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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
11-19-2015, 12:04 AM
"Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead. "
Your signature. Wow. What an incredible display of hate and prejudice.
Imagine if my signature said something like:
I'm interested in being friends with you if 1) you do not have any limbs missing 2) you do not say "dude" or "totes" 3) you do not listen to rap or heavy metal and only listen to the kinds of music I like 4) you don't watch any movies that I think are stupid 5) you don't say things that annoy me 6) you don't ever pass gas or blow your nose, cause those things are gross 7) you are not fat or ugly or have an annoying voice or 8) you are not poor or collecting welfare or driving a crappy car or living in a house smaller than 4 bedrooms. If any of those things are true, you should be killed because society would be better off without you.
See how that sounds? Seriously, close the bible and join my world. We accept and love people despite their shortcomings and we seek out the truth no matter where it takes us.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
11-19-2015, 12:11 AM
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Clearly, you are an imbecile.
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11-19-2015, 12:14 AM
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From what I've seen, your intolerance is in epic proportions. This will be my last post here. I have wasted too much time explaining things to people who are too thickheaded to understand them. I have things to do.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
11-19-2015, 12:21 AM
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From what I've seen, your intolerance is in epic proportions. This will be my last post here. I have wasted too much time explaining things to people who are too thickheaded to understand them. I have things to do.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
11-19-2015, 02:45 AM
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From what I've seen, your intolerance is in epic proportions. This will be my last post here. I have wasted too much time explaining things to people who are too thickheaded to understand them. I have things to do.
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We are not surprised when another unsaved wretch comes to this site to explain things to us. None of your drivel is new material. We have heard all this nonsense a hundred times and every one of you fools thinks he has all the answers. It is also common for your tribe of hateful, God hating zealots to get angry when we don't see things your way, especially now that you have explained your opinions. That said, you really seem to be foaming at the mouth. I expect the Lord will call you home before too long. Then, you can tell Him all about your theories.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
11-19-2015, 04:35 AM
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First, my username was supposed to be missing the second 'M' but apparently this forum auto-corrects the word M-O-R-O-N with "Mormon."
Also, my name is Gabriel. I wanted to address some of the questions that came up as I was reading this thread.
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Hello, Gabriel. Your efforts to answer these questions are deeply appreciated. However, they might be fruitless for two reasons:
1) Faith in this lovely community is stronger than actual evidence,
2) When you defend the scientific point of view, it is advisable to fact-check what you're actually saying -- in other words, to actually know what you're saying.
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1) The earth is 6,000 years old, therefore dinosaurs cannot have walked the earth. Seriously? The earth is 4.5 billion years old (approximately). 99.999999% of all scientists on the planet believe this to be a fact. There is a mountain of evidence for it. Carbon-14 dating has proved it,
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Not at all. C14 dating is useful only for recent remains, up to 40,000 years, and is not particularly reliable even within that period. Therefore, it is not useful in geology, unless you're dating something from the end of the Pleistocene: a very tiny portion of the geologic time.
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There is more evidence for this fact than there is for the bible actually being 2000 years old, and there is a lot of evidence of the bible's age.
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If you knew anything about the age of the Bible you'd know that most of it is not 2000 years old - most of it is much older.
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2) Dinosaur fossils are not made out of rock, nor are they bones. A fossil is an impression left in rock.
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You're thinking of a cast. Like what people burned alive by God's intervention in the form of a volcano eruption in Pompeii.
A fossil is an actual bone, not a cast, actually turned into stone, or fossilized.
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Eight people have given definitions of fossils and not one bothered to actually look up the definition first.
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Did you count yourself in this number?
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The first fossil that we know of for sure was discovered in 1676 in England. It was a massive femur.
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Nope. People have been digging up fossils since Antiquity.
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So, you only allow people who believe exactly like you do on this forum? What is the purpose of having a forum where anyone can register if you delete everyone who you don't agree with.
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Hello! Have you bothered to see the name and domain of this website? It is "Landover Baptist Church Forum." Not "let's just talk about anything forum."
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You claim to be enlightened and open-minded,
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They do?! Now I'm truly intrigued.
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That's so loving and Christ-like.
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I think if you knew anything about Christ you'd agree that this lovely community follows His example very closely.
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From what I've seen, your intolerance is in epic proportions. This will be my last post here. I have wasted too much time explaining things to people who are too thickheaded to understand them. I have things to do.
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While you're not "wasting" your time on this forum, I do hope that you'll spend it learning about science which you seem to believe in but not know much about.
...Just like many Christians feel about the Bible.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
11-19-2015, 05:40 AM
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...I have wasted too much time explaining things to people who are too thickheaded to understand them. I have things to do.
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They feel the same way, believe me.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
11-19-2015, 12:21 PM
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"Hello, my name is Mary.<Christian sentiments snipped>I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead."
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Nothing wrong there.
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Imagine if my signature said something like:
I'm interested in being friends with you if [Hateful personal opinion deleted.] you should be killed because society would be better off without you.
See how that sounds?
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Yes. You sound like a psychopath. Are you?
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
11-19-2015, 02:01 PM
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I have wasted too much time
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Great Scott, you're right! QUICK ... Back to the DeLorean!
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
11-23-2015, 06:40 AM
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Science does not "jump after whatever new idea is most fashionable." That is the most ridiculous statement of all. New theories are accepted because they fit the facts, not because they are "fashionable."
