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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-21-2012, 08:42 PM
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Absolutely, Sister Rita. Although many of us prefer to call them abortion enablers or, to be more precise, baby-killers.
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They make me sick. I also noticed one thing- all of the baby-killers have already been born.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-21-2012, 10:33 PM
I'm offended by LIEING FLUFFY BUNNY FALSE CHRISTIAN who know NOTHING about the Holy Bible and give all True Christians™ a bad name!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 12:20 AM
Jehovah's Witlesses. They piss me right off. They haven't got the first clue what's in the Bible and they want to tell people about it? Even made up their own Bible, like the one Jesus wrote isn't good enough! I can't wait for Jesus to drop-kick the whole sorry lot of them into Hell!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 03:29 AM
People who think it's okay to judge me based on my race. If I don't use the race card, don't use it against me. It's rude as anything.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 04:05 AM
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People who think it's okay to judge me based on my race. If I don't use the race card, don't use it against me. It's rude as anything.
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Why shouldn't people judge you based on your race? That's what Jesus made you, and we all see that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 05:46 AM
I'm offended by this guy:
His name is Till Lindemann. He's the lead "singer" of a German group of sadomasochistic perverts called "Rammstein". He likes to light himself and other things on fire, probably in preparation for Hell.
He apparently thinks himself some sort of a stud, continually parading about half-naked:
Or less. (True Christian™ men of strong faith only: NSFW image)
And then there's this "performance", which starts out revolting but gets far, far worse about halfway through. Also NSFW, and for True Christian™ men of strong faith only! (Ex-Gay members, please do not CLICK HERE. Video.)
He apparently got arrested for that performance and charged with obscenity. He should have been publicly flogged for it!
Frankly, I can find only one thing even marginally redeeming about this "man" and his "band", and they accomplish it only while insulting America anyway!
They manage to clearly disprove the "moon landing" hoax with one of their "music" videos (this one is SFW):
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 11:01 AM
Too bad they opened the wall. He'd be stuck with First Arsch in the DDR.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 11:54 AM
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I'm offended by this guy:
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Looks like he's also preparing to give Satan some sort of oral sex. May God have mercy on his soul.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by shy Rita
People who think it's okay to judge me based on my race. If I don't use the race card, don't use it against me. It's rude as anything.
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Whiny niglets offend me. Race card? Who cares. Show me your Jesus card! That's all I care about and all Jesus cares about, even for the inferior races.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
Whiny niglets offend me. Race card? Who cares. Show me your Jesus card! That's all I care about and all Jesus cares about, even for the inferior races.
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Just kiddin'!
Politically Correct pansies irritate the HELL out of me.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 03:58 PM
Players offend me. Don't play with someone who knows the game better than you do.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 04:08 PM
The Des Moines Denny's Restaurant offends me AND Jesus.
I stopped in there for an omelet this morning after escorting Reverend Obsborn to do some lobbying at the GOP prayer brunch. I had to ask the waitress twice for my orange juice and my hash browns were burnt on side. This is not how Christ likes to be served for breakfast so this is not how I like to be served.
I will pray that the Denny's on 2221 E Euclid Ave repents of it's sinful ways.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 04:14 PM
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Players offend me. Don't play with someone who knows the game better than you do.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2012, 04:54 PM
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That doesn't even make sense.
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I agree, but we have to remember she is part colored. While the words didn't make sense, they were still spelled correctly and had proper punctuation and capitalization. Pretty good for a half breed.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-26-2012, 02:32 AM
The imperialistic french attempting to force canada into a metric system. What's wrong with cubits? Genesis doesn't mention any froggy "meter" dimensions, just nice, simple and deadly accurate cubits.
"And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits." - Genesis 6:15
God says build, Noah says how high! God says "30 cubits" not "la 10 meters". It's all there in black and white in my KJV which is 1x0.75 Herbert forearm cubits.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-27-2012, 01:14 AM
Obamacare being defended in court at taxpayer expense!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-28-2012, 12:13 AM
My Wife's whore aunt! Why in hell did she decide to do a "pop-over" and attempt to give me hell. That whole family is full of trailerTrashTards, each one more vile than the next. Oh well, my Family and I will finally have silence once her family goes directly to hell! (Please dear God, don't send my wife to hell, she's not like them, she just a tad slower than the average person).
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-28-2012, 12:28 AM
Snails.
Every time it rains my drive is covered in them and so when I take the car out I end up running over loads of them. It sounds like popcorn after heavy rain.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-28-2012, 01:00 AM
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Snails.
Every time it rains my drive is covered in them and so when I take the car out I end up running over loads of them. It sounds like popcorn after heavy rain.
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A saucer of Guinness gets 'em every time.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-28-2012, 01:06 AM
Sadly, every time I try that horses emerge from the sea and steal it.
Come to think of it, I'm offended by that as well. Snails and stealing sea horses. And the song Guaglione
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