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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-16-2012, 05:03 AM

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Hello Bryce!

I skimmed over your manifesto, and I must admit it is quite convincing...seriously! I'm positive you have chosen a path that will ultimately lead you directly into Satan's waiting arms!!!



Please, give up your homoqueer bestiality deathstyle, and join me in Heaven!!!

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-16-2012, 05:05 AM

tl;dr

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-16-2012, 05:07 AM

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Hi. Buzz buzz buzz, buzz, etc.
In the time it took you to write that you could be halfway through Genesis, Praise God!

Is a "children's television show" worth burning forever in hell fire?


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-16-2012, 05:55 AM

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Okay, I'm not very religious (hell, I don't even know what kind of Christian I am)
I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that you are not a Christian.

Instead you're an enabler to the homosexual lifestyle that serves as Satan's greatest means to dupe modern Man into believing he can reject God, seek butt-buddies, and still expect an eternity of comfort and peace.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Post Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-22-2012, 12:48 PM

I can say the the Bronies have went a little overboard on this site, I would of wished a calmer approach, but freedom and individuality makes for a wide range of possible reactions and outcomes. As for some of you, who talked about these pretty terrible fanfics, it took me months before I (regrettably) stumbled on those. So either those got more popular or you have really good searching skills. But again, you can't blame a whole group for what some individuals do.

Now review on MLP seems. . . extreme. But who's to say it isn't true? The only answer I can give is a belief, just like you about God and your religion (I believe in God as well but not religion, I was just raised in some "unfitting" religions), a belief that it isn't all true. Like the gay thing, maybe it's not the "cup of tea" you wanted, but there are far worse things. Like murder...

I did catch some furry/brony comments too. Now I can't speak for every brony or person. There... "preferences" are there own. However, my point is there has been s scientific study saying there is almost no interaction between bronies or furries. Far as I am concurred, they highly dislike each other. Furries say all Bronies are gay (the study also says the majority are straight, but single); Bronies say furries are... um.. Bestiality. Personal opinion, furry fandom could of started innocent out enough, but it's like human nature to corrupt anything it touches. And back to why I said i don't believe in religion. Besides all the vast amount of religions (how do you know what is the right one?) I think all religions have been in the hands of man for to long to be completely original and true. So I follow my heart. With common sense added in, God shouldn't be completely dense and spiteful if I don't do everything "a" bible said. It would seem to controlling. To evil, for a God that gave us free will. i mean the point of free will is to stay generally good and help your fellow man, etc. Not be a computer and ignore any free will whatsoever.

Sorry for the long read folks.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-22-2012, 12:53 PM

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In the time it took you to write that you could be halfway through Genesis, Praise God!

Is a "children's television show" worth burning forever in hell fire?
Is a "children's television show" important enough to God to put use in the burning hell fire? I hope he would have what TV show I watch farther down the list on "crimes i commented" well being cruel, evil, murder, farther at the top.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-22-2012, 12:58 PM

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Listen: bronies = furries = dog molesters, FACT. Trying to separate the three is like trying to pry a catholic priest off of a choirboy. It can be done, but it is only temporary.

You seem to be uncomfortable with the idea that God can be evil. Let's see what the Bible says:

(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

There...feel better? I do!



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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-22-2012, 01:16 PM

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Listen: bronies = furries = dog molesters, FACT. Trying to separate the three is like trying to pry a catholic priest off of a choirboy. It can be done, but it is only temporary.

You seem to be uncomfortable with the idea that God can be evil. Let's see what the Bible says:

(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

There...feel better? I do!



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(how do you know what is the right one?)
The LORD gave us a perfect guide.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-27-2012, 10:59 PM

hey guys , i made this account 5 miniutes ago after reading about the christian review on team fortress 2 , i wanted to read what you guys thought about the bronies so i was gonna ask , but i see your opinions are all already here so i guess im happy ^.^
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-27-2012, 11:09 PM

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...i wanted to read what you guys thought about the bronies so i was gonna ask , but i see your opinions are all already here so i guess im happy ^.^
The fact that the Bible says that fans of a children's show that teaches sharing, understanding, forgiveness and friendship will burn forever in a lake of fire to show God's love for us MAKES YOU HAPPY??!

That's f'ed up, dude.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-27-2012, 11:39 PM

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No, you came here because Jesus called you. He wants you on your knees. He wants you to renounce your degenerate lifestyle and accept Him as your Lord and Savior. He wants to save you from an eternity in the lake of fire, where satan will peel you like a grape!
im guessing jesus called me here too..well im waiting..put me on my knees...im waiting....:/ ive started to like internet christians less since i came here...so i guess that makes me like jesus less then more?
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-28-2012, 01:19 AM

No, that simply illustrates the fact that Jesus' Second Coming is Near!


Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-28-2012, 03:41 AM

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The fact that the Bible says that fans of a children's show that teaches sharing, understanding, forgiveness and friendship will burn forever in a lake of fire to show God's love for us MAKES YOU HAPPY??!

That's f'ed up, dude.
I take issue with this statement, God-mocker.

