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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 04:39 PM

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The Lord only loves those that believe in Him.
God IS love Lisa. Love doesn't make choices in terms of belief, however much you and I guess all believers would like to think so.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 04:40 PM

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God IS love Lisa. Love doesn't make choices in terms of belief, however much you and I guess all believers would like to think so.
You obviously never ever touched a Holy Bible in your entire life.

People God hates:
  • Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
  • Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
God kills those who do not believe in Him and then sends them to hell:
  • 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
  • Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
  • Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
  • John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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God IS love Lisa. Love doesn't make choices in terms of belief, however much you and I guess all believers would like to think so.
If you look at the Bible it disagrees with you.

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 05:01 PM

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You obviously never ever touched a Holy Bible in your entire life.
Don't you just love the fluffy bunny Christians. I am not sure what is worse, atheists or false Christians, either way they are both heading to hell.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 05:03 PM

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You obviously never ever touched a Holy Bible in your entire life.
Ah yes, the good old bible. Written nigh on 400 years after the events and full of the typical bile and brimstone of religious documents of the same era.

Jesus was a beautiful human being, who did some amazing things. His story sadly has been tainted by mankind, in the same way we've had a negative effect on our environment.

If Jesus came back today, he would take you by the hand and you would feel the hate and distemper fade, not completely of course, we're all human after all!, but enough to enjoy life for what it is and not simply assume the worst in others.
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Ah yes, the good old bible. Written nigh on 400 years after the events and full of the typical bile and brimstone of religious documents of the same era.

Jesus was a beautiful human being, who did some amazing things. His story sadly has been tainted by mankind, in the same way we've had a negative effect on our environment.

If Jesus came back today, he would take you by the hand and you would feel the hate and distemper fade, not completely of course, we're all human after all!, but enough to enjoy life for what it is and not simply assume the worst in others.
You might like to read the end part of the Bible about the second coming and rapture.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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You might like to read the end part of the Bible about the second coming and rapture.
Not to forget the fact that Jesus is alive and well. Just last night he spoke to me, funny thing is He warned me that today I would come to meet a heathen, and I did. Praise Jesus.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 07:42 PM

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Not to forget the fact that Jesus is alive and well. Just last night he spoke to me, funny thing is He warned me that today I would come to meet a heathen, and I did. Praise Jesus.
Yes James, I do believe voices tell you things, tell you to do things.

It is your ego which helps you believe that the son of the Creator of Everything has got time to update your daily social diary with potential undesireables, or would want to.

Let us all hope and pray these voices suggestions do not one day include a good vantage point, a high powered rifle and any 'unbelievers'.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 10:25 PM

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So Microsoft Paint won't print my pictures. Sometimes I use a program that came with the camera to print pictures. It looks ok, but wastes to much colour toner on the printer. The Photoshop I go to makes better pictures. They can also make bigger pictures but they cost more money.
I thought you meant photoshop, as a store you go to, to get your photos printed for money.

Microsoft paint can very well print your photos, as well as the build in pictures and fax reader can (The program which open when you double click on a picture). No matter where you see a picture actually, you can press "CTRL + P", and it will take you to the printing menu. I don't get why you are using photoshop to just print pictures, nor do I get that you say it cost money to print photos. It only cost the ink you are using, which shouldn't be that much of a factor.

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Why do you keep saying allows edit of my photos. Is this some kind of thing in Denmark for printing photos.
Let me show you:

This is the picture without me editing it:



And here is my edit of it:



Now surely these pictures aren't really edited very good. You can easily see my edit. But now lets take your example of that stamp, here, let me edit it for you:



Obviously this is not a very good edit, as I suck at editing pictures. However, if a truly professional person has sat down, he could easily make it look like the real thing. And that it was painted to start with, it shouldn't really be a challenge for a true editor to do such a thing.

So, now I ask again, do you have a source for this stamp? I have a source to what my flag is, and this is over 99999999 pictures of the same thing, not just two pictures.
The editing goes for the same as your fishing picture. The website on the picture does not longer exist, and I get no hits when I google it, but yet again, I get tons of hits if I google "Danish flag".

I hope I have enlightened your knowledge about picture editing. Everything you see on the internet is obviously not real. Without a source, how can I blindly believe that the picture is real?

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The 2 photos I posted are real. If they were not how would you be able to see them.
The stamp I posted is also real, but it being real, doesn't make it true.

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I sometimes look at stamp collecting websites and look at the stamps. You must like looking at stamps also. Thanks for the tip at looking at Swedish Post office website.
Well, we all have our hobbies. But no, I do not look at stamps. I've got an old collection lying around, but it has been ages ago since I "updated" it.
However, my job is about stamps. I own a store, in which I have a post office. Therefor, I know many types of stamps, but only danish ones. I rarely see non-danish stamps.

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Editing posts can be tricky like I said. I normally click on the Edit Post button. That always work for me. Perhaps you could try that. It may say something different if you computer comes from Denmark.
Well, you should think so. But my edit button has for some reason disappeared, or to be precise, actually never been there. I do know these vbulletin forums, as I own one myself, and I have set it up myself, so I do know where it should be, and I also know that it can be disable for some people. And for some strange reason, I am not allowed to edit my own posts.

