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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 01:23 AM

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My own personal morality. Simply because i want to live and not die young, probably like you. If we had listened to the bible, we would still be living like they did when Jesus was around.
So if you go by your own moraality and omit things like killing queers as the will of Jesus why do you bother to beleive in Him if you don't beleive in what He stands for (in this case advocating the deaths of homers)?

Why not just be an atheist?

YIC


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 01:23 AM

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So god hates those bronies?thanks for your help
I meant People who hate bronies


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 01:24 AM

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I meant People who hate bronies
That would be Christians.

Decent, honest, God fearing Christians.

YIC


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 01:28 AM

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So if you go by your own moraality and omit things like killing queers as the will of Jesus why do you bother to beleive in Him if you don't beleive in what He stands for (in this case advocating the deaths of homers)?

Why not just be an atheist?

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Because i believe everyone should be treated fairly. Not judged because the bible said to


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 02:40 AM

I'm totally floored. Until yesterday I had no idea that some children/adolescents are sexually attracted to cartoon ponies and others dress up like animals (the furries). This is totally perverted and demented. Is this the end result of the cotton-woolling of children? That they fail to grow up and develop as decent God-fearing adults? What are adolescents doing wrong to be interested in infant girl's cartoons? And "clopping" to "pony porn". Sick sick sick
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 02:55 AM

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Because i believe everyone should be treated fairly. Not judged because the bible said to
Oh I PRAISE THE LORD DAILY that everyone isn't treated fairly!

Can you imagine?

For the wages of sin is death...
Romans 6:23


Oh, but this is not "death" the way you atheists believe - an end to life, natural decomposition of body, including physical circuitry in the brain, cessation of consciousness and awareness. Oh no. This is like Advanced Death - the likes of which only the Good and Righteous LORD can conceive!


And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Revelation 20:14


It's too bad your mother didn't warn you about this when you were a young child so you would know to avoid such horrible lies. I have this poster in my children's bedrooms so the last thing they think about - after saying their prays of thanks to Jesus for giving them one more day of life, and of course apologizing if they wasted it - is the choice they have ahead of them. I suggest you print this out and put a copy in your wallet, then go get a poster sized print made so you too can be constantly reminded of your ultimate choice.




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 03:02 AM

I laugh cause i'm catholic


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 03:10 AM

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I laugh cause i'm catholic
You are indeed destined for eternal flames. A heathen papist is no better than an atheist, or a mooslim, or a hindu.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 03:14 AM

Ah but my brother too will join me


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You are indeed destined for eternal flames. A heathen papist is no better than an atheist, or a mooslim, or a hindu.
Being catholic, i don't have to believe in hell


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Being catholic, i don't have to believe in hell
Not believing in something doesn't make it not exist.


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Not believing in something doesn't make it not exist.
I never said it didn't exist, i simply said i don't believe


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Ah but my brother too will join me
You will not see your brother. Your only contact with others will be Satan and his minions when they come a courtin'...with oversized barbed tallywhackers angrily and insatiably gunnin' for your O-ring.

It makes me laugh when heathens say of their destiny to hell, "well, at least all the cool people will be there." There will be no socializing in hell. No commiseration. Only the never-ending fire and eternal demonic raping.

Still want to go there?




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What difference will that make?


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 03:48 AM

"you're going to hell!""you're going to hell!"
Yeah keep saying that. You too will be joining me
Everyone on this site is messed in the head

I mean bronies/pegasisters are molesting children, whatever. So why don't you all shut up already?


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 04:00 AM

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"you're going to hell!""you're going to hell!"
Yeah keep saying that. You too will be joining me
Everyone on this site is messed in the head

I mean bronies/pegasisters are molesting children, whatever. So why don't you all shut up already?
If following God's Word to the letter is "messed in the head" then I don't want to be sane by your twisted definition.

You come to God's forum and tell His followers to shut up?

Now who's messed in the head, friend?




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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 04:22 AM

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If following God's Word to the letter is "messed in the head" then I don't want to be sane by your twisted definition.

You come to God's forum and tell His followers to shut up?

Now who's messed in the head, friend?
I'm talking about bullying us bronies/pegasisters. That's a good way to see saten, is it not?


Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 04:26 AM

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I'm talking about bullying us bronies/pegasisters. That's a good way to see saten, is it not?
How is pointing out to you that you are in danger of eternal damnation bullying, friend?

I am trying to help you, not hurt you. We are simply following the Word of God...our warnings to you may also benefit others as well:

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1 Timothy 5:20 (1611 King James Bible)

Them that sinne rebuke before all, that others also may feare.




I Kings 7:23

And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 04:48 AM

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Being catholic, i don't have to believe in hell
Then you are not a catholic, but a heathen by your own cult's definition:
The teaching of the Church affirms the existence of hell and its eternity. Immediately after death the souls of those who die in a state of mortal sin descend into hell, where they suffer the punishments of hell, "eternal fire.
(CCC 1035)
If you do not submit to the teaching of your cult's leader (the priests and pope), then you relegate yourself anathema:
Whosoever, therefore, knowing that the Catholic Church was made necessary by Christ, would refuse to enter or to remain in it, could not be saved.
Lumen Gentium, 14:


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2014, 05:33 AM

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I never said it didn't exist, i simply said i don't believe
Can you refuse to believe in something you think does exist?

Atheists!...
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