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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 04-19-2014, 08:06 AM

Sorry, I'm all tithed out this month.


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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 04-19-2014, 07:02 PM

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As a German I think such a registry would be a splendid idea. It would make it easier for the police to protect our jewish neighbors. They naturally have a lot of enimies. Fathers of families for example who don't know how to feed their children anymore because the jew took everything away from them. People who thought they get a cheap loan until they realize the interest rate is per month not per year.

Those poor people might show up at the jews house to plead for mercy but with a registry of jews it will be easier for the police to protect the jews and their "hard-earned" property.

Also the registry will make it easier to restitute alleged jewish property after times of persecution and dispossession. "Claim" is every jews favorite word Make the property list as long as possible (don't forget to add the sun and the moon!)





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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 04-19-2014, 07:57 PM

Schindler's list actually was a great thing for jews so why not make a list 2.0?
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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 04-19-2014, 09:20 PM

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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 04-19-2014, 10:22 PM

Well... My eyes are certainly very beedy, and as you all know, I have had my ongoing problems with sexual perversion...

Dad gum it, WWJD, I think you're right: This calls for a right proper re-commitment to Jesus Christ! I'm scheduling the ceremony for one week from today! Who's in?


Please note that, due to my financial situation, I am forced to charge $15 per person, and there will be a no-host bar.


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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 04-19-2014, 11:14 PM

Sorry, I'm unable to attend. (You charging $15! You should be paying me 10x that to attend. Also, charging money suggests that you have no intention of re-committing, but are doing it purely to make some shekels)
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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 04-20-2014, 05:13 PM

Here's a little known fact, there is a distinct lower rate of alcoholism among the Jews due to the large hooked noses God gave them. It makes it difficult for them to drink easily, now on the other hand, the Irish are known for their small noses, and alcoholism is sky high there. Isn't our Creator just wonderful!!!
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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 04-21-2014, 05:29 AM

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Here's a little known fact, there is a distinct lower rate of alcoholism among the Jews due to the large hooked noses God gave them. It makes it difficult for them to drink easily, now on the other hand, the Irish are known for their small noses, and alcoholism is sky high there. Isn't our Creator just wonderful!!!
Yes, but the Irish are also known for their freakishly small peckers and gaping bung holes with zero elasticity, yet they still seem to enjoy sodomy more than the average pervert...God's ways are mysterious...
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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 04-25-2014, 12:07 AM

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Correctly identify them as non-white, on the other hand, and then you have to listen to them playing the race card, claiming victim status, and demanding affirmative action.
The worst part is listening to them prattle on about how they've been "persecuted". Their persecution complex is just unparalleled.

I mean, sure the holocaust and the mass expulsions were bad for them but they never stop and wonder why those things happened.


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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 04-25-2014, 12:56 PM

If we knew all the Jews in the area we could invite them to a big get together. I have a brother in-law who works for the railroad that may provide free transportation. Unfortunately it is not a passenger line but a cattle hauling service, but it would still be free transportation! We could even have a door prize for one lucky Jew and then make a big celebrity out of him on stage as a special favor. We could do that thing that Hollywood does to special guests where they tactfully and light heartedly make funny jokes demeaning the guest, I forget what it is called, but it might start with an "R". I'm sure our Jewish friends and neighbors would get a big thrill out of that one!
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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 05-05-2014, 02:26 PM

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Here's a little known fact, there is a distinct lower rate of alcoholism among the Jews due to the large hooked noses God gave them. It makes it difficult for them to drink easily, now on the other hand, the Irish are known for their small noses, and alcoholism is sky high there. Isn't our Creator just wonderful!!!

I thought those were "coked" noses, genetically adapted over many generations to fit inhalation of coke.
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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 05-05-2014, 03:34 PM

So you people are basically nazis?
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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 05-05-2014, 03:42 PM

Hitler was a degenerate 'schw*nz', and what he was up to has no bearing on the thinking of real Christians anywhere.
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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 05-05-2014, 03:44 PM

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Says the person whose country didn't even oppose them in WW2?

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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 05-06-2014, 12:54 AM

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Matthew 7:3, sweetie.
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Hello there is a difference between BEING Catholic and SAYING you're catholic. That's like me saying I am the Virgin Mary. Just because I say it doesn't make it true. If hitler was a real catholic then the Holocaust wouldn't be in our history books. Just because I'm on this Baptist website doesn't mean I'm baptist and because you have truechristain in your bio thing doesn't make that true either.


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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 05-06-2014, 02:38 AM

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Hello there is a difference between BEING Catholic and SAYING you're catholic. That's like me saying I am the Virgin Mary. Just because I say it doesn't make it true. If hitler was a real catholic then the Holocaust wouldn't be in our history books. Just because I'm on this Baptist website doesn't mean I'm baptist and because you have truechristain in your bio thing doesn't make that true either.
You must be very young because obviously you do not know your history. Do your homework before coming to this website/forum.


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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 05-06-2014, 03:32 AM

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Hello there is a difference between BEING Catholic and SAYING you're catholic. That's like me saying I am the Virgin Mary. Just because I say it doesn't make it true. If hitler was a real catholic then the Holocaust wouldn't be in our history books. Just because I'm on this Baptist website doesn't mean I'm baptist and because you have truechristain in your bio thing doesn't make that true either.
Be careful, dear. This is what we call a No True Scotsman fallacy. In this form of faulty reasoning one's belief is rendered unfalsifiable because no matter how compelling the evidence is, one simply shifts the goalposts so that it wouldn't apply to a supposedly 'true' example. This kind of post-rationalization is a way of avoiding valid criticisms of the argument presented.

Example: Angus declares that Scotsmen do not put sugar on their porridge, to which Lachlan points out that he is a Scotsman and puts sugar on his porridge. Furious, like a true Scot, Angus yells that no true Scotsman sugars his porridge.

You're doing this with Hitler. "No true catholic would round up Jews and burn them in ovens." To which the student of history will not only recognize that the true Catholic did in fact burn Christ's killers in ovens, but that he was a self-identified Catholic. He believed in your Catholic theology, he took your Catholic sacraments. He was, by the very definition, a Catholic man. Of course the student of history will recall that this is a time-honored practice among the Catholics, as they burned non-Catholics at the stake for centuries. I don't know why you people get so bent out of shape with one more flame.


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Default Re: Jews, let's get you registered today! - 05-08-2014, 01:37 PM

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Hello there is a difference between BEING Catholic and SAYING you're catholic. That's like me saying I am the Virgin Mary. Just because I say it doesn't make it true. If hitler was a real catholic then the Holocaust wouldn't be in our history books. Just because I'm on this Baptist website doesn't mean I'm baptist and because you have truechristain in your bio thing doesn't make that true either.
So... are you saying that the popes who started the crusades and myriads of other religious wars, approved burning witches and heretics, and allowed enslaving non European people (first Indians, then Africans), were not Catholics? Wow, that would be 1000* years of non-Catholics leading the Catholic church!!




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* Counting roughly from the Great Schism as the beginning of an officially separate Catholic church. Alternatively, we could talk about 1700 years of genocide and slavery, counting from Constantine's declaration of Christianity as the official religion of the Roman Empire, but that early church did not have all the dogma of Catholic Church yet.
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