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The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-12-2011, 04:36 PM
ScIeNtists would have you think that going out and standing under God's sun is so dangerous it can give you "skin cancer". Ridiculous!
However, that's not to say that there isn't an inherent danger is getting a tan. When I'm on an airplane and I see someone with overly dark skin, I get nervous that they could possibly be a terrorist, so I always ask the pilot to have that person removed.
If you get a tan that is overly dark, that person making me nervous could be YOU! Do you want to pay for an airline ticket only to be removed as a security risk? If not, don't get a tan!
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-12-2011, 04:43 PM
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-12-2011, 05:17 PM
I'm luckily my eskin is naturally quite pale but I DO get a nice bronze tan on all my body no problem if I want in the summer here in the beach which contrast very nice whit my white swim suit but I think I now no sunbathing no more!
Thank you for the advises Mrs Whitefort.
YIC, Mari.
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-12-2011, 05:28 PM
Sorry, my swarthy friend, but you'd still make me nervous on a flight. I'm sure you have decent housekeeping skills though, and if you get a good job as a maid you wouldn't have to fly anywhere.
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-12-2011, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
Sorry, my swarthy friend, but you'd still make me nervous on a flight. I'm sure you have decent housekeeping skills though, and if you get a good job as a maid you wouldn't have to fly anywhere.
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Shut it with the racism yeah? Assuming she'd be a good maid because of her nationality is probably very offensive to Maria.
On topic.. There's two dangers to tanning. Skin cancer and looking so orange people think you're in for a shift at the chocolate factory in a while.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-12-2011, 08:22 PM
I'm sorry, slogging my way through liberal whining is just so very tedious and boring...
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-12-2011, 08:45 PM
Praise Jesus Sister Mary!
I once noticed an advertisement for a couple of free sessions at a tanning "salon" and considered trying this out to improve my skin complexion. Turns out, men that lay in these contraptions remove all their clothes!
Certainly no place for a Christian man to frequent, and a serious danger of homosexual assault for the naive. I can only imagine what goes on in there.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-12-2011, 08:47 PM
Oh finally a good thing about Sweden - we don't have that much sun so it's hard to get a tan! And I understand you get nervous, I do to whenever I see one... though, one should remeber that even people with white skin can be dangerous too! Especially in Sweden...
I think I shall start wearing gloves and a proper hat when I go out, even though I might be to young! I don't want to have dark skin!
Thank you!
Yours in Christ
Elisabeth
Proverbs 14:1
Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-12-2011, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
I'm luckily my eskin is naturally quite pale but I DO get a nice bronze tan on all my body no problem if I want in the summer here in the beach which contrast very nice whit my white swim suit
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Yes, well anyone could claim that...
We need photos to make sure you're telling the truth!
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For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-13-2011, 05:41 PM
Tanning is sun worship, which is a violation of Exodus 20:3
Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Last edited by lukasekman; 05-13-2011 at 05:42 PM.
Reason: added a few words
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-13-2011, 10:26 PM
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Shut it with the racism yeah? Assuming she'd be a good maid because of her nationality is probably very offensive to Maria.
On topic.. There's two dangers to tanning. Skin cancer and looking so orange people think you're in for a shift at the chocolate factory in a while.
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Mrs. Whitford was talking to Al King.
And who exactly turns ORANGE from tanning?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-14-2011, 12:08 PM
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And who exactly turns ORANGE from tanning?
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I think she has taken some drugs and sees oranges everywhere.
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-15-2011, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Pure_Angel
Oh finally a good thing about Sweden - we don't have that much sun so it's hard to get a tan! And I understand you get nervous, I do to whenever I see one... though, one should remeber that even people with white skin can be dangerous too! Especially in Sweden...
I think I shall start wearing gloves and a proper hat when I go out, even though I might be to young! I don't want to have dark skin!
Thank you!
Yours in Christ
Elisabeth
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Sister, I can tell you that it's not just your lack of sun. Swedes are blessed with the inability to tan. I can sit on a beach all day and I don't turn brown, I might burn but sometimes that doesn't even happen, I just get freckles.
But because your country has spit on baby Jesus, you are being over run by brown people. Perhaps you should look at moving to the US? My grandparents were glad they did.
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-15-2011, 04:34 PM
It is a well know fact that dot head (dark skinned) Indians are demons.
Dark skin = dark soul and damned.
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-15-2011, 06:19 PM
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Sister, I can tell you that it's not just your lack of sun. Swedes are blessed with the inability to tan. I can sit on a beach all day and I don't turn brown, I might burn but sometimes that doesn't even happen, I just get freckles.
But because your country has spit on baby Jesus, you are being over run by brown people. Perhaps you should look at moving to the US? My grandparents were glad they did.
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That is great news! I wasn't aware of this! Thank you Sister!
Sweden is a horrible country, and it really deserve getting populated by mooslims, but I really wish I could move to the US so that I didn't need to be near them, my great grandfathers brother moved to the US but not him.
Yours in Christ
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-20-2011, 05:51 PM
The US is not as great as you all make out.
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-20-2011, 06:09 PM
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The US is not as great as you all make out.
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How come? It's the best country in the world! You are rewarded if you do something good! (in Sweden you are looked down upon) In America they speak American, most is very christian! (even though not all True Christians) And most of the politicians are great, and their food is great, and they have all sorts of weather and they are kind, and... oh, I should stop babbling, I just like America so much... I wish I could move there.
