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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-18-2013, 05:24 PM
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So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay?...
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-18-2013, 05:25 PM
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Troll? Troll?
Who came to a peaceful loving True Christian™ website and started spewing their drug-fueled insanity?
Yours in Christ,
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True? True? You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-18-2013, 05:26 PM
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Of course I love hanging with God in real life. He's the almighty Father, who wouldn't want to? I just like to watch a few well animated cartoons, zombie apocalypse shows, Canadian fighter movies, and play a few video games. Anybody does, and just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.
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Friend, that is the same logic that Homofaquals use.
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Just because I cannot impregnate a man by deep rectal penetration, it must be OK with God
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You know perfectly well anal sex makes Jesus wince. What you are doing is no different. You cannot justify it away.
What if Jesus had spent his time in middle eastern strip clubs instead of healing people?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-18-2013, 05:30 PM
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Friend, that is the same logic that Homofaquals use.
You know perfectly well anal sex makes Jesus wince. What you are doing is no different. You cannot justify it away.
What if Jesus had spent his time in middle eastern strip clubs instead of healing people?
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I'm glad you're trying to use words that don't even exist to try and explain your deluded logics.
And I'm pretty sure there weren't strip clubs back in the days of Jesus Christ. Did you even go to history class?
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-18-2013, 05:36 PM
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...And I'm pretty sure there weren't strip clubs back in the days of Jesus Christ...
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And until you post proof that there weren't, that is nothing but your own unsubstantiated opinion.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-18-2013, 05:42 PM
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I'm glad you're trying to use words that don't even exist to try and explain your deluded logics.
And I'm pretty sure there weren't strip clubs back in the days of Jesus Christ. Did you even go to history class?
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Two big assumptons. Typical. You whole life is fill with things that you are blowing out it.
Friend, God is crystal clear about what He expects from us. No where does he tell us to lust after rainbow colored cartoons. Doesn't the shame bother you one bit?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-18-2013, 05:45 PM
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And until you post proof that there weren't, that is nothing but your own unsubstantiated opinion.
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Here you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_club#History
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-18-2013, 05:54 PM
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Seriously, wiki is the source of your information? Why not the Bible?
Galatians 5:19-21
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
James 4:4
Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
1 Timothy 2:9
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
Revelation 18:2-4
2 And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
3 For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.
4 And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
Revelation 17:4
And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-18-2013, 06:02 PM
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And? That article mentions that there is evidence of stripping going back hundreds of years, which, if anything, casts even more doubt on your claim was that there were NO strip clubs in the ancient middle east.
Lack of evidence is NOT evidence of lack <--- basic logic there.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-18-2013, 07:24 PM
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First, as always, we have scripture.
Matthew 14:6-7 But when Herod's birthday was kept, the daughter of Herodias danced before them, and pleased Herod. Whereupon he promised with an oath to give her whatsoever she would ask.
Mark 6:22-23 And when the daughter of the said Herodias came in, and danced, and pleased Herod and them that sat with him, the king said unto the damsel, Ask of me whatsoever thou wilt, and I will give it thee. And he sware unto her, Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give it thee, unto the half of my kingdom.
Then we have Flavious Josephus' Antiquities book XVIII, Chapter 5 which gives more history of this fiendish Femme Fatale.
And finally we have from Comparative Religion studies from back in ministry school the tale of the Sumerian false goddess Inanna who performed a slow striptease at each of the 7 gates of the underworld.
Six hundred years before the birth of our Lord and Savior, the Greek Solon established several designations of prostitutes, including the auletrides who were known for erotic nude dances before audiences of men.
So please, our pony pumping pervert, don't try to pull the wool, or in your case horse hair, over the eyes of True Christians. Unlike you sinful knob-gobblers, we are well informed. God will always equip us with just enough knowledge to overcome evil.
Glory!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-20-2013, 09:55 AM
i think my point stands valid.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
06-20-2013, 11:05 AM
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i think my point stands valid.
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Hard for your point to stand valid with your very first post, friend. Assuming though that you are a sock puppet for our equine banging brony, I would have to say the evidence of stripping predating the birth of our Lord and Savior rather makes your point as valid as a photocopied dollar bill.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
07-01-2013, 09:53 AM
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Oh Lord Jesus SAVE US!