Not one True Christian™ has ever claimed that God is going to burn bronies alive forever in His Lake of Fire to show His love for us. That is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing you've ever said!



God will burn bronies alive forever because He hates bronies.


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Lightbulb Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-30-2012, 01:08 AM

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Are you bucking ridiculous? You are the type of nutjob that gives good god fearing people a bad name. Seriously, you sick, twisted, perverted people are the one's who turn people away from religion. Honestly, when i found a link to this website on stumbledupon.com, I thought it was a joke, but you honestly believe that my little pony is the devils work. A show that promotes kindness, generosity, honesty, humility, loyalty, and intelligence is the work of the devil? The true work of the devil is when you holier then thou bible thumpers scare people away from jesus, who by the way exhibited those same six elements himself, and make them feel unaccepted and unable to go to church, so they just stop. By now, you probably think I am a gay liberal living up in NYC or someplace like that. But I am a very straight man from Pennsylvania who's love of God and guns sets him on the right hand of the political spectrum, and even though I do find enjoyment from watching my little pony, doesnt make me a gay, satan summoning, forever alone, furry. PS the only reason I made this account was as a responce to the derpy article. I picked the username to anger whoever that bible thumpin, jerk was who started the article. I do not clop, and I think anybody who clops needs to keep it to themselves, as they give the community a bad name. Good day gentlemen, hope you are 20% smarter for reading this article, as I will probably be banned to the moon.
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Are you bucking ridiculous? You are the type of nutjob that gives good god fearing people a bad name. Seriously, you sick, twisted, perverted people are the one's who turn people away from religion. Honestly, when i found a link to this website on stumbledupon.com, I thought it was a joke, but you honestly believe that my little pony is the devils work. A show that promotes kindness, generosity, honesty, humility, loyalty, and intelligence is the work of the devil? The true work of the devil is when you holier then thou bible thumpers scare people away from jesus, who by the way exhibited those same six elements himself, and make them feel unaccepted and unable to go to church, so they just stop. By now, you probably think I am a gay liberal living up in NYC or someplace like that. But I am a very straight man from Pennsylvania who's love of God and guns sets him on the right hand of the political spectrum, and even though I do find enjoyment from watching my little pony, doesnt make me a gay, satan summoning, forever alone, furry. PS the only reason I made this account was as a responce to the derpy article. I picked the username to anger whoever that bible thumpin, jerk was who started the article. I do not clop, and I think anybody who clops needs to keep it to themselves, as they give the community a bad name. Good day gentlemen, hope you are 20% smarter for reading this article, as I will probably be banned to the moon.
Are all cloppers as angry as this? The simple fact that the TV show incites people to such levels of blind animosity is grounds for having it removed from the airwaves.



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Are you bucking ridiculous? You are the type of nutjob that gives good god fearing people a bad name. Seriously, you sick, twisted, perverted people are the one's who turn people away from religion. Honestly, when i found a link to this website on stumbledupon.com, I thought it was a joke, but you honestly believe that my little pony is the devils work. A show that promotes kindness, generosity, honesty, humility, loyalty, and intelligence is the work of the devil? The true work of the devil is when you holier then thou bible thumpers scare people away from jesus, who by the way exhibited those same six elements himself, and make them feel unaccepted and unable to go to church, so they just stop. By now, you probably think I am a gay liberal living up in NYC or someplace like that. But I am a very straight man from Pennsylvania who's love of God and guns sets him on the right hand of the political spectrum, and even though I do find enjoyment from watching my little pony, doesnt make me a gay, satan summoning, forever alone, furry. PS the only reason I made this account was as a responce to the derpy article. I picked the username to anger whoever that bible thumpin, jerk was who started the article. I do not clop, and I think anybody who clops needs to keep it to themselves, as they give the community a bad name. Good day gentlemen, hope you are 20% smarter for reading this article, as I will probably be banned to the moon.
Friend, you seem upset. But do not worry, we will not ban you. Quite the contrary, we want to help you. You see, you need Jesus in your otherwise empty life. There is hope even for a person as lost and full of hate as you son.

Tell me, when were you first tempted by satan to abuse yourself sexually because of this unholy cartoon?


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-30-2012, 01:29 AM

Brothers and Sisters, I am horrified.

I just received a call from a parent in my congregation. She'd come home from her bridge club early, and found her teenage son sitting at the computer, with his . . . thingy in his hand, playing with it, while watching "My Little Porny: Friendship is Magic" on the computer!

After she finished thrashing him with his father's belt, she looked at the computer and found that he was streaming it from Netflix!



They're going down. Down, I tell you!

(Dropped $6 per share in the last month alone.)


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 10-02-2012, 12:59 PM

Please take your time to read this:

Ahem, let me start off by saying that I myself have moral beliefs. I do not succumb to such devilish and fiendish temptations. However, I must say that you are all very judgmental towards a "cartoon". Cartoons have been around since early 19th century as political satire. From then on, cartoons have evolved to a form of entertainment, both for kids and adults. There have been various types of cartoons each with a different demographic. This "My Little Pony" franchise was created by Bonnie Zacherle. Her only intentions were to create a series of pony toys for little girls; to bring happiness and joy to all the little girls. The show was then adapted as an animation, simply for "entertainment". Notice how I'm quoting "entertainment"? That's because it's a fun cartoon, not a show that promotes Satanism and the such. And this new My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is no exception. I personally enjoy the show, as does my family and a few friends of mine. There is no reason to detest this show based off what you perceive.

