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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-21-2008, 06:05 PM

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Ever read the Bible all the way through?



God demands that we judge unsaved scum like you. If you don't like that, then take it up with God.
You sound like a radical muslim... not much difference though. All fundamentalists are mentally addled.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-21-2008, 10:53 PM

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You sound like a radical muslim... not much difference though. All fundamentalists are mentally addled.
Wow, you're like Old Iron Crotch, only far less interesting or clever.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-21-2008, 11:47 PM

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You sound like a radical muslim... not much difference though. All fundamentalists are mentally addled.
And that is what you call "verbally crushing" me?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 12:32 AM

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And that is what you call "verbally crushing" me?
What can you expect from a person who names himself after a dead pervert?
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 12:47 AM

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And that is what you call "verbally crushing" me?
You don't seem to deny being a radical loon.

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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 12:50 AM

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You don't seem to deny being a radical loon.

If being Saved© by the Blood of Christ and being ON FIRE to preach His Word to all who will listen is crazy, then count me in, pal.

God-mockers like you go to hellfire. True Christians™ like me go to Heaven, where we point and laugh at you while satan anally assaults you with his huge barbed tallywacker. GLORY!!


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 01:11 AM

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If being Saved© by the Blood of Christ and being ON FIRE to preach His Word to all who will listen is crazy, then count me in, pal.

God-mockers like you go to hellfire. True Christians™ like me go to Heaven, where we point and laugh at you while satan anally assaults you with his huge barbed tallywacker. GLORY!!
Whatever you want to waste your life on, it's fine with me.

I'm open minded and free thinking.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 01:15 AM

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I'm open minded and free thinking.
So, you worship Satan. Stupid demon.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 01:17 AM

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So, you worship Satan. Stupid demon.
Satanism is a retarded excuse for a religion. It's the most selfish religion I have ever studied.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 01:18 AM

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Satanism is a retarded excuse for a religion. It's the most selfish religion I have ever studied.
Then why are you a Satanist?
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 01:20 AM

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Then why are you a Satanist?
I'm not, I am an Atheist.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 01:23 AM

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I'm not, I am an Atheist.
You just said that you were open minded and free thinking. That Satanist, not atheist. Atheists are not open minded or free thinking. They claim that there absolutely can not be a God under any circumstances. That doesn't sound open minded to me. Son, Satan has you confused about your own religion. That's because it's not the One True Faith™. Get your heart right with Jesus, son, before he loses his patience with you.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 01:36 AM

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You just said that you were open minded and free thinking. That Satanist, not atheist. Atheists are not open minded or free thinking. They claim that there absolutely can not be a God under any circumstances. That doesn't sound open minded to me. Son, Satan has you confused about your own religion. That's because it's not the One True Faith™. Get your heart right with Jesus, son, before he loses his patience with you.
Nono, An Atheist is the lack of belief in a god because there is not enough evidence/reason to believe in one. Being a Christian or an Atheist doesn't mean you can't/can be open minded. They have no direct correlation.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 01:44 AM

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Atheist is the lack of belief in a god because there is not enough evidence/reason to believe in one.
God wrote a book for crying out loud! It's the international best seller of all time. It's called the Bible. Perhaps you've heard of it? Did you even watch the video at the beginning of this thread?
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God wrote a book for crying out loud! It's the international best seller of all time. It's called the Bible. Perhaps you've heard of it? Did you even watch the video at the beginning of this thread?
You do understand this video was made by an Atheist being sarcastic, I've seen it ages ago.



Atheists read the bible more then Christians.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 02:23 AM

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You do understand this video was made by an Atheist being sarcastic
A typical atheist approach. You can't beat what I say, so you claim that it was said by a sarcastic atheist trying to make a "satire" or something like that. I'm on to you, demon.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 02:33 AM

I know who made it. I've watched all of his videos...including this one about his own personal experience with our Lord Jesus Christ. He says he's a Christian!

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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 02:41 AM

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I know who made it. I've watched all of his videos...including this one about his own personal experience with our Lord Jesus Christ. He says he's a Christian!

He's being sarcastic.. :/
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 02:43 AM

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He's being sarcastic.. :/
You would say that... Prove it. Show me one place in any of his videos where he says that he's being sarcastic.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 10-22-2008, 02:44 AM

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He's being sarcastic.. :/
No, YOU'RE being sarcastic.

Unless you have some point to all this hateful God-mockery, we're going to have to ask you to leave.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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