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I hope you have stopped looking porn sites. I find it really rude when you click on something and it takes you to a porn site.
I have never linked to a porn site. If I could edit my post, I would edit it back, but since that pastor guy felt that he lost the battle, he needed to be a cock and edit my post, so it would link to porn sites instead. I do not know how to be any more clear with this. Also, the text in the link is "www.google.com/blablabla", why would it be that, if I was linking to a porn site? I can record me posting the links, and then put them up for youtube as evidence if you want me to, but I really rather not be this extreme, as people should know morals, but apparently, allot of people in here doesn't know what such thing is.
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I was going to answer all the questions you asked, but this thread is about why God hates Denmark. If I answered your questions it would be going of topic.

As I said earlier, I gave you two photos for proof that you wanted. One was a whaling ship, the other a stamp.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-04-2010, 03:09 AM

Sister Lisa your perseverance and patience is astounding.

However I feel your endeavour is largely misguided and fruitless as I fear that Mr Jelly Brain has a mental capacity most definitely aligned with his namesake.

Sister Lisa I appreciate that you are trying hard to save him from himself but the reality is that he will and quite rightly burn in Hell

Oh well you / we have tried hard but Mr. Jelly Brain has select his own destiny



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Sister Lisa your perseverance and patience is astounding.

However I feel your endeavour is largely misguided and fruitless as I fear that Mr Jelly Brain has a mental capacity most definitely aligned with his namesake.

Sister Lisa I appreciate that you are trying hard to save him from himself but the reality is that he will and quite rightly burn in Hell

Oh well you / we have tried hard but Mr. Jelly Brain has select his own destiny
Brother Warner you may be correct for this one. He has already taken to Satan and his lakes in hell. You would think after the successful conversion of Denmarkians recently, you would expect many more to come.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-04-2010, 11:53 AM

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So, now I ask again, do you have a source for this stamp? I have a source to what my flag is, and this is over 99999999 pictures of the same thing, not just two pictures.
The editing goes for the same as your fishing picture. The website on the picture does not longer exist, and I get no hits when I google it, but yet again, I get tons of hits if I google "Danish flag".
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What kind of comment is this. Are you upset that I will not be drawn into your off topic conversation.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-04-2010, 01:08 PM

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What kind of comment is this. Are you upset that I will not be drawn into your off topic conversation.
I was trying to make a point. And that comment was only because it said that I have to type at least one character before I could post, so I guess words in quotes doesn't count as a character.

My point of this is, I was actually being on topic, and I still am. We are still talking about the flag being the wrong one, which is about this post, and I do consider that as on topic.

Yet we haven't discussed the rest I have proved cranky wrong in. You must have an opinion of this as well.

Don't get me wrong here, I don't like Denmark either. You are just hating the country on false evidence, which I think is very rude to us. I really don't care if you hate it or not, just don't hate it on false evidence.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-04-2010, 01:12 PM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-04-2010, 01:21 PM

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I was trying to make a point. And that comment was only because it said that I have to type at least one character before I could post, so I guess words in quotes doesn't count as a character.

My point of this is, I was actually being on topic, and I still am. We are still talking about the flag being the wrong one, which is about this post, and I do consider that as on topic.

Yet we haven't discussed the rest I have proved cranky wrong in. You must have an opinion of this as well.

Don't get me wrong here, I don't like Denmark either. You are just hating the country on false evidence, which I think is very rude to us. I really don't care if you hate it or not, just don't hate it on false evidence.
I have shown you the flag is not wrong and given 2 very clear examples of the flag. If I am wrong why have the fellow Denmarkins at LBC not corrected me.

Did I say I hate Denmark, you will notice it says God Hates Denmark. It is up to the people of Denmark to turn to the Lord and change their ways.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-04-2010, 01:44 PM

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i agree with everyone in this thread


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Wow..you must have extremely conflicting minds.


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Thumbs down Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-06-2010, 09:13 AM

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I have shown you the flag is not wrong and given 2 very clear examples of the flag. If I am wrong why have the fellow Denmarkins at LBC not corrected me.

Did I say I hate Denmark, you will notice it says God Hates Denmark. It is up to the people of Denmark to turn to the Lord and change their ways.
And I have shown you how you can easily edit a picture, and as you have no source to your pictures, how can I believe they are not edited?

Either you are so stupid, that you do not understand what I have so basically descriped in my post, or you just refuse to read it, and ignore the fact that it is actually true, making you an ignorant.

I don't know what you are, but it can't be anything good.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-06-2010, 09:40 AM

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And I have shown you how you can easily edit a picture, and as you have no source to your pictures, how can I believe they are not edited?

Either you are so stupid, that you do not understand what I have so basically descriped in my post, or you just refuse to read it, and ignore the fact that it is actually true, making you an ignorant.

I don't know what you are, but it can't be anything good.
What makes you think I edited the photos. I showed you photos.

You are very mean for calling me stupid and ignorant. I have read what you said and it does not make any sense. Why are you saying I am not a good person. I have been trying to help and all you do is be mean.

Now apologize for saying such mean things about me.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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