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Default Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 03:46 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special...h?search=Budha

Here you go. All about him. Go read it. Learn something.
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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 03:50 AM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special...h?search=Budha

Here you go. All about him. Go read it. Learn something.
No one cares about a fat slant-eyed idol. I think you're on the fast track to disappearing. You might want to rethink your heathen ways and what you're trying to accomplish here, I'm sure the Pastors are going to be angered by your constant mormonic posts.


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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 04:19 AM

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No one cares about a fat slant-eyed idol. I think you're on the fast track to disappearing. You might want to rethink your heathen ways and what you're trying to accomplish here, I'm sure the Pastors are going to be angered by your constant mormonic posts.
Please just check out the link. You'll learn something about the 1st Buddha.
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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 04:24 AM

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Please just check out the link. You'll learn something about the 1st Buddha.
Look nutjob, I wouldn't refer anyone to that wiccan site for any reason at all, ever. Its run by perverts and anyone, including Charles Manson, is allowed to alter the contents of the "information" therein.

And what makes you think that we would allow you to force your pagan jap beliefs on us in God's favorite forum? Take it somewhere else, hop-sing.

And now you're telling us there was more than one boodar? That's rich. You can't prove your tubby gook god ever actually existed. He's just a story, like little red riding hood.

Read the Holy Bible. That's all you need.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 04:31 AM

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Look nutjob, I wouldn't refer anyone to that wiccan site for any reason at all, ever. Its run by perverts and anyone, including Charles Manson, is allowed to alter the contents of the "information" therein.

And what makes you think that we would allow you to force your pagan jap beliefs on us in God's favorite forum? Take it somewhere else, hop-sing.

And now you're telling us there was more than one boodar? That's rich. You can't prove your tubby gook god ever actually existed. He's just a story, like little red riding hood.

Read the Holy Bible. That's all you need.

I'm just trying to give you some info you don't know about. What's so wrong about that?
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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 04:34 AM

I already know loads about Buddha, I've visited that link several times when I had to do a project on him for my Comparative Civilizations class
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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 04:35 AM

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Judges 2:1 And an angel of the LORD came up from Gilgal to Bochim, and said, I made you to go up out of Egypt, and have brought you unto the land which I sware unto your fathers; and I said, I will never break my covenant with you.
2:2 And ye shall make no league with the inhabitants of this land; ye shall throw down their altars: but ye have not obeyed my voice: why have ye done this?
2:3 Wherefore I also said, I will not drive them out from before you; but they shall be as thorns in your sides, and their gods shall be a snare unto you.


1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 04:43 AM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special...?search=Buddha

Here you go. All about him. Go read it. Learn something.
You do know, don't you Lunar, that by talking to 'Luna' and worshipping/praying to Buddha, your 'ever so loving' biblical god would drop-kick you into the 'lake of fire'?

Not that I believe in the xtian/biblical/abrahamic god or heaven or hell, because I don't, and I never will.
BUT, I do know what the bible says. And it doesn't like people like you. In fact, you'd be considered a demon-possessed abomination.

Not saying this to be mean, dear, but if you claim to love the god of the bible, you should at least know what the bible actually says. Just so that you can be better informed about what it is you choose to worship.

And here's a nice biblical quote:

1 Corinthians 10:21
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Ye cannot drink the cup of the Lord, and the cup of devils: ye cannot be partakers of the Lord's table, and of the table of devils.

And according any deity that is not the biblical god is seen as, in the bible, a devil or demon.

Sorry, but if the bible god did exist, he wouldn't like you.



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 04:45 AM

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Judges 2:1 And an angel of the LORD came up from Gilgal to Bochim, and said, I made you to go up out of Egypt, and have brought you unto the land which I sware unto your fathers; and I said, I will never break my covenant with you.
2:2 And ye shall make no league with the inhabitants of this land; ye shall throw down their altars: but ye have not obeyed my voice: why have ye done this?
2:3 Wherefore I also said, I will not drive them out from before you; but they shall be as thorns in your sides, and their gods shall be a snare unto you.

1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
That's not going to change my mind. I happen to follow Buddha, too. I posted up that link for all of you to read. So, you can all learn something. To better yourself.
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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 05:08 AM



That is Buddha.
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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 05:44 AM

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That is Buddha.

No, that is not Buddha. It is written that he once said that if you see the Buddha along the road, kill him.

You are also very confused; your link is to Budha - a "god" of Hindu mythology. This thread is titled " Want to learn about Buddha?" Which one is it?

