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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-10-2012, 05:56 AM

Woah, woah, woah. Never said ANYTHING about bestiality, dear sir. I apologize if what I said offended you. However (comma) there's no need to get all worked up.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-10-2012, 08:50 AM

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Fundamentalist who uses only a 1500-years-old fairy book.
We don't follow the Koran; we follow the the Bible. The Koran is a collection of fairy tales that's around 1500 years old. The Bible, however, was written by God's prophets and Apostles over a period spanning from around 1500 BC (though Job may be older) to the 1st century AD, which means the youngest books in the Bible are at least 1900 years old. In 1611 these writings were translated into the American language. The end result was the only reliable, accurate and infallible version of the Bible, the 1611 King James Version.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-18-2012, 07:05 PM

None shall pass to Walhalla, Each and every one of you shall be sent to Nifhelheim, Musphelheim, and Hoel. Wotan, Morana and Veles, shall judge you for your sins, of being untrue to your true religion. The heathens.

Rise up from your mentally challenged world, and listen to me, your peiest, your Volhv, your Heiderman! Or suffer in the 3 underworlds which are worse than your puny christian minds can imagine.

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Angry Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-18-2012, 07:22 PM

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None shall pass to Walhalla, Each and every one of you shall be sent to Nifhelheim, Musphelheim, and Hoel. Wotan, Morana and Veles, shall judge you for your sins, of being untrue to your true religion. The heathens.

Rise up from your mentally challenged world, and listen to me, your peiest, your Volhv, your Heiderman! Or suffer in the 3 underworlds which are worse than your puny christian minds can imagine.

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Friend, there are no queers here! So please do your 'cruzing' elsewhere. Not a single True Christin™ likes to have his or her anal juices stirred.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-18-2012, 07:35 PM

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Friend, there are no queers here! So please do your 'cruzing' elsewhere. Not a single True Christin™ likes to have his or her anal juices stirred.
Your death shall be long and painful, fash.

The communist-pagan pride shall never give away.

And all of you, nazis shall die.

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Angry Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-18-2012, 07:50 PM

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Your death shall be long and painful, fash.

The communist-pagan pride shall never give away.

And all of you, nazis shall die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AprqBXXPQH8


Boy, I shot more commie gooks in my time than you have spilled your seed. I knifed people's eyes out and pissed in the sockets, all because they were commie slants. But at least some of them had courage. They fought and died like men, they didn't post animal porn on Christian forums.

Don't peddle your filth on this forum, boy, Jesus will find you wherever you are.

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Exclamation Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-18-2012, 07:54 PM

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Your death shall be long and painful, fash.

The communist-pagan pride shall never give away.

And all of you, nazis shall die.

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Friend, we are not nazis, we are American True Christians™. There IS a difference.


Please peddle your porn to those that are interested, like the retarded serbinaistani's


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-18-2012, 07:55 PM

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Your death shall be long and painful
Thank you for your persecution

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

However, we already knew that you bestiality fans are hateful and vile, so the shock value there were minimal.
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Angry Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-18-2012, 10:53 PM

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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Smile Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-19-2012, 03:53 PM

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Aww that's sweet of you to make up an entire new word just to describe me . You sir deserve a hug.
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Angry Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-19-2012, 04:10 PM

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Aww that's sweet of you to make up an entire new word just to describe me . You sir deserve a hug.
We don't want your homosexualist filth on this thread. This is a True Christian™ forum for True Christian™ folks.

Anybody else better keep a civil tongue in their head.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-20-2012, 12:43 AM

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We don't want your homosexualist filth on this thread. This is a True Christian™ forum for True Christian™ folks.

Anybody else better keep a civil tongue in their head.

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Is it homosexual now to give and receive hugs? Is it wrong for a father and son or two friends to share a hug? I mean, look at the military. The closest of men, and they hug. I mean, it's what I see. I'm pretty sure that Jesus hugged Joseph and his apostles. He hugged babies.

The Bible actually says "His left hand under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me." (Songs 2:4).

Of course, I could be misreading this. Always plausible considering human error.
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Exclamation Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-20-2012, 01:44 AM

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Is it homosexual now to give and receive hugs? Is it wrong for a father and son or two friends to share a hug? I mean, look at the military. The closest of men, and they hug. I mean, it's what I see. I'm pretty sure that Jesus hugged Joseph and his apostles. He hugged babies.

The Bible actually says "His left hand under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me." (Songs 2:4).

Of course, I could be misreading this. Always plausible considering human error.
Friend, only men 'on the down low' hug. There is no reason what so ever to have physical contact. Queers only do it to 'feel each others packages'. I am sorry but 'don't ask, don't tell' means little when you see Homers going at it.
Jesus did not 'hug' babies, He held His hand over their mouths and noses.
Job 7:15
So that my soul chooseth strangling, and death rather than my life.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Is it homosexual now to give and receive hugs? Is it wrong for a father and son or two friends to share a hug? I mean, look at the military. The closest of men, and they hug. I mean, it's what I see. I'm pretty sure that Jesus hugged Joseph and his apostles. He hugged babies.

The Bible actually says "His left hand under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me." (Songs 2:4).

Of course, I could be misreading this. Always plausible considering human error.
Once, a 'man' did try to hug me. Just once.

Strangely enough, I was in the military at the time, and he never did make it back from that patrol. Mind you, there were gooks everywhere, so anything could've happened. We only ever found a severed tongue. Well, I say "severed", it was more like bitten off.

And brother Hutchins is right, Jesus was no baby-kissing politician. In Luke 18:16, He commands the little children to move closer, in order to silence their yap.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-20-2012, 02:52 AM

Frodo and the Communist Pagan,

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Aww that's sweet of you to make up an entire new word just to describe me . You sir deserve a hug.
How dare you talk to Brother a James (An upstanding 'Hetro', God Fearing True American Christian) in that manner.

He will never be swayed by your point of view as he is guided by our lord and savior.

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Your death shall be long and painful, fash.
The communist-pagan pride shall never give away.
And all of you, nazis shall die.
Maybe go back to the Gulag or igloo and eat some Beetroot soup as god intended for Slavic Commi trash like yourself.


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I agree that My Little Pony is "horrible", but I do have a deal of friends who watch it, and I've learned to accept the show as a world-wide sensation, off topic, can someone tell me why whenever I find a post in these great forums that disagrees with the topic is instantly swept aside as atheist babble? I myself am an atheist, but I do believe there IS something out there, I mean, the positioning of our solar system can't be mere coincidence, can it?
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I agree that My Little Pony is "horrible", but I do have a deal of friends who watch it, and I've learned to accept the show as a world-wide sensation, off topic, can someone tell me why whenever I find a post in these great forums that disagrees with the topic is instantly swept aside as atheist babble? I myself am an agnostic, I do believe there IS something out there, I mean, the positioning of our solar system can't be mere coincidence, can it?
Sorry, I believe the term for my beliefs is agnostic.
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I agree that My Little Pony is "horrible", but I do have a deal of friends who watch it, and I've learned to accept the show as a world-wide sensation, off topic, can someone tell me why whenever I find a post in these great forums that disagrees with the topic is instantly swept aside as atheist babble? I myself am an atheist, but I do believe there IS something out there, I mean, the positioning of our solar system can't be mere coincidence, can it?
wrong place buddy, my advice is just to keep on walking

I have my eye on you


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[QUOTE=Kirbachu;960277] I myself am an atheist/QUOTE]


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