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Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-05-2006, 02:09 AM
nows, i unnerstand that the bible were wrote by some menfolk who had a direct lines to lord God so it almost like lord God wroted it Himselfs! . so why there be alotta yucky stuffs in the bible an alotta stuff that make no good sense?
And Moses said before the LORD, Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me? <--- that be exodus 6:30
i reads an reads an reads that, an i thawt there no ways that verse meaned to be litteral . so i askeds some folk all abouts ole yucky lips , an they saids that maybee Mr.Moses were waxin poets about a speech impedmint. so why he not say that in the first places? i were real worrieds, i were thinkin he got lips that needs to be washed in a speshial ways everydays, an that he feelin real sads cuz in anchint Israels a uncircumcized lips were a unkosher lips an none of them heebroo ladys woulda gone on a dates wiv him an then Mr.Moses dieds all alone wiv unclean virgin lips
anyways, i not mean to cause no offenses, but i be thinkin lord God coulda wroted that verse better, cuz He got the biggest brains in the whole entire universes an i shore he coulda thawt of somethin more classy
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-05-2006, 02:38 AM
Good question...uncircumcized lips......what???
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-05-2006, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Petal
nows, i unnerstand that the bible were wrote by some menfolk who had a direct lines to lord God so it almost like lord God wroted it Himselfs! . so why there be alotta yucky stuffs in the bible an alotta stuff that make no good sense?
And Moses said before the LORD, Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me? <--- that be exodus 6:30
i reads an reads an reads that, an i thawt there no ways that verse meaned to be litteral . so i askeds some folk all abouts ole yucky lips , an they saids that maybee Mr.Moses were waxin poets about a speech impedmint. so why he not say that in the first places? i were real worrieds, i were thinkin he got lips that needs to be washed in a speshial ways everydays, an that he feelin real sads cuz in anchint Israels a uncircumcized lips were a unkosher lips an none of them heebroo ladys woulda gone on a dates wiv him an then Mr.Moses dieds all alone wiv unclean virgin lips
anyways, i not mean to cause no offenses, but i be thinkin lord God coulda wroted that verse better, cuz He got the biggest brains in the whole entire universes an i shore he coulda thawt of somethin more classy
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Um....Miss Petal, this is a rather delicate matter to be discussing with the likes of you....Suffice to say, it wasn't a man's LIPS that God wanted circumcised. It was something a little further south. You don't need to worry your female head about such things.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-05-2006, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Petal
nows, i unnerstand that the bible were wrote by some menfolk who had a direct lines to lord God so it almost like lord God wroted it Himselfs! . so why there be alotta yucky stuffs in the bible an alotta stuff that make no good sense?
And Moses said before the LORD, Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me? <--- that be exodus 6:30
i reads an reads an reads that, an i thawt there no ways that verse meaned to be litteral . so i askeds some folk all abouts ole yucky lips , an they saids that maybee Mr.Moses were waxin poets about a speech impedmint. so why he not say that in the first places? i were real worrieds, i were thinkin he got lips that needs to be washed in a speshial ways everydays, an that he feelin real sads cuz in anchint Israels a uncircumcized lips were a unkosher lips an none of them heebroo ladys woulda gone on a dates wiv him an then Mr.Moses dieds all alone wiv unclean virgin lips
anyways, i not mean to cause no offenses, but i be thinkin lord God coulda wroted that verse better, cuz He got the biggest brains in the whole entire universes an i shore he coulda thawt of somethin more classy
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As far as I can tell, this verse, like ALL Bible verses, means exactly what it says. Moses never had the foreskin removed from his lips. What's so difficult to understand about that?
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-06-2006, 02:56 AM
Is Petal a homer or a negro (or worse: both)? I can't make heads nor tails of what it is saying! With all those colors, I am wont to think that it is a homo-sick-ual.
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-06-2006, 03:21 AM
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Is Petal a homer or a negro (or worse: both)? I can't make heads nor tails of what it is saying! With all those colors, I am wont to think that it is a homo-sick-ual.
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i no you are but what am i?
Mr.JonFish, this here a bible threads, an your spirt of meanness is not appreshiateds! there no needs to make the funs of my spellin, i try my very bestest to spells good an i thinks all the colors are bootiful an the liddle smiley faces are freindly but it be wasteds on you!
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-06-2006, 03:33 AM
Silly negro. Have you looked into homer-reparative surgery lately? You sound like you have a lisp or big negro lips.
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-06-2006, 04:04 AM
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Silly negro. Have you looked into homer-reparative surgery lately? You sound like you have a lisp or big negro lips.
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i rebukes you for that slur on my delicate liddle true christian mouths! my lips been washed wiv the blood of the lambs, they been spirtually circumsizeds by lord God Himselfs
you not needs to be castin them lookist stones, Mr.JonFishy, cuz you got a big fat chins your chin so bigs folk can see it from the moons
your chin be be what demoteds Mr.Pluto
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-06-2006, 08:39 AM
Johnfish85, I suggest you keep Negroid accusations against our Petal to yourself.
She is a True Christian™ (Pipsqueak) and is whiter than even you.
Any more of this Teenage behaviour and I shall have to rebuke you with hundreds of nasty points against your name.
You have been warned!!
Please calm down Petal, nasty man won't harm you.
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-06-2006, 08:43 AM
Mr Fish, I'm not even goning to warn you. You have been rebuked in the name of God Almighty. We will not tolerate groundless accusations!
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-06-2006, 12:46 PM
My most sincere apologies, both to God and to Petal! I was overcome by my own fallible human suspicions, and knew not what I did. Such a Godly person should never be mistaken for a negroid. My most humble apologies to all offended. My hands have offended me, and now I must go deal with that......
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-06-2006, 12:54 PM
A nice healthy love-offering to Jesus via LBC would go along way towards the forgiveness and peace of mind you seek. Hit that Paypal button now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-06-2006, 04:03 PM
My penitence offering has been submitted. May Jesus (and Petal and other True Christians™) look kindly upon my offering and grant me forgiveness (via Landover Baptists Pastors) for my wrong-doings.
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10-06-2006, 06:09 PM
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My most sincere apologies, both to God and to Petal! I was overcome by my own fallible human suspicions, and knew not what I did. Such a Godly person should never be mistaken for a negroid. My most humble apologies to all offended. My hands have offended me, and now I must go deal with that......
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A person who claims to know everything about science is surely dumb enough to insult Petal the godly cat. Why? Well, it's obvious, isn't it.
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10-06-2006, 08:02 PM
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A person who claims to know everything about science is surely dumb enough to insult Petal the godly cat. Why? Well, it's obvious, isn't it.
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Petal isn't a cat you fool. She is a cat fancier. She is a just a bit too passionate about it, that's all. What's a matter, you such a jerk that you have something against people with health problems?
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Re: Mr.Moses badmouth his badmouth -
10-08-2006, 12:43 PM
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Is Petal a homer or a negro (or worse: both)? I can't make heads nor tails of what it is saying! With all those colors, I am wont to think that it is a homo-sick-ual.
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Leave Petal alone, you are one to talk about spellings that can't be understood!
Now Petal and I may disagree on our religious beliefs but she's one of the few people here to be nice to us heathenfolk.
And aren't you the one who claimed to be a science professor who knows nothing about science?
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