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P.S. Also, it is God's favorite country!
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-20-2011, 06:19 PM
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How come? It's the best country in the world! You are rewarded if you do something good! (in Sweden you are looked down upon) In America they speak American, most is very christian! (even though not all True Christians) And most of the politicians are great, and their food is great, and they have all sorts of weather and they are kind, and... oh, I should stop babbling, I just like America so much... I wish I could move there.
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P.S. Also, it is God's favorite country!
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In Sweden they are looked down upon?! How? In what way?
American? You speak English, the bible was originally in latin. America has its problems. One of the highest gun crime rates in the world. Declaring pointless wars in the middle east. A large proportion of its country in poverty. Most are Christian yes but so are most people in England. Many places in the world get a variety of weather, such as China. America has the largest pornography business in the world and the highest amount of underage sex. It has the highest abortion rate.
How can it be Gods favourite country? God loves everyone. Plus America was not even a country when the bible was written.
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-21-2011, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Granyaski
In Sweden they are looked down upon?! How? In what way?
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Christians are persecuted in most of Europe. Sweden does happen to be one of the worst.
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American? You speak English, the bible was originally in latin.
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Really? have you informed the Jews of this fact? I'm pretty sure they'll laugh in your face just like I am but hey. uz a smrt atiest, ant u!
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America has its problems. One of the highest gun crime rates in the world.
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So you liebrals want to take the guns away from the honest people so that only criminals have guns. Oh and you may want to look at your stats because states with lower gun control tend to have lower crime.
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Declaring pointless wars in the middle east.
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Yeah, what's that big hole in the middle of New York again? What kind of idiot are you.
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A large proportion of its country in poverty.
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Because you liebrals keep people down. You tell them it's okay to be poor and it's all the white mans fault.
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Most are Christian yes but so are most people in England.
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I can probably count the number of True Christians in England on my fingers.
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Many places in the world get a variety of weather, such as China.
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Uh...... and?
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America has the largest pornography business in the world and the highest amount of underage sex. It has the highest abortion rate.
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And who says that pornography, whoredom and abortion are okay? The liebrals. If we had a True Christian™ government these things would cease to exist.
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How can it be Gods favourite country?
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God wouldn't bless America like he has if he didn't love it.
Never read the Bible, have you.
God Hates:Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26)
Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27)
Fornicators (Romans 1:29)
The Wicked (Romans 1:29)
The Covetous (Romans 1:29)
The Malicious (Romans 1:29)
The Envious (Romans 1:29)
Murderers (Romans 1:29)
The Deceitful (Romans 1:29)
Backbiters (Romans 1:30)
Haters of God (Romans 1:30)
The Despiteful (Romans 1:30)
The Proud (Romans 1:30)
Boasters (Romans 1:30)
Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30)
Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30)
Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31)
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
The Implacable (Romans 1:31)
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9)
Idolaters (1 Corinthians 6:9)
Adulterers (1 Corinthians 6:9)
The Effeminate (1 Corinthians 6:9)
Thieves (1 Corinthians 6:10)
Drunkards (1 Corinthians 6:10)
Reviler (1 Corinthians 6:10)
Extortioners (1 Corinthians 6:10)
The Fearful (Revelation 21:8)
The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8)
The Abominable (Revelation 21:8)
Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8)
Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 )
All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Plus America was not even a country when the bible was written.
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So you're saying you worship a god that isn't omniscient? Doesn't sound like the God of the Bible to me.
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Re: The REAL danger of tanning! (Hint: NOT skin cancer!) -
05-21-2011, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Christians are persecuted in most of Europe. Sweden does happen to be one of the worst.
Really? have you informed the Jews of this fact? I'm pretty sure they'll laugh in your face just like I am but hey. uz a smrt atiest, ant u!
So you liebrals want to take the guns away from the honest people so that only criminals have guns. Oh and you may want to look at your stats because states with lower gun control tend to have lower crime.
Yeah, what's that big hole in the middle of New York again? What kind of idiot are you.
Because you liebrals keep people down. You tell them it's okay to be poor and it's all the white mans fault.
I can probably count the number of True Christians in England on my fingers.
Uh...... and?
And who says that pornography, whoredom and abortion are okay? The liebrals. If we had a True Christian™ government these things would cease to exist.
God wouldn't bless America like he has if he didn't love it.
Never read the Bible, have you.
God Hates:Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26)
Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27)
Fornicators (Romans 1:29)
The Wicked (Romans 1:29)
The Covetous (Romans 1:29)
The Malicious (Romans 1:29)
The Envious (Romans 1:29)
Murderers (Romans 1:29)
The Deceitful (Romans 1:29)
Backbiters (Romans 1:30)
Haters of God (Romans 1:30)
The Despiteful (Romans 1:30)
The Proud (Romans 1:30)
Boasters (Romans 1:30)
Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30)
Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30)
Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31)
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
The Implacable (Romans 1:31)
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9)
Idolaters (1 Corinthians 6:9)
Adulterers (1 Corinthians 6:9)
The Effeminate (1 Corinthians 6:9)
Thieves (1 Corinthians 6:10)
Drunkards (1 Corinthians 6:10)
Reviler (1 Corinthians 6:10)
Extortioners (1 Corinthians 6:10)
The Fearful (Revelation 21:8)
The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8)
The Abominable (Revelation 21:8)
Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8)
Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 )
All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
So you're saying you worship a god that isn't omniscient? Doesn't sound like the God of the Bible to me.
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