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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-20-2012, 09:39 AM

I said, that, in another post, I was agnostic and so were my friends, You have the right to judge me, and if need be, I will leave your forums, just simply request for me to do so. I and my friends do believe there is something out there, so we're teetering on the line of christianity/athiest. I am sorry if I have offended you in any way.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-20-2012, 09:45 AM

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I and my friends do believe there is something out there

Jesus is there, accept him into your heart quick smart, such talk of Pagan Atheism will not be tolerated on any level.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-20-2012, 10:44 AM

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I said, that, in another post, I was agnostic and so were my friends, You have the right to judge me, and if need be, I will leave your forums, just simply request for me to do so. I and my friends do believe there is something out there, so we're teetering on the line of christianity/athiest. I am sorry if I have offended you in any way.
I would invite you start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us more about yourself.

You claim to be an agnostic, but that's a copout.

1 Jn 5:10b He that believeth not God hath made him a liar; because he believeth not the record that God gave of his Son.

By refusing to believe God and the record He gave of His Son (the 1611 KJV), you are calling God a liar. Everyone knows deep down that God exists, whether they claim to be atheists, agnostics, hindus, buddhists, catholics or whatever.

Rom 1:18-32 18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; <------ This is you, denying the truth
19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


Agnostics won't commit to a belief in God. They suppress what they already know, that God exists. You yourself said that the complexity of the solar system proves the existence of a higher being, and you're right. Verses 19 and 20 in the passage above state that God has revealed Himself through Creation. Denying the existence of God leads to all kinds of immorality. You may think that being an agnostic you are neutral. Not according to the Bible. You are full of unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, maliciousness and so on. There is no middle ground. You are either for God or against God.

Lk 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.

God abhors fence-sitters, those who try to take the middle ground. They make Jesus vomit.

Rev 3:14-16 14 And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God;
15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.


Why do you reject God's Word? His Word is truth (Jn 17:17). Are you simply going to rely on your own intuition? Turn to God; forsake your evil ways.

Mat 11:12 And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-01-2013, 03:13 PM

Okay first off bronies are a group of men/women who happen to like a kids show and you think it's wrong to apparently like a show ment for kids what the piffle and a piffleing homosexual flag? Are you piffleing serious okay so a rainbow fixtures of white becoming its original color for people that are color blind and also you spent about a good hour trying to find pictures of bronies cosplaying and thats a hug dumbass apparently two friends hugging is considered gay get a life stop living a life in your moms basement and go out and live it. P.S I'm a brony this post just got 20% cooler.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-01-2013, 03:21 PM

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Okay first off bronies are a group of men/women who happen to like a kids show and you think it's wrong to apparently like a show ment for kids what the piffle and a piffleing homosexual flag? Are you piffleing serious okay so a rainbow fixtures of white becoming its original color for people that are color blind and also you spent about a good hour trying to find pictures of bronies cosplaying and thats a hug dumbass apparently two friends hugging is considered gay get a life stop living a life in your moms basement and go out and live it. P.S I'm a brony this post just got 20% cooler.
Friend, I think you need to chill out a little. This should help:

1
Keep your horse reassured at all times. Stroke him and give him the occasional treat.
2
Leave the horse be once he is in his stable and eating happily to let him settle in and begin to relax.
3
Rub your horse's wither with your hand as you are riding. It will relax him and he should accept the it more easily.
4
Relax yourself. If you are tense then it will only make your horse more tense.
5
Breathe. Whatever happens remember to breathe. It sounds like a silly thing to tell someone but a lot of people panic and forget to breathe correctly. This also makes the horse tense and it makes you tense.
6
Check your girth regularly to make sure it isn't pinching your horse's sides or that it isn't too loose.
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Remember that different horses will respond to different things. There is no sure way to tell what any animal will prefer and it really is a matter of trial and error.

God Bless.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-01-2013, 03:38 PM

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Your gay friends must giggle all day about your little Rainbow Dash joke. Yes, we know about that here. It's you who just got 2000000% hotter though, for all eternity, in Hell!


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-01-2013, 04:09 PM

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Okay first off bronies are a group of men/women who happen to like a kids show and you think it's wrong to apparently like a show ment for kids what the piffle and a piffleing homosexual flag? Are you piffleing serious okay so a rainbow fixtures of white becoming its original color for people that are color blind and also you spent about a good hour trying to find pictures of bronies cosplaying and thats a hug dumbass apparently two friends hugging is considered gay get a life stop living a life in your moms basement and go out and live it. P.S I'm a brony this post just got 20% cooler.
Is that you in this video?



