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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-19-2013, 05:54 PM

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You know Jesus assumed that Judas was pretty damn cool and we all know how that turned out...
Are you trying to suggest that you're 'cool' like Judas?


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-19-2013, 05:57 PM

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Seriously how are Bronies bad? Is there evidence of them engaging in bestiality, incest, rape, or pedophilia? All you are doing is making assumptions based on a fandom.

Not true, dear. If you can calm down a moment and read the OP with an open mind and critical thinking skills, you'll see Dr. Isaiah Jones' analysis is 100% Biblically accurate and therefore 100% Truth™.

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You know Jesus assumed that Judas was pretty damn cool and we all know how that turned out...:j esus:
If you were familiar with God's Holy Word, you'd know that Jesus knew exactly what Judas was up to, but He allowed the traitor to continue, as it was all a part of His Divine Plan.

And as they did eat, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me.
Matthew 26:21


Furthermore, it wasn't a matter of having an idea someone might do Him harm, He knew precisely who would do what:

I speak not of you all: I know whom I have chosen: but that the scripture may be fulfilled,
He that eateth bread with me hath lifted up his heel against me.
John 13:18


The thing is, dear, Jesus died on the cross for the sins of mankind, even the sin of bronyism. You can be Saved© from this sinful burden if you but open your heart to the LORD.



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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-19-2013, 06:03 PM

As a former Brony I know how hard it can be to leave the herd. Once these ponies get their hooves into you it's hard to overcome the sinister urges that accompany the wicked show. I hope you can be strong

...I don't think you're understanding my point. I enjoy being a Brony. I like the show because of it's animation and writing. I like the Saw and Red Dwarf references. I like the fact that it's community is kind and sharing. It accepts those who are different and those who don't fit in. Unlike the Christian community which constantly bastardizes anyone who isn't a Christian.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-19-2013, 06:11 PM

I know a lot of different communities that pick on MLP. Are you taking your frustration out on the Christians because you feel that they are an easy target?


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 04-21-2013, 01:12 PM

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Oh Lord Jesus SAVE US!

I was concerned about keeping this kind of thing away from our daughter. I had to throw away about 3/4 of the gifts sent to her because they were inappropriate. But now you're telling me that they're trying to push this crap on our boys as well?

When will Satan's deception ever stop! Personally I blame the Chinese. You know that with their stupid laws they're only allowed one child so it's something like 80% of babies born are boys. Well since they don't want their boys bumpoking each other, they develop this poke-a-man crap (just look at the word, it's not like they're trying to hide anything) so that all of the boys over here turn gay. Then the girls over here will have no other choice than to enter into a unholy situation with some slant.

Absolutely disgusting.
I call racism. The Japs made this Pokemon 'crap'. The mainland Chinks rarely have good Internet connections to America. _I'm from Hrong Krong SAR.) Besides, due to our own personalities, we consider children's shows 'children's shows'. Most of us consider a lot of these shows babyish, so we don't watch them.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 05-10-2013, 05:30 PM

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Do you see now how persecuted we Christians are? People like you atheists march across the world and internet with your "superior" message of godless logic and reason and trample under foot the soldiers of God. But we have been long-suffering with you, though you persecute us. We want you to be saved™ today. Please consider your hate and change your ways. Jesus is waiting.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 05-10-2013, 05:36 PM

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Your gay friends must giggle all day about your little Rainbow Dash joke. Yes, we know about that here. It's you who just got 2000000% hotter though, for all eternity, in Hell!
It's funny how you know her name and i won't go to hell because I believe in The Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I think you will go to hell you fag (bundle of sticks)
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 05-10-2013, 05:38 PM

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You are a piffleing idiot he aid he was a catholic not an athiest man it must suck to be a chapdick
WOW! The hatred of Jesus certainly is spreading. What is it about Jesus selflessly dying so you don't have to burn forever in Hell that annoys you so much? You just need to love Him back.

Although if you are angry at Catholics I can see why. They aren't really Christians after all.

Did your father just not beat you properly or was it the lure of anal sex that got you set on the road to Hell?



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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 05-10-2013, 05:52 PM

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It's funny how you know her name and i won't go to hell because I believe in The Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I think you will go to hell you fag (bundle of sticks)
Friend, even the demons cast out of pigs believe in the LORD and Savior, Jesus Christ. I don't expect to see them in Heaven either.



