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I'm getting married to my man -
09-06-2010, 03:44 PM
After many months of coming to terms with my sexuality, I am gay. I tried praying and reading the bible for guidance but nothing has helped. I have accepted the fact that I love my man and he loves me. God created me so he made me gay for a reason. I am getting married and noone can stop us beause love is blind and God is love.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-06-2010, 04:26 PM
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God is love.
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Kindly post the scripture that backs this up, nancyboy. Show us where God condones revolting perverts like you pretending to marry each other by mocking normal marriage.
You make God God want to puke. I hope you know that.
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Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-06-2010, 05:07 PM
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So which one is you?
Oh, never mind.
I'm starting to feel some puke in the back of my mouth, so I don't even want to know.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-06-2010, 05:53 PM
While op is a very obvious troll, he wrote that God made him gay for a reason, and that's just laughable. What reason would that be? Besides mocking God, I wish he would explain what he believes that Gods plan for homers is on this earth.
Know the Bible:
Leviticus 19:28-29 forbids piercings and tattoos, and warns against raising ones daughters into harlots.
Romans 1:21-1:32 identifies homers as people so ungodly that The Lord has given them up.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-06-2010, 06:04 PM
Marriage is a union between a man and a woman. A union between faggots is called sodomy. What you are doing is unnatural. Nothing in nature commits sodomy. Only faggots.
Why did you hate God so much that you had to devote your life to sodomy? Did God make your penis too small to satisfy a woman? There is more to love than penis size. What about having children? What about the AIDS virus? Are you and your accomplice in sodomy going to rape children together so that you can spread the AIDS virus and turn them into faggots? I am just appalled.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-06-2010, 09:57 PM
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While op is a very obvious troll, he wrote that God made him gay for a reason, and that's just laughable. What reason would that be? Besides mocking God, I wish he would explain what he believes that Gods plan for homers is on this earth.
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Very true, they also become horrified when you mention that pedophiles and dog molesters SAY THE EXACT SAME THING.
Oh but that's different according to them. Nice to be able to pick and choose what is right and wrong without any form of guidance whatsoever.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-07-2010, 02:14 AM
God mated Adam with Eve so there could be children. Will one, or both, of you become pregnant?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-07-2010, 05:43 PM
The only use for sex is when two people are in love and for creating children. You can't do that. That means you can't ever perform proper sex. Is that what you want to do, to live in that kind of depravity? I can only guess it is since you have let it come this far, let me say, I do not wish to have anything to do with you, know of you, work with you, do anything at all without beyond saying what Jesus said to the woman caught in adultery, after he saved her from being stoned, and that is:
Sin no more.
Even if people don't punish God in His infinite Justice will render you your due. Have your 'fun' all the while deep down knowing that the judgment is hanging over you, waiting to cut you in half, body, spirit, or both.
Repent or become excommunicated from the people of Good Will across the Earth. Your lust and hate will make you a bad friend to anyone who loves him- or herself, and God.
Begone foul sinner, your ways are neither welcome nor condoned around these parts, or anywhere that God dwells in his peace and truth.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-07-2010, 06:30 PM
@ JamesRobert Why not stop being gay and choose Jesus so you can go to Heaven?
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-08-2010, 12:27 PM
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God created me so he made me gay for a reason.
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It was to punish you for idolatry. According to Romans ch. 1, God's eternal power is manifest in His creation ( Romans 1:18-20). Nonetheless, certain people chose to worship the creature more than the Creator ( Romans 1:21-25). Therefore, God gave them up to homosexuality and other sins and gave them over to a reprobate mind ( Romans 1:26-32).
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-08-2010, 04:57 PM
Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 09-08-2010 at 06:12 PM.
Reason: This is a Christian forum, so clean up your language.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-08-2010, 05:18 PM
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I think the main reason Christians are afraid of gays, is that they just imagine two men having intercourse (edited for consistency) or two ladies (edited for consistency).
