43 AM

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Your logic is circular, I'll demonstrate.

Start
The bible is the word of god.

Q: But how do you be sure it is the word of god?
A: Because the bible tells us so.
Q: But why believe the bible?
A: Because the bible is infallible.
Q: But how do you know it's infallible.
A: Because the bible is the word of god.

Rinse and repeat.
Oh dear,

You have joined this Forum at a point of time when the INFALLIBILITY of Scripture has been proven and, thus, it is no longer necessary to repeat the process leading to it in every thread.
1. Eyewitness testimony of those who actually lived during Biblical times. For instance, archeological evidence supports the Bible, such as descriptions of cities have been confirmed with archeology. Genesis 10:11.
2. Eyewitness testimony of us who have had their lifes changed and the changes are consistent with SCRIPTURE! Luke 1:47.
3. Fullfilled prophecies in the Bible. For example, Daniel 2 predicted the Roman empire and much more. Daniel 2:34.
4. The unique consistent nature of Biblical manuscripts during a time of widespread illiteracy, unreliable scribes and slow communications. Psalms 12:6.
5. The necessity of God for logic and science. In science, the heresy of evil looting propagated by cat licks and other false Christians gives absolutely no support to a mind that could be trusted. How could chance fluctuations in the quantum spacetime produce a mind that could RELIABLY investigate its character. If it was due to chance, we would not be able to trust anything. The same for logic. Ruth 2:12.

This is the intellectual background and empirical evidence upon which comes the personal spiritual background of sensing God's presence and feeling the JOY OF JESUS HAVING DIED TEMPORARILY FOR US.

Information in a much wider scale to gain a deeper understanding on all the points above is available here in the LBC Forum.

I'm praying that you USE it and REPENT. I am saddened if you have to spell your eternity in agony but comforted by the FACT that come JESUS, God's plan will be Crystal CLEAR and LOGICAL for me and the torment of Hell will only add to the eternal joy of Heaven. Daniel 3:17.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 06-08-2014, 03:49 PM

Hey people I'm back, bringing you the truth once again. This time I really don't wanna start too much of a fuss, so let's get this started, shall we?

1: The Holy Bible!

It's cute an all, believing that all of existence, the galaxies, the laws of physics, all of matter could be compressed into small poems, eventually becoming a book of around 1500 pages. You know, using that logic I could say that the Silmarillion is, in fact, the ultimate truth and those that do not support Eru shall burn in the depths of Mordor. I too know that the Bible exists, but so does Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings! They are no more truthful than that book you call "Holy".
Like I've said before, the Bible wasn't in any way written by God. This brings sooooo many conflicts into place. First of all, y'all think that America is God's "favorite" country of something like that. Well tell you what, the Bible was at first released in some Middle-Eastern language. It didn't appear in English until the ends of the Middle Ages! So why would God write something in a language that didn't support the language used in his favorite country?
Anyway, it's been scientifically and literally proven that the Bible is simply a collection of scripts brought together by a bunch of Romans.

2: Evil-ution from Monkeys!

Evolution (I don't know why you misspelt it) is not a theory, it's a scientific theory. That means that all evidence points in that direction.
As for why monkeys still exist, well here is where you go wrong: the monkeys we evolved from no longer exist. Those have, as well, become different species. If you'd mind doing any for of research, you'd notice that the ancestors of Homo-Sapiens and all other form of apes had a same ancestor. Those guys are what you call the un-evolved monkeys. They don't exist anymore. Period.

3: The 'Big Bang'

Just like evolution, the Big Bang isn't a theory, it's a scientific theory. I highly doubt you need a separate explanation this time.
You know what? I'll be honest. 100% honest, ok? The thing you will never be. Here goes: I. Don't. F*cking. Know. I have no idea what happened before the Big Bang, but I have an idea. I think, and I kinda know, that the big bang was an expansion of all of the matter in all of the universe at one time. How it got there, no fricking idea, but here's a question: where did God come from? And please, pretty please don't with the half-backed "well, God has always been here. Duh" because that's just... ignorant and simply ridiculous.

4: Dinosaurs

Even after 3 months, my question remains the same: dafuq? So wait wait wait, you're saying that 200 million year-old reptiles co-existed... along present day men? That's a f*cking 199+ million year difference!
This goes hand-in-hand with my first answer: The bible isn't the ultimate truth. And anyway the "Noah's Ark" thing is completely scientifically impossible, fitting hundreds of millions of species of animals onto a F*CKING BOAT! And don't say that they only put a few species of mammals, a few species of reptiles because then they all would have had to evolve into all the present-day species we see today. And anyway, dafuq did God even want to do this "flood" thing? Couldn't he just you know, give every human a heart attack? Surviving for over a year in over 9,000 meters is completely impossible.

