[Jedediah]

Brothers in Christ,

Several years ago, I was battling demons. Gay demons. The demons caused a stir in my loins every time I would see a Latino boy. To deal with these demons, I went to a summer program to be cured of these outside influences. This consisted of Bible study, prayer, electro-shock therapy, and lots of time spent in the fetal position being held by one of the pastors. The therapy was successful, and I have rendered my wife with son five times in as many years.

During fellowship this past Wednesday, a Brother in Christ disclosed to us that his eldest son is now afflicted with the gay. He suggested that we rescue his son and take him to El Paso where he knows a guy who will administer chemical castration. I related my experience with being cured of the gay, but he seems set on chemical castration. He says that his son will still be in accordance with Deuteronomy 23:1 -

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member
cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Furthermore, he cites Matthew 19:12 -

For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

However, how does this square with Genesis 1: 27-28?

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God
created he him; male and female created he them.
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful,
and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have
dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the
air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Part of my Christian Duty is to produce as many sons as I can before the Rapture (I am blessed to have a wife who has obediently given me sons each year rather than daughters). If we do proceed with taking our brother's apostate son to El Paso for chemical castration, would this count as having him wounded in the stones, thereby precluding his place in the Kingdom of Heaven? Or would we be making him a eunuch for the sake of the Kingdom? And what about the LORD's commandment to multiply? I mean, as a gay, the only thing he would be multiplying are AIDS germs, so is there really any loss there?

I still think the best solution would be to send him to the same reeducation program I attended so that he may go forth and produce many sons. But I wanted to check here first before we all pile in a van and drive to Albuquerque to take his son to El Paso for the procedure.

YIC

[Cranky Old Man]

Why not castrate them for real? Chemical castration is temporary.

[Bob4God]

Well I'll tell you as a man, I do not like the sound of this at all.

Where in the Bible does it say to chemically castrate yourself? I defy you to find a single verse where GOD says we are more than welcome to inject chemicals into our bodies for the purpose of staying perverted sexual urges.

The Bible refers to actual amputations, as in those done with a knife, a razor blade, or a pair of hedge clippers.

Attempting to please GOD by simply poisoning the organs He gave you that are driving you into temptation is like offering Him fruits and veggies instead of a nice, fresh, blood sacrifice that has barely stopped twitching from having its throat slit in the loving name of GOD Almighty! JESUS wants blood!

[Jedediah]

I guess I'm just trying to be a compassionate conservative. This is the man's son, after all. We all want them to sing in God's choir together in the Kingdom, and a careful reading of Deuteronomy 23:1 will reveal that a man is required to have an intact set of testicles to enter the congregation of the LORD. That is why we are planning to go the chemical route. Although I do admit, a burnt offering does have a certain appeal.

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

I guess I'm just trying to be a compassionate conservative. This is the man's son, after all. We all want them to sing in God's choir together in the Kingdom, and a careful reading of Deuteronomy 23:1 will reveal that a man is required to have an intact set of testicles to enter the congregation of the LORD. That is why we are planning to go the chemical route. Although I do admit, a burnt offering does have a certain appeal.

I understand your compassion, when I was hitting puberty I had some of teh gay feelings too. Satan was trying to corrupt me. My dad knew right away what was going on and got a friend of his to help me out. Amber. One of the fine ladies who danced in praise to Jesus at his men's social club. She was a fine Christian lady. Dad sent me and her to have a talk in his private room in the basement with the waterbed. We got to know each other, me and Amber, for 6 hours. She taught me a lot about Christ and what it means to be a man. And I emerged a True Christian heterosexual man! Oh, the things she showed me. Praise the Lord! Everybody needs an Amber in their lives!

[Professor Bessemer]

As a former queer, I believe I have a particular insight into your situation. In my successful Ex-Gay© treatment, I opted for traditional surgery instead of drug treatment. Call me old fashioned, but there is something comforting about being physically altered with a knife that makes you feel closer to our Lord.

And I can report that I am currently a 100% heterosexual (but not currently genitally functional) True Christian™ man! Praise!

Trust me, I am more than happy with the results of my aversion therapy and my surgery, including the subsequent infection that left me impotent. In my humble opinion, a few years of sexual disfunction is certainly a worthy trade off for an eternity in Heaven at the right hand of Jesus.

[grey goose]

Brothers, I know I'm. A biblical amateur and have just started my path to God but ill throw in my two cents all the same.

Gays who are not cured by clean castration with anything sharp (or fire) will ultimately perish due to drug use. ALL queers use drugs, especially meth and angel dust as they call it.

I implore you, brother Jedediah, to consider how much every day of gayness is already hurting your son! God will deal with him if we don't by letting the aids demon be injected into him over and over.

I only wish the most blessed outcome for you.

[grey goose]

My Apologies to brother Jedediah. I didn't mean to call your son gay, I misread your heartfelt story

[TheSatanicViewpoint]

What you are talking about here is madness. This troubled youth needs counseling, not childhood trauma and a bunch of "ex-gay" pastors telling him to have sex outside of marrige with the Church's whore Amber, or that he should be castrated and loose his ability to reproduce. I was trying to be nice at first, but this post is utterly outrageous. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.


