Landover Baptist Lounge Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!) |
|
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-26-2010, 08:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa H
Can all nigra's throw boomerangs
|
I think that's just the abos, Sister.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
|
|
True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 860
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-26-2010, 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa H
Can all nigra's throw boomerangs
|
I'm not sure about that, but I've heard they're quite good at climbing trees.
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-26-2010, 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Alex
I'm not sure about that, but I've heard they're quite good at climbing trees.
|
That might be lieberal propaganda, though. I suspect that they just chopped a tree down, lay it on the floor, got a negress to lie on it, then rotated the picture 90 degrees in photoshop. I'm not sure why the liberals would do that, but I suspect that they hope to use it to prove "global" warming or a spherical earth, or some other such implausible piece of leftist dogma.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,590
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Koala Kountry
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-26-2010, 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
That might be lieberal propaganda, though. I suspect that they just chopped a tree down, lay it on the floor, got a negress to lie on it, then rotated the picture 90 degrees in photoshop. I'm not sure why the liberals would do that, but I suspect that they hope to use it to prove "global" warming or a spherical earth, or some other such implausible piece of leftist dogma.
|
Actually Brother Temperance.
I think it is worse than that.
These pictures of nigras in trees are a ruse to make folk believe in evilution and them being descended from monkeys.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
|
|
True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 860
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-26-2010, 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Charli
Actually Brother Temperance.
I think it is worse than that.
These pictures of nigras in trees are a ruse to make folk believe in evilution and them being descended from monkeys.
|
Well, many nigras tend to behave like monkeys so I can somewhat understand why some people might think that they're actually descended from them. It's quite disturbing, however, how the evilutionists try to exploit the negroes' lack of intelligence for their own personal gain. Doing so, they have completely forgot the message of John 7:24:
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
|
|
Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
|
|
Posts: 262
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Paris
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-27-2010, 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Charli
My Daddy doesn't want to dispute anything your Pa-Pa told you
but he thinks it is something to do with steroid use.
|
Hippies don't use steroids. They smoke weed and sometimes do acid. And my dad told me nothing of the sort. He was a creationist from birth to death.
If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,590
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Koala Kountry
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-28-2010, 04:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jennabenna
Hippies don't use steroids. They smoke weed and sometimes do acid. And my dad told me nothing of the sort. He was a creationist from birth to death.
|
I think you have quoted me out of context Jenna.
The question was .... why are nigras fast runners?
The answer of course is because they CHEAT.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
|
|
Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 5,070
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Walking on the Lord's path
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-28-2010, 05:08 AM
I came across this photo. How come nigra women can carry things on their head. Whenever I try it, the things always fall off.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
|
|
Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
|
|
Posts: 665
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Dayton, TN.
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-28-2010, 07:06 PM
As always in this place another very misguided but at the same time fascinating thread.
Of course all of humanity evolved first from apes in Africa and later migrated over land bridges to the rest of the planet. Expressing jealousy or making accusations against those who still reside in the place we all came from is foolish at least.
Thanks to all, I have been able to take copious notes here lately.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
|
|
Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 5,070
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Walking on the Lord's path
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-28-2010, 11:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Scopes
As always in this place another very misguided but at the same time fascinating thread.
Of course all of humanity evolved first from apes in Africa and later migrated over land bridges to the rest of the planet. Expressing jealousy or making accusations against those who still reside in the place we all came from is foolish at least.
Thanks to all, I have been able to take copious notes here lately.
|
God created mankind. It is clearly written in the Bible.
Genesis 1
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 45
Join Date: Jan 2010
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 01:12 AM
How can you be an "ex-negro"?
That's bunch of bull...
If you were born black, you'll die black.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 45
Join Date: Jan 2010
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 01:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa H
I came across this photo. How come nigra women can carry things on their head. Whenever I try it, the things always fall off.
|
WTF...AFRICAN WOMEN do that because they have to learn how to. AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN can't do anything of the sort without it falling off as well. Maybe white people aren't as balanced as the rest of the world. People who aren't of African descent can do this as well.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 45
Join Date: Jan 2010
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 01:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
Brother Deaner writes, "Is it true that in the ghetto good manners is considered removing the dishes from the sink before urinating in it?"
No, Deaner. In ghettos they urinate on the outside front steps and inside stairways. I do not believe that dishes are even washed in ghettos. The sinks are used to wash niglet babies, chitins, greens, and hair.
|
WHO PISSES IN THE SINK?!?
Where did you get the idea that black people have the audacity to PISS in the sink?
I see white people pissing in public ALL THE TIME. (IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!)
Why would they piss on the steps...if there's a bathroom inside, why would they walk outside just to do that? And only certain black people like (s/c)hitlins. They're disgusting...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
1. "How can colored folks afford the gas for those Cadillac Escalades and Lincoln Navigators with the rising price of oil?"
They deal crack.
|
They get them because they can afford them...Most people who has those types of cars are doing good with their lives...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
3. I noticed colored folks have pink lips, tongues, and such . . . what color are the naughty bits?
|
WHY in the HELL would you want to know that?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
Because many are uncircumsized in Mexico their privates look more like tamales or some kind of soft shell tortilla wrap. I hope that answered your question, Shannon.
|
HOW in the hell do you know this? Homo much?
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 45
Join Date: Jan 2010
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 01:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
Rachael Van Helsing writes, "Question for Remy, are you happy with your degree of 'whiteness', or do you plan to go for the full 'Michael Jackson'?"
I've translated your sinner code talk!!!
Question for Remy, are you happy with your [white, blonde, blue eyed wife's degree of beauty], or do you plan to go for [a white, burnette, and degenerate hussy of criminal ancestry(i.e you)]?
|
No genius.
He meant exactly what he posted (but here is what he really wanted to say)
Question for Remy, are you happy being hopelessly confused, or do you plan on extending your foolishness further?
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 45
Join Date: Jan 2010
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 01:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
Who are you calling a negro?
|
You, negro...
|
|
Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 5,070
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Walking on the Lord's path
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 03:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by :(diversity):
WTF...AFRICAN WOMEN do that because they have to learn how to. AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN can't do anything of the sort without it falling off as well. Maybe white people aren't as balanced as the rest of the world. People who aren't of African descent can do this as well.
|
So you must a nigra. Can you do this.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
|
Fourm Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 9,264
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: On my way to Paradise
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 04:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by :(diversity):
How can you be an "ex-negro"?
That's bunch of bull...
If you were born black, you'll die black.
|
So much hatred...... it's so sad.
You know if you went through the ex-negro program, I'm sure that Jesus would love you too.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 45
Join Date: Jan 2010
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 05:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa H
So you must a nigra. Can you do this.
|
I am AFRICAN AMERICAN
and no, I cannot do that.
|
|
Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 5,070
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Walking on the Lord's path
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 05:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by :(diversity):
I am AFRICAN AMERICAN
and no, I cannot do that.
|
Why were you being so rude in your answer. I just asked a simple question. After all, the title of the thread is called "Ask an Ex-Negro"
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 45
Join Date: Jan 2010
|
|
Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 05:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa H
Why were you being so rude in your answer. I just asked a simple question. After all, the title of the thread is called "Ask an Ex-Negro"
|
Well when you find an "ex-negro", you let me know.
That's like saying someone is an "ex-mexican or caucasian". They don't exist. Whatever ethnicity you are born into, that's what you are FOREVER.
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|