[Mary Etheldreda]

When you open the Bible and find just the right verse that proves God wrote the Holy Bible as a Love Letter just for you.







When your prayer cancels out the prayer of a false Christian.







When your pastor announces a new Bible Study.







When you're being persecuted for refusing to hide your love for Jesus.







When a homersexual crosses your path.







When your husband loves you enough to keep you on the spiritually straight and narrow.

[Alvin Moss]

Sister, though we men assume the leadership and teaching roles, it is refreshing and informative to hear such testimony from a feminine point of view.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

How we feel when we start being Raptured away.



Awwwwh yeah!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

When you get the winning bid on a rare Kinkade




When someone asks you the last time you talked to a black person




When someone mentions the death toll in Syria




When another state bans "gay marriage"




When you walk into Wal-Mart in a Chimp Obama t-shirt




When Shrillary loses in 2016




When we finally get Raptured

[Jedediah]

Don't care; In Heaven, pressed against Father Abraham's bosom:

Luke 16:23-26
and in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.



My reaction when an unsaved trash questions my deeply cherished beliefs:


Watching Middle East coverage on Fox News:


"Those times when there were only one set of footsteps in the sand...":

[Virginia Day Templeton]

When you let Jesus Christ into your life

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

When you're in Heaven, watching Catholics, homosexuals, dotheads who never heard of Jesus while they were alive, and other sinners bob up and down in the lake of fire for all eternity:

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

What I think when I see filthy, dirty illegal methicants.




Us in HEAVEN looking down at the sinners in .



What I want to do to unruly, back-sassing kids.



What Adam would have done with the apple in the Garden of Eden



How the Pastors feel when they count the $$ in the Tithe Box on Sundays