Then the girls over here will have no other choice than to enter into a unholy situation with some slant.
Absolutely disgusting.
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I didn't realize the Bible forbade women from marrying those of Asian descent...where is that in the scripture, or is that just your racism? Why would you find that disgusting? In my experience, Asian men make the best partners.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
07-01-2013, 10:03 AM
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I didn't realize the Bible forbade women from marrying those of Asian descent...where is that in the scripture, or is that just your racism? Why would you find that disgusting? In my experience, Asian men make the best partners.
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Maybe you should learn something about the Bible before you come into a Christian forum with your big lezzer boots stomping all over our most cherished beliefs?
Deuteronomy 7:3-4 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son. For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.
Daniel 2:43 And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.
God Bless
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
07-01-2013, 03:02 PM
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I didn't realize the Bible forbade women from marrying those of Asian descent...where is that in the scripture, or is that just your racism? Why would you find that disgusting? In my experience, Asian men make the best partners.
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I agree with Dr. Niles. You're never going to get to heaven if you don't read the Bible. How can you be so ignorant of Christianity?
"Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God." (Matthew 4:4).
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
07-01-2013, 03:45 PM
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I didn't realize the Bible forbade women from marrying those of Asian descent...where is that in the scripture, or is that just your racism? Why would you find that disgusting? In my experience, Asian men make the best partners.
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If God finds it disgusting, then so do we:
Ezra 10:2-3: And Shechaniah the son of Jehiel, [one] of the sons of Elam, answered and said unto Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land: yet now there is hope in Israel concerning this thing. Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
07-01-2013, 04:07 PM
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I didn't realize the Bible forbade women from marrying those of Asian descent...where is that in the scripture, or is that just your racism?
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This is the finest example of atheist hypocrisy of all time, and proof that atheists are racist, prejudiced, and bigoted:
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In my experience, Asian men make the best partners.
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Kettle, you have a call, it's the pot on line one, he says you're black.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
07-03-2013, 04:54 AM
I would like to point out that unless all of you are 100% Middle Eastern, you all qualify as "foreign" to the people who are in the Bible. The Old Testament is the story of the Tribes of Israel, not the United States. Therefore, marriages to Asians should be okay, as we are all foreigners. Also, you seem to have a very misguided understanding of what a Christian is. I believe that Jesus Christ was the true son of God who died to absolve our sins. Hence, I am Christian. Being a racist, misogynistic, ignorant person is no where in that definition.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
07-03-2013, 05:39 AM
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I would like to point out that unless all of you are 100% Middle Eastern, you all qualify as "foreign" to the people who are in the Bible.
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Wrong. For example Palestinians are 100% Middle Eastern, yet they are enemies of God. Place of origin has nothing to do with the fact.
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The Old Testament is the story of the Tribes of Israel, not the United States.
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If you would have read the bible, you would know that God forsook the tribes of Israel as they forsook baby Jesus. Americans are God's chosen people now.
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Also, you seem to have a very misguided understanding of what a Christian is.
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Misguided maybe to you, when you are the misguided. We follow the word of God, the bible. Feel free to show where we have not been biblically correct.
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I believe that Jesus Christ was the true son of God who died to absolve our sins. Hence, I am Christian. Being a racist, misogynistic, ignorant person is no where in that definition.
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How about you stop guessing what Christianity is about and you pick up your copy of KJV and start reading it. It's not too late for you to make things right with Jesus.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
07-03-2013, 06:16 AM
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Yes, God demands that we execute apostates who try to tempt us to follow false gods. So what?
What does this have to do with my Christian review of the first and second episodes of Season One of My Little Pony?
And as we have explained repeatedly, indoctrinating children into sin as an acceptable lifestyle is not OK, whether it's our children or someone else's. We don't want them damned to eternal torment.
If you saw a child about to fall off a cliff, hanging by one hand, would you help her? Or would you just say, "Oh, this doesn't affect ME PERSONALLY, so I'll let her fall"?
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To begin, you totally avoided the execution part. You can't pretend it doesn't exist based on it not being relevant. Now, why aren't you murdering people who oppose your religion? You aren't following God's word. You must not be a True Christian.
Secondly, letting a child fall off of a cliff does affect you personally, as you would be persecuted for not saving said child when you easily could have.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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