Oh, and "unsaved trash"? Is that REALLY the love of God that you shine upon me? I suggest you reacquaint yourselves with Mathew 7.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by TheOpposingViewpoint

What you are talking about here is madness. This troubled youth needs counseling, not childhood trauma and a bunch of "ex-gay" pastors telling him to have sex outside of marrige with the Church's whore Amber, or that he should be castrated and loose his ability to reproduce. I was trying to be nice at first, but this post is utterly outrageous. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.


Oh, and "unsaved trash"? Is that REALLY the love of God that you shine upon me? I suggest you reacquaint yourselves with Mathew 7.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Petal]

Originally Posted by TheSatanicViewpoint

Oh, and "unsaved trash"? Is that REALLY the love of God that you shine upon me? I suggest you reacquaint yourselves with Mathew 7.

man you gots to be the worsest satanist ever, cuz it sound like the satanick veiwpoint be the same as the false christain veiwpoint

+ = you, it true

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by TheSatanicViewpoint

What you are talking about here is madness. This troubled youth needs counseling, not childhood trauma and a bunch of "ex-gay" pastors telling him to have sex outside of marrige with the Church's whore Amber, or that he should be castrated and loose his ability to reproduce. I was trying to be nice at first, but this post is utterly outrageous. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

Yes, he needs to go through Exodus International or the Betty Bowers Baptists are Saving Homosexuals program, not have his family jewels repossessed!

Of course, he could reproduce via artificial insemination if he so desired.

Oh, and "unsaved trash"? Is that REALLY the love of God that you shine upon me? I suggest you reacquaint yourselves with Mathew 7.

You have referred to yourself as having "the santaic viewpoint". You openly reject God. I think "unsaved trash" fits.

[grey goose]

Originally Posted by TheSatanicViewpoint

What you are talking about here is madness. This troubled youth needs counseling, not childhood trauma and a bunch of "ex-gay" pastors telling him to have sex outside of marrige with the Church's whore Amber, or that he should be castrated and loose his ability to reproduce. I was trying to be nice at first, but this post is utterly outrageous. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.


Oh, and "unsaved trash"? Is that REALLY the love of God that you shine upon me? I suggest you reacquaint yourselves with Mathew 7.

This is madness!?!? Who are you, Gerard Butler? He's worse than a catholic. And if you truly think satan will defeat God YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!!! I'm glad I won't have to put up with you when I'm praising Jesus in heaven!

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

But I wanted to check here first before we all pile in a van and drive to Albuquerque to take his son to El Paso for the procedure.]

hmmmm... an awful lot of prurient activity takes place in El Paso, and the city is know for its large number of lassos. I'd think very carefully before taking the boy there.

[Jedediah]

He's not a youth. He is 21 and well aware that he trespasses against the LORD. He's attends a liberal university and is convinced that he was "born that way" by the secular elites. He is not yet aware that we are taking his Salvation this seriously. The father, myself, and a few of the deacons from First Piggett Bible Church will drive overnight and greet him as the sun comes up for our road trip to the border. I think the guy who does the procedure is actually in Ciudad Juarez, so hopefully there will be no border-crossing issues. That might get tricky if the queer decides to put up a fight.

And yes, counseling is an alternative... If by counseling you mean prayer. Along with electro-shock therapy, being cradled in the fetal position by a father figure, and a healthy dose of aversion therapy, perhaps we could leave his gonads intact so that he may produce many sons once he is cured. It worked great for me. His father (his Earthly father, that is) is the one who is dead-set on poisoning his testicles.

And what about waterboarding? Is it useful for treating the gay, or is it just good for gaining information from terrorists?

[grey goose]

And what about waterboarding?

I think you're on to something here. I've been trying to find alternative methods to cure young boys of the gay. Beating is good, but doesnt always work. Castration always works, but he's not guaranteed a spot in heaven.

are you from TX too? Brother we should take the boy on a road trip to Freehold, Juarez is full of Mexicans and drug dealers. The boy might just die in the middle of a drug dispute and forever burn in the eternity of flame that is hell.

by the way i'd rather live in heaven but Freehold will do. And since i'm here spreading the gospel to young children who really need it, TX is third best.

[Professor Bessemer]

I am not certain that Mexico is the best place for any Ex-Gay© treatment. After all, it is a Catholic country, and we all know that most Catholic priests are sodomite pedophiles. And then there are the issues with tacos as well.

My treatment at BASH was what cured me. Along with Jesus of course! Glory!

[TheSatanicViewpoint]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

You have referred to yourself as having "the santaic viewpoint". You openly reject God. I think "unsaved trash" fits.

Wrong. I refered to myself as TheOpposingViewpoint, but my name was changed by the administrators.

[A Follower]

Originally Posted by TheSatanicViewpoint

Wrong. I refered to myself as TheOpposingViewpoint, but my name was changed by the administrators.

Why would you oppose baby Jesus? Oh wait, you abortionist atheists hate all babies By espousing a viewpoint opposing Jesus, you simply are telling the world what Satan whispers in your ears. If your name is changed at all, it has only been clarified.

[Meek and Humble]

Originally Posted by TheSatanicViewpoint

Wrong. I refered to myself as TheOpposingViewpoint, but my name was changed by the administrators.

Don't lie ma'am, it's very unbecoming.