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Entirely too graphic, missy. You clearly have very unclean thoughts.
Go away.
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Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 09-08-2010 at 06:18 PM.
Reason: edited for consistency
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-08-2010, 06:15 PM
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Dear friend:
Your blatant anti-Christian persecution just shows that we are blessed:
Matt. 5:11-12: Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-08-2010, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Cecilie
I think the main reason Christians are afraid of gays, is that they just imagine two men having intercourse (lurid description of the sodomite deathstyle choice deleted) or two ladies (lurid description of lezbertarianism deleted, and it's not as though true ladies would do such a thing).
Is it not obvious? You are not afraid of Gay people, you are just sickened by the image of them having sex. It is not like straight people have sex? Uh I think it is VERY disgusting for two people of the opposite sex, to have intercourse. Just my opinion. Ladies first.
- Girl
And PS: I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE
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Here is the proof that they don't "just want to get married" they're not doing it so that "they have the same rights" they want to get married so that they can attack us Christians with their deathstlye choice and beat us over the head with their marriage license.
As soon as we give them the right to marry, they'll start suing churches for refusing to marry them. Then they'll move on to suing hetero's for refusing to marry them as some sort of hate crime, and the liebral governments will roll over for them.
Well I would rather die than be forced into a homosexual marriage.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-08-2010, 06:30 PM
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As soon as we give them the right to marry, they'll start suing churches for refusing to marry them. Then they'll move on to suing hetero's for refusing to marry them as some sort of hate crime, and the liebral governments will roll over for them.
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Indeed. As we True Conservatives™ know, when lie-berals give people the freedom to do something, it's just the first step toward making it compulsory.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-19-2010, 10:04 PM
I support gay marriage. The marriage is not harming you. You just believe that it is harming you. Why are people so intolerant. The Bible says it is bad, but seriously, if you do not like Gay marriage, ignore it. You do not need to complain about it because it is not happening to you
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-19-2010, 10:11 PM
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I support gay marriage. The marriage is not harming you. You just believe that it is harming you. Why are people so intolerant. The Bible says it is bad, but seriously, if you do not like Gay marriage, ignore it. You do not need to complain about it because it is not happening to you
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So everyone should listen to you instead of God.
Why should we just stand by and watch gays spread their diseases without the care of other people.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-19-2010, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by BelovedEternally
I support gay marriage. The marriage is not harming you. You just believe that it is harming you. Why are people so intolerant. The Bible says it is bad, but seriously, if you do not like Gay marriage, ignore it. You do not need to complain about it because it is not happening to you
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So you don't care if gay couples show up at your kid's elementary school playground and rape him, giving him AIDS and indoctrinating him into the homosexual deathstyle choice? What about when your son then comes home and rapes you, giving you AIDS and indoctrinating you into the homosexual deathstyle choice, sending you to Hell when you die covered in lesions and manseed. Where does it all end?
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-19-2010, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BelovedEternally
I support gay marriage. The marriage is not harming you. You just believe that it is harming you. Why are people so intolerant. The Bible says it is bad, but seriously, if you do not like Gay marriage, ignore it. You do not need to complain about it because it is not happening to you
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It is a little difficult to ignore the homersexural lifestyle when homers are constantly shoving it down our throats. Gay Pride parades, Mardis Gras and the like; stupid little slogans bellowed out constantly like :"we're here, we're queer, get used to it" If they want to be left alone WHY the constant attention seeking ploys?
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Re: I'm getting married to my man -
09-19-2010, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt
It is a little difficult to ignore the homersexural lifestyle when homers are constantly shoving it down our throats. Gay Pride parades, Mardis Gras and the like; stupid little slogans bellowed out constantly like :"we're here, we're queer, get used to it" If they want to be left alone WHY the constant attention seeking ploys?
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Sweetheart, it was a much better world when they stayed in the damn closet. Can you make me a sandwich and bring it to me like a good little wife.
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