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For Sale: Stillborn Babies -
07-11-2018, 05:25 PM
Now that LBC chose to deny my marriage and make it null and void, I have some clean up to do.
My 'supposed' wife Mrs. Hutchins, being a Thrifty Christian ('want to be', apparently) did not own a lot of material goods, a thread worn and patches over patches house dress and a pair of mucking boots, along with a simple silver band (missing, some nigra probably stole it!)
While she produced many living children, quite a few (a couple of dozen) never survived childbirth, no doubt due to the massive amount of sins she had committed. Not to be one to throw a child out with the bath water and into the street, I retained all these dead babies in glass jars and stored them on the mantle in the dining room. Every day, Mrs. Hutchins had to dust to room and all the jars, reminding her each and every day of how she hurt Jesus.
Now that she is gone, there is no need to hold on to them any more. The jars are gallon sized, mason style lids. New they would be well over $2.00 each, I will sell them for $1.00 each, as is, you pick up. They make great conversation pieces and some of the babies have two heads or other deformities. There are labels with names on the jars but the labels come right off with a little scraping from a razor blade.
Do not wait for them to be sold at the Church Bazaar. Own a little bit of 'Hutchins History' now!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies -
07-11-2018, 07:15 PM
Good News!
I did a little research Brother James. You are sitting on a goldmine! This report is from a English Newspaper: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ld-foetus.html
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For sale: The 107-year-old foetus
Christie's has come under fire over plans to sell a century-old human foetus in a jar. The lot, described as a “fluid-preserved specimen of a human foetus”, is expected to fetch up to £3,000 when it goes under the hammer on Thursday as part of a sale of antique scientific instruments. The seven-inch foetus, which dates from 1900, has been sliced in half to reveal its internal organs.
It is housed in a glass container and was used for medical training. A preserved human liver, lung and spine are also on sale, along with a section of brain.
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See that - Cut in half!
I don’t know how many you have but you can now double the number. And any that are slightly marked or black can be cut up and sold as organs, etc. I should say each is, given inflation, worth around the$10,000 mark EACH! – Probably more to the Brits…
Put my name down for two: One for the University and one as a personal specimen – anything will do, but preferably male or "indeterminate" - with a facial deformity will do.
PS
I notice from the report that some so-called “pro-life” organization protested this sale, but I can’t see the fuss – the babies were all dead before they were put into a bottle.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies -
07-11-2018, 07:55 PM
Wow, I had no idea the effluent from my wife had actual value. You learn something every day!
I'll save the most identifiable for you, one of the two headed ones are particularly interesting. It is hard to identify if any are male, as all have their legs scrunched up and none have heaving bosoms (a female trait). Though keep in mind not of the ones I have are that old, probably the oldest is 40 years, I guess. I will also sell them for the original offer to you, $1.00 each, the rest will be sold for $2,500 each, with 1/2 of each recorded sale going to the Church of course.
Just be forewarned, being Satan had a hand in the creation of these things, they are grotesque.
I owe you a nice rare Porterhouse dinner next time I see you!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies -
07-11-2018, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I will also sell them for the original offer to you, $1.00 each,
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That's very good of you - they will be going to a good home.
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the rest will be sold for $2,500 each, with 1/2 of each recorded sale going to the Church of course.
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Of course.
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Just be forewarned, being Satan had a hand in the creation of these things, they are grotesque.
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I prefer to think that the grotesque ones are the Work of The Lord, Who, in this way, demonstrates His Power
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I owe you a nice rare Porterhouse dinner next time I see you!
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I accept!
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Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies -
07-15-2018, 03:47 AM
I'd like to pick up a couple of they're still in stock. I need to make my neighborly rounds and leave some on people's doorsteps as a reminder to what God does to your babies if you support pro-choice!
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: For Sale: Stillborn Babies -
07-16-2018, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by DolliMoans
I'd like to pick up a couple of they're still in stock. I need to make my neighborly rounds and leave some on people's doorsteps as a reminder to what God does to your babies if you support pro-choice!
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I have a half a dozen left, valued at $18,000 USD but I'd sell the lot, in an official Mason Jar© box fort $16,000 USD, buyer pays shipping and handling - Extra for AK and HI.
I also find several hundred of the jars in the MenstraHut, I assume the women folk have chaw during their private time and courteously spat into the jars for cleanliness as it is a dark and thick liquid. I've not opened any out of respect and a desire not to 'break the vacuum seal'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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