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Last I checked the Holy Bible has not changed since it was written by God (2 Timothy 3:16, Hebrews 13:8). But Evolution has been changing faster than the Florida weather forecast, with new theories and journals of "peer reviewed" toilet paper being published every day. Talk about building your house on the sand and not the hard rock of Christ!(Matthew 7:24-27, 1 Corinthians 10:4)
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
11-26-2015, 12:39 AM
Dinosaurs are real. Check out the movie Jurassic Park for proof.
Job 40:15-18
15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
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11-26-2015, 08:21 PM
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Dinosaurs are real. Check out the movie Jurassic Park for proof.
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Say what?
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
12-08-2016, 01:14 PM
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It's interesting to me how the owners of this website are "christian" yet believe racism and bigotry are acceptable traits to express. . . Aren't we all the same color in god's eyes? . . .
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No.
Read the story of Noah for the Biblical perspective on racial delineation.
In God's eyes the only thing that we all are is in need of salvation.
You express the notion that bigotry and racism are not "christian" traits. The definition of a "Christian" is one who follows Jesus Christ.
The entire provenance for Jesus Christ lays in the Bible. Not just His ministry but His history and His legitimacy as the fulfillment of divine promise are described there.
The Old Testament is every bit as critical as the New Testament in the formation of Jesus' claims of identity-- and by extension, His followers' claims to identity as Christians.
It's not just that there are New Testament verses explicitly commanding Christians to revere and obey the Old Testament with the same commitment that they offer to the teachings of Christ; without the Old Testament, there is no frame of reference for Jesus.
Over and over again, Jesus spoke from the Old Testament scriptures and used its words and its authority to bolster His assertion of His purpose. He instructed His followers to follow the Bible and identified Himself with it. Therefore, it is indeed, "christian" to espouse the Bible's values and instructions.
The Bible divides people into races and nations and instructs believers in its authority to treat people in different ways depending on their inclusion in certain groups. Thus, attitudes which you determine to be racist and bigoted are Biblical, Godly and, indeed, Christian.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
12-09-2016, 04:30 AM
Anything that was actually a real bone was probably the bone of one of Lucifer's demons.
Revelation 12:9
“And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the deuill and Satan, which deceiueth the whole world: hee was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.”
1611 King James Version (KJV)
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
12-09-2016, 05:43 AM
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Anything that was actually a real bone was probably the bone of one of Lucifer's demons.
Revelation 12:9
“And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the deuill and Satan, which deceiueth the whole world: hee was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.”
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Darling Friend,
While you refer to a magnificent passage of the Bible with good intentions, you should take into consideration that the Book of Revelation is about Future History. For Jesus, all times and eras can be perceived simultaneously, hence the powerful prophecy of the Book of Revelation is written in the past tense.
2 Peter 3:8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
The Book of Revelation tells us about things that Jesus knows of but that have not occurred yet here on Earth. Thus, the bones of dinosaurs cannot represent the bones of Satan. Dinosaur bones are simply the Bones of the Behemoth that perished during Noah's Flood!
Job 40:15-19
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
You still need to read your Bible much more carefully, dear friend! We also have pictorial evidence for your convenience in case you need to supplement you reading comprehension skills with visual stimuli!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
12-23-2016, 12:24 AM
I never knew so many stupid people could exist in one place.... You are all blind.. stupid and dumb.... It's pretty sad to know human beings were given the gift of intelligence and it's been put to such a waste..... All you people should be put in jail for life. and then in the stupid afterlife that you actually believe in... retards
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
12-23-2016, 12:40 AM
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I never knew so many stupid people could exist in one place....
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Thanks for your persecution! It makes us stronger in Christ!
2 Timothy 3:12 - Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
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You are all blind.. stupid and dumb....
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And nevertheless we love you
Matthew 5:44 - But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
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It's pretty sad to know human beings were given the gift of intelligence and it's been put to such a waste.....
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God gives, God takes. If you pray hard, your intelligence may come back to you in a while.
Proverbs 1:7 - The fear of the LORD [is] the beginning of knowledge: [but] fools despise wisdom and instruction.
Daniel 2:21And he changeth the times and the seasons: he removeth kings, and setteth up kings: he giveth wisdom unto the wise, and knowledge to them that know understanding
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All you people should be put in jail for life. and then in the stupid afterlife that you actually believe in... retards
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Oh, and where is the freedom of religion? You are a petit dictator, aren't you?
Proverbs 29:2When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
12-23-2016, 12:41 AM
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I never knew so many stupid people could exist in one place.... You are all blind.. stupid and dumb.... It's pretty sad to know human beings were given the gift of intelligence and it's been put to such a waste..... All you people should be put in jail for life. and then in the stupid afterlife that you actually believe in... retards
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You want people to be imprisoned for their entire lives because they don't meet your criteria for intelligence? That seems a bit harsh.
1 Corinthians 1:27
But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick -
12-23-2016, 12:42 AM
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I never knew so many stupid people could exist in one place.... You are all blind.. stupid and dumb.... It's pretty sad to know human beings were given the gift of intelligence and it's been put to such a waste..... All you people should be put in jail for life. and then in the stupid afterlife that you actually believe in... retards
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Hi sweetie, and welcome to our Godly forum!
Your unjust and cruel persecution reassures me that we're right and you're wrong - in fact, we are blessed by it! Thank you!
Matthew 5:10-12
10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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