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It's funny how you know her name and i won't go to hell because I believe in The Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I think you will go to hell you fag (bundle of sticks)
Such foul language! Why you MLP whores must continually sing the words of the Devil escapes me.
All those that are in Hell believe in Jesus. It breaks my heart that you wait until Satan is penetrating you to realize it.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-16-2013, 06:34 AM

lol this forum is hilarious. i guess just because some is a brony means they cant beleive in God correct? my then alot of people are quite done for.XD this forum...
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-16-2013, 06:43 AM

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lol this forum is hilarious. i guess just because some is a brony means they cant beleive in God correct? my then alot of people are quite done for.XD this forum...
Son, if I understand you correctly, you are mistaken on both accounts. One can absolutely be perverted and still believe in God. However, believing in God does no good if one refuses to actively fear and obey God [Ecclesiastes 12:13]. Also, there are not "alot [sic - that's Latin for "stay in school"] of people" who are bronies here, dear.

Now, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.



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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-16-2013, 06:57 AM

thank you. i would like to say that if an bronies found this site they would have a hay-day with it, being able to say that Christians are not so understanding an tolerant as we were led to believe hope full as i stay on this site this will be proven untrue.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-16-2013, 07:16 AM

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thank you. i would like to say that if an bronies found this site they would have a hay-day with it, being able to say that Christians are not so understanding an tolerant as we were led to believe hope full as i stay on this site this will be proven untrue.
Have you ever read the Bible? If so, please point out where God and Jesus are "understanding" and "tolerant". If not, you really should read it. Start here.

In the meantime, ask your mommy if she can buy you a computer equipped with a "shift" key.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-16-2013, 07:22 AM

Good day ol' chaps. It's your friendly neighbourhood nice guy here. I'm just here to say that what this thread said in the beginning is entirely false. As you can see, I'm a male fan of the show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic', or 'Brony'. Here's the catch though: I'm also a Christian. I'm not gay, nor do I hate people for being as such. My family's fully aware of the fact that I'm a Brony and my brother's one too. I've also got many friends that share the same interests as me, none of which are homosexuals as you claim us all to be.

Now that I've gotten that out of my system, you all have a wonderful day, and may God bless your souls.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-16-2013, 07:45 AM

Oh hey, it's me again. I'm sorry that I was quoting someone from 'Scott Pilgrim vs The World', one of the greatest movies ever. Though, I don't know why you removed my Timelord party picture. They were just being Timelords having a good time. Are painters too much as well?

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-16-2013, 07:46 AM

U mad, Godtards? "God created everyone equally". Load of shit. You asshats hate everything. And if someone likes ponies, let them like ponies. Instead, you're likely making God sick. Being the bigot bastards that you all are. I will never stop liking ponies. And you'll have to deal with it, you're all playing "God's" hand puppet. And I will continue to like ponies if I want. Call me the Devil if you wish, but know that you are all wrong. So with that, I close with a swift "piffle your family, piffle your dog, piffle your cat, piffle your mom, piffle your moms mom, and piffle you."
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-16-2013, 08:52 AM

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lol this forum is hilarious. i guess just because some is a brony means they cant beleive in God correct? my then alot of people are quite done for.XD this forum...
lol? You realize that stands for Lucifer Our Lord, right? And you can't just believe in God and expect a place reserved in Heaven, you must follow the ENTIRE Bible.


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Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-16-2013, 05:52 PM

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And if someone likes ponies, let them like ponies.
Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.



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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-16-2013, 05:52 PM

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U mad, Godtards?...
Please stop insulting retards.

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..."God created everyone equally". Load of shit...
That's from the United States Constitution, not the Bible. You really should read both of them, because your ignorance could cost you.

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...You asshats hate everything...
They only hate what God hates (according to the Bible).

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...Instead, you're likely making God sick...
What do you base that on? If you ignore the Bible, what do you base anything about God on? Note: anything pulled from your ass is irrelevant.

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...Being the bigot bastards that you all are...
No bastards here, sorry.

Deuteronomy 23:2 "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord."

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...Call me the Devil if you wish,...
Do delusions of grandeur run in your family?

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...but know that you are all wrong...
Again, based on what? Scripture preferred, but anything you'd like to mention will be considered (for its comedic potential, at least).

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...So with that, I close with a swift "piffle your family, piffle your dog, piffle your cat, piffle your mom, piffle your moms mom, and piffle you."
So much for "loving and tolerating the shit out of them", hypocrite.

And, please, get help for your animal abuse fantasies. That's just... not good.


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