As for the repulsive "sexual" actions you witness within the show's fandom (a fandom is a community of fans involved with the subject one way or another): everything has a good and a bad side. It has been this way since the beginning of film and animation. There have always been adult films and adult animations. I mean, come on. Kids back then used to sneak into a general store and steal an adult magazine or movie. Nothing has changed from then to now. The only real difference is that on the internet, it is more abundant. From what I hear, a large percentage of the internet is composed of pornographic websites. That doesn't justify the internet as being a "pornographic sanctuary". It never has, and it never will. I myself find these sexual acts as grotesque, especially cartoon ponies engaging in sexual acts. However, that should not conclude the definition of a cartoon. In fact, there is more good to the show than there is bad. From the show itself, kids learn morals and happiness. I have yet to see an individual who can watch the show without smiling. They learn the true meaning of friendship and not giving up hope. All this criticism is a compilation of what you think is "bad" about the show. There is nothing "bad" about the show. Part of the reason why you may dislike the show is because it is new to this generation. It is something we haven't experienced during our childhood. That should be no reason to show hate. Isn't that something we learned from the Bible? To love our neighbors and our enemies? The show promotes the exact same message, but noted differently: Love and Tolerance. I seriously cannot understand how any of you are able to misinterpret the show. How about giving it a chance, but with an open mind? We shouldn't be judgmental about others. If you saw a man in a turban, would you assume he was a terrorist. Some of you probably would, but it shouldn't be that way. This proves my point about the morals the show presents. No evil included. And as for the magic and mythological creatures... It's. A. Cartoon. I don't see any of you complain about Snow White having dwarves and a witch. What about Mickey Mouse? "Oh, my! A talking mouse! Demons!" This has got to stop. I've had enough of it. Why can't we love Jesus Christ and yet still love what he has given us? Hope. This particular show has given many people hope. There are stories about this show preventing suicide; relieving people of their depression. I, for one, would have fallen into a deep depression had it not been for this show. It has forever changed my life. All I see now is optimism. Please change the way you people see things. Just because it isn't related to religion, doesn't mean it's wrong.

What else am I missing? Oh, yes. That whole "Rainbow Dash represents homosexuals" subject. No, she doesn't. She is a pony. Nothing more, than a fun-loving pony with rainbow-colored hair. No where in the show does it state, depict, or even imply that she is a lesbian or stands for homosexuals. If any of you can find proof of this, I would be glad to apologize for this statement. Otherwise, stop. One thing has nothing to do with the other.

Oh, and about the "furries". I sure do enjoy the show, but that DOESN'T mean I am a furry. I'll try to explain what a furry is. Many people assume furries are people that dress up as animals and engage in sexual intercourse. That is definitely not what the typical furry is. Those are what we call the extremists. Just like there are religious zealots, there are extreme/hardcore furries. That doesn't mean that all furries are like that. The typical furry just loves animals, animal art, and anthropomorphic art (in a NON-SEXUAL way).

And as for the set of pictures on the original post, the ones with the word "SEX" inscribed and pictures of "pony butts":

"Minnie Mouse's skirt is above her knees AND she's showing her underwear!? Blasphemy!" Seriously, Minnie Mouse's body resembles more closely to the human anatomy than do ponies. You don't judge Minnie Mouse's appearance, yet you judge the "natural nakedness" of a pony. In this show, clothing is aesthetic. It is not meant to cover one's private parts as 1) There is no intention to reveal sex or any sexual-related material within the show and 2) It's a kid's show! Why would anyone show private parts to kids? Especially through a cartoon? If those pictures were really bad, there would be more than just the "butt cheeks". Oh, and about the word "SEX" being hidden in that pony's hair:

1. It's a coincidence. Stuff like this happen, I mean, look at this:

^ And that isn't even SEX that is hidden in the Lion King, it's SFX, the abbreviation of the special effects team that worked on that scene.

2. It doesn't even remotely look like it could be the word sex. I mean, look at it. I could easily write that same word on a different scene and you would believe it to be another subliminal message.

I do believe I've covered most, if not all, of the controversy of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Thank you for taking your time to read this. This post wasn't meant to start a fight any of you or to be anti-religious. I simply wrote this to prove why your assumptions and judgments are incorrect. It isn't up to us to determine what is good and evil. We can perceive what is good and evil, but we cannot determine it. That is God's job. So why don't you sit down with your child and/or family and watch an episode at least. If you don't like it, that's fine, but you shouldn't shun it for being what it is. It is not a spawn of Satan, neither does it promote evil deeds. It's simply an entertaining cartoon. A well-animated, well-written piece of work that'll last in my heart for the rest of my ever-so-changed life. God bless you all.

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