How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-01-2013, 04:33 PM

Who is this wetard and why hasn't he filled out his NCAA bracket?


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There is hope for you my friend. You see I was a brony. Fluttershy--it's always the quiet ones you know--really had me deceived. However, I found that staring at flanks all day ain't the way!! Sure, we all love those ponies, but talking animals? Think about it a second...remember that snake talked to Eve in the garden. Nothing good came of that and nothing good can come of MLP. I would also advise you to look at the subtitle of the most current My Little Pony program namely, Friendship is Magic. Number 1, the Bible says we should never practice or be involved with magic. Number 2, "friendship" implies "tolerance" and to be friends with the world is to be an enemy of God. Most recently things have taken an even more sinister turn as the unicorn, Twilight Sparkle, has become an alicorn. That smacks of evolution. There needs to be a twelve step program for bronies, but until then I would advise you to stay away from racetracks and stables. Be strong!
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-02-2013, 05:30 AM

Woah woah what are you a freaking kkk member? Holy crap dude it doesn't work that way
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-02-2013, 05:42 AM

You call yourself a Christian that makes me sick this isn't gods favorite forum lemme just say over the Internet nobody gives a shit bro god bless America also your s fag(pile of sticks)
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You call yourself a Christian that makes me sick this isn't gods favorite forum lemme just say over the Internet nobody gives a shit bro god bless America also your s fag(pile of sticks)
Dude, you're not making any sense. Calm down, take a breath and maybe use the quote function so that people know what your talking about.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-02-2013, 03:37 PM

This one baffles me what side do I take I don't like bronies (hence the name the antibronytrooper) or do I take the side of the baptists (even though I have no idea what the difference between a catholic and a Baptist is anyway) can someone please explain that to me

So which side do I take?
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This one baffles me what side do I take I don't like bronies (hence the name the antibronytrooper) or do I take the side of the baptists (even though I have no idea what the difference between a catholic and a Baptist is anyway) can someone please explain that to me

So which side do I take?
Friend, the best side to take is on the right hand side of the Blessed Redeemer, Christ Jesus! If you are on the left side, you'll be shuffled off with the goats, and that's not such a good place to be (Matthew 25:31-33; 46).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-02-2013, 05:00 PM

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This one baffles me what side do I take I don't like bronies (hence the name the antibronytrooper) or do I take the side of the baptists (even though I have no idea what the difference between a catholic and a Baptist is anyway) can someone please explain that to me

So which side do I take?
Why do you need to take a side dude? Stick to the middle path and you cant go wrong!

I dont know much about bronies, but if playing with dolls makes them happy, fine. I just hope they're not disappearing into some fantasy world.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-02-2013, 05:41 PM

The middle road is fun but I find it funny when someone is engaging my enemy for me, I'm just enjoying this I honestly didn't think anyone else besides bronies and anti bronies cared about this rather large Internet war that seems to be occurring for the last three years

Interesting... Interesting... But the war rages on
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The middle road is fun but I find it funny when someone is engaging my enemy for me, I'm just enjoying this I honestly didn't think anyone else besides bronies and anti bronies cared about this rather large Internet war that seems to be occurring for the last three years

Interesting... Interesting... But the war rages on
Dude, why does there have to be a war? Why all the anger? Why does what someone else does matter to you so much?

One part of the Bible that you should really look at

Matthew 7:3-4 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?

Jesus said some good stuff he said some really crazy things too, but thats a different story.

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Dude, why does there have to be a war? Why all the anger? Why does what someone else does matter to you so much?

One part of the Bible that you should really look at

Matthew 7:3-4 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?

Jesus said some good stuff he said some really crazy things too, but thats a different story.
Name one, just one, "crazy" thing Jesus said. Book, chapter, verse.



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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-02-2013, 06:14 PM

I actually have no idea how this war started what I know is that they keep flaming everything that isn't pony related, they ponify things to troll people and most of them fail to follow the two morals they preach about every five seconds (those morals being love and tolerate) which really annoys me and a lot of my friends so we react then they tell us to stop hating then we tell them to leave the threads alone and it escalates from there

Kind of inconvenient if you ask me
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Name one, just one, "crazy" thing Jesus said. Book, chapter, verse.



YiC,

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Matthew 11:12 And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.

Heaven suffereth violence? and the violent take it by force? And you guys want to go there?
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