Anyway, that raps up this thing. Have fun being complete ignorant bastards!


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 06-08-2014, 03:52 PM

Misspelled is not spelled misspelt.

This advice and wisdom you bring is much like your other foolish opinions: misguided and just plain wrong.

Also, your strong language is not welcome here. Save that for your gambling dens and houses of prostitution.


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Misspelled is not spelled misspelt.

This advice and wisdom you bring is much like your other foolish opinions: misguided and just plain wrong.
"Misspelled" is the American version, and "misspelt" is from the United Kingdom. Neither is correct nor wrong.

And really, that's all you have to say for that piece of text I put up? I'm actually really disappointed. I did spend around 30 min on that...


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 06-08-2014, 05:00 PM

You can spend 45 minutes or even an hour explaining that men can fly or that right is wrong or that the Earth is round, but in the end, you are just wrong. Do you expect a scholarly explanation of the fact that you will burn in Hell for your perverse and sordid opinions?

You English are lost. Every single one of you with any sense came here a long time ago. The rest, well, just take a look at what has happened to your God forsaken country since all the Christians came to America.


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You can spend 45 minutes or even an hour explaining that men can fly or that right is wrong or that the Earth is round, but in the end, you are just wrong. Do you expect a scholarly explanation of the fact that you will burn in Hell for your perverse and sordid opinions?

You English are lost. Every single one of you with any sense came here a long time ago. The rest, well, just take a look at what has happened to your God forsaken country since all the Christians came to America.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 06-08-2014, 05:04 PM

Oh, my God! That explains a lot and that is even worse.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 06-08-2014, 05:35 PM

Hey people I'm back, bringing you the truth once again. This time I really don't wanna start too much of a fuss, so let's get this started, shall we?

1: The Holy Bible!

It's cute an all, believing that all of existence, the galaxies, the laws of physics, all of matter could be compressed into small poems, eventually becoming a book of around 1500 pages. You know, using that logic I could say that the Silmarillion is, in fact, the ultimate truth and those that do not support Eru shall burn in the depths of Mordor. I too know that the Bible exists, but so does Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings! They are no more truthful than that book you call "Holy".
Like I've said before, the Bible wasn't in any way written by God. This brings sooooo many conflicts into place. First of all, y'all think that America is God's "favorite" country of something like that. Well tell you what, the Bible was at first released in some Middle-Eastern language. It didn't appear in English until the ends of the Middle Ages! So why would God write something in a language that didn't support the language used in his favorite country?
Anyway, it's been scientifically and literally proven that the Bible is simply a collection of scripts brought together by a bunch of Romans.

2: Evil-ution from Monkeys!

Evolution (I don't know why you misspelt it) is not a theory, it's a scientific theory. That means that all evidence points in that direction.
As for why monkeys still exist, well here is where you go wrong: the monkeys we evolved from no longer exist. Those have, as well, become different species. If you'd mind doing any for of research, you'd notice that the ancestors of Homo-Sapiens and all other form of apes had a same ancestor. Those guys are what you call the un-evolved monkeys. They don't exist anymore. Period.

3: The 'Big Bang'

Just like evolution, the Big Bang isn't a theory, it's a scientific theory. I highly doubt you need a separate explanation this time.
You know what? I'll be honest. 100% honest, ok? The thing you will never be. Here goes: I. Don't. F*cking. Know. I have no idea what happened before the Big Bang, but I have an idea. I think, and I kinda know, that the big bang was an expansion of all of the matter in all of the universe at one time. How it got there, no fricking idea, but here's a question: where did God come from? And please, pretty please don't with the half-backed "well, God has always been here. Duh" because that's just... ignorant and simply ridiculous.

4: Dinosaurs

Even after 3 months, my question remains the same: dafuq? So wait wait wait, you're saying that 200 million year-old reptiles co-existed... along present day men? That's a f*cking 199+ million year difference!
This goes hand-in-hand with my first answer: The bible isn't the ultimate truth. And anyway the "Noah's Ark" thing is completely scientifically impossible, fitting hundreds of millions of species of animals onto a F*CKING BOAT! And don't say that they only put a few species of mammals, a few species of reptiles because then they all would have had to evolve into all the present-day species we see today. And anyway, dafuq did God even want to do this "flood" thing? Couldn't he just you know, give every human a heart attack? Surviving for over a year in over 9,000 meters is completely impossible.

Anyway, that raps up this thing. Have fun being complete ignorant bastards!


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