Look Lunatic Seed, the pastors here are trying to put you on the right path to Jesus. Those Hindu's and Buddhists are from India. That's where they bathe in the same water that they urinate and defecate in. What religion do you think is more powerful; one that produces indoor plumbing, high definition television and iPods, or one that subsists in disease ridden filth? India is in constant skirmishes with Mooslimb Pakistan and they are constantly blowing up each other's mosques and temples. They both have nuclear weapons and one of these days they are going to annihilate each other. Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 05:52 AM

I had read up on this Booda thang befo'e. Thankfully my faith in the LORD had been strong enough to keep me from being tempted by Boodist lies, and I had been able to see the Truth™ behind they blassimies. Here be a little bit of informations about this Booda and the boodhist "religion":

Booda left his wife and his chillrens to fend for theyselves while he went to go worship Satan in the desert for five years. Our Lord had gone to a desert to FIGHT the debbil... Booda had done the opposite! Also, he routinely spitted in God's face, claimin' that they be no God, and that people does not have souls. (See Psalm 14:1 and Genesis 2:7)

Boodist monks apparently LIKES the thought of bein' roasted in Hell, which be why they is always burning themselves to death while they meditates. This picture right here was took of one doin' so just the other day:



No wonder you gonna try to get folk in here to follow Booda. You pro'lly wantsa see True Christian™ folk doin' that to theyselves. I ain't done yet, though. Them Tibetanese Boodists kidnaps little chillrens, and they gets away with it by tellin' the chile's parents that the chile had done been reincranated. Basically, it work like this... some ole chile molestin' Boodist see a chile he want and he tell them followers of his, then they tells that story to the parents and kidnaps the chile to be the old man's sex slave. Also, that chile be hellbound, because he forced to worship Booda from the moment he be kidnapped. The Dolly Llama be a example of this.

I could tell y'all more about this foolishness, but I does not really needs to. I has already proved that Boodism be a false religion (just like anything other than True Christianity™) that promote Satan worships, suicide, and chile molestin'! This tract from Brother Chick demonstrate how the LORD deal with boodists - by murderin' 'em and then tossin' 'em to HELL!! PRAISE!


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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 12:30 PM

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I posted up that link for all of you to read. So, you can all learn something. To better yourself.
The only thing people need to read in order to better ourselves is the KJV1611, anything else is only a glorification or a protest against it. Here on the LBC site we try to provide the former, while people like you provide the latter. As Van Helsing already stated, you are either with or against the Lord, and judging by your eagerness to direct us away from Jesus, you belong to the latter group. Keep in mind though, hell is no picnic. It's a barbeque!


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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 02:44 PM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special...h?search=Budha

Here you go. All about him. Go read it. Learn something.
Lunar,

You must realize that as True Christians™, we don't even have the smallest desire to research some tree-hugging, anti-Jesus, hippy.

Lamentations 2:14 "Thy prophets have seen vain and foolish things for thee: and they have not discovered thine iniquity, to turn away thy captivity; but have seen for thee false burdens and causes of banishment."

Buddha was a false prophet and as such, got exactly what he deserved: hellfire and brimstone. I guarantee that (unlike Jesus) if you check Buddha's grave, he's still there.

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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 05:09 PM

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That is Buddha.
Um, that doesn't look very Indian to me.

As Brother Jennings pointed out, your link was to a Hindu demon, Budha, not Buddha. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha


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Budha



Budha yantra


In Hindu mythology, Budha (not to be confused with Buddha) is the name for the planet Mercury, a son of Chandra (the moon) with either Tara or Rohini.
The planet is associated with Wednesday in Indian timekeeping. In modern Hindi, Telugu, Bengali, Marathi,and Gujarati, Wednesday is called Budhvara; in Tamil and Malayalam it is Budhan.
Perhaps your tree friend should spell-check your posts from now on!

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Default Q: Want to learn about Buddha? A: No - 04-18-2007, 05:21 PM

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Not that I believe in the xtian/biblical/abrahamic god or heaven or hell, because I don't, and I never will.
You'll find that state of denial a lot harder to maintain when you're drowning in the Lake of Fire!
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That is Buddha.
That's one hell of an afro that nappy-headed manwhore is sporting. Now, I've got a question for you -why on earth would any sane, rational True Christian™ want to condemn theirself to Hell by studying a false chink demon?


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Default Re: Want to learn about Buddha? - 04-18-2007, 11:53 PM

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It is written that he once said that if you see the Buddha along the road, kill him.
lol, where is that written? I see you'd like to take target practice at little Buddha figurines by tropical plants in my town's nursery
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Default Re: Q: Want to learn about Buddha? A: No - 04-19-2007, 10:29 PM

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You'll find that state of denial a lot harder to maintain when you're drowning in the Lake of Fire!

That's one hell of an afro that nappy-headed manwhore is sporting. Now, I've got a question for you -why on earth would any sane, rational True Christian™ want to condemn theirself to Hell by studying a false chink demon?

Because he's teaching can end suffering in your mind.
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Because he's teaching can end suffering in your mind.
Friend,

Do you really think you can stop God from putting it back in?



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Default Re: Q: Want to learn about Buddha? A: No - 04-20-2007, 01:31 AM

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Friend,

Do you really think you can stop God from putting it back in?
No, but I always do meditation. I do it all the time.
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