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Jesus Ghost Crashes - a Car Crashing into "Nothing": A Definite Proof of God and the Bible! - 07-08-2018, 03:19 AM

Praise Jesus. He takes the wheel more and more often in expectation of the Final Smiting (Luke 19:27; Revelation 9:15).



The principal aim of Jesus is not to make our lives nice or comfortable (Luke 14:26) but to guide us into Heaven by following His orders (Ecclesiastes 12:13). In that light, what is the most likely outcome of His driving for us? You guessed it! A reminder of the almost hopeless case on Sin and Sodomy on Earth. Hence, we can expect many more crashes administered by Jesus compared to miraculous rescues. Yet it is hard to get waterproof evidence of supernatural intervention, as the happenstances of the material world include many variables, other cars, pedestrians, trees, an occasional family of ducks crossing the road, that might have contributed to the outcome.



Only by locating material that depicts only Jesus and a car can we be certain of His benevolence and constant meddling with the sinners' affairs. Now we have that proof. Praise Jesus! New videos reveal how cars crash into thin air. Only by the actions of Jesus can this be Real®.



As we can see, there is an inexplicable force that stops the car. There is no way to explain these images in any conceivable manner. The only explanation is Jesus. It also shows how Jesus adapts to modern inventions while preserving a pure Biblical approach to all things bright and beautiful.

Jeremiah 6:21
Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I
will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.


Jesus can make stumblingblocks out of thin air.



Ezekiel 3:20
Again, When a righteous man doth turn from his righteousness, and commit iniquity, and
I lay a stumblingblock before him, he shall die: because thou hast not given him warning, he shall die in his sin, and his righteousness which he hath done shall not be remembered; but his blood will I require at thine hand.


Some of these ghost crashes may be fatal but that must be accepted a a sign of punishment. The religious affiliations of the drivers of these crashing vehicles have not yet been determined but based on the Bible that won't necessarily be necessary.

1 Corinthians 1:23
But we preach Christ crucified,
unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;


One of the principal causes for this new strategy by Jesus is the nation's weakness in Faith, mostly because of liberties such as the gay marriage ahd voting for Democrats.

1 Corinthians 8:9
But take heed lest by any means this liberty of yours become a
stumblingblock to them that are weak.


These crashes are now occurring everywhere.


They are True Miracles™, thus, the atheist community is desperate. Many of them are trying to dismiss these supernatural interventions as being photoshopped. Some of them are even using computer generated images embedded into these videos to show "other cars" crashing into these vehicles. They are lying, as follows:
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This is an edited video where the second vehicle is removed.

Please do not visit sites that oppose Jesus in that manner. These ghost crashes are and remain as real as Jesus's History on Earth and His Death on the Cross!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Ghost Crashes - a Car Crashing into "Nothing": A Definite Proof of God and the Bible! - 07-10-2018, 12:12 AM

I see this a proof that something incredibly powerful can be invisible. And if it is invisible, it is impossible to say that it is not with us at any one time.

The documentary is yet another weapon of Biblical proportions for our arsenal.




Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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Prayer Re: Ghost Crashes - a Car Crashing into "Nothing": A Definite Proof of God and the Bible! - 07-24-2018, 08:29 PM

It is proofs like this that rock the very foundation of Non-Christians inferior belief system.

I too, have been witness to the results of Gods interactions with automobiles. Many a morning I have awoken refreshed after a good nights sleep, having gone to bed at night and up at sun rise only to find my car parked askew with a dented fender, perhaps a small scrap of a torn dress stuck under a wiper, the Blood of Satan on the cracked windshield. I'll move the car to the back of the barn, under an oil cloth were it may sit for months. He does work Miracles.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Ghost Crashes - a Car Crashing into "Nothing": A Definite Proof of God and the Bible! - 08-13-2018, 05:41 AM

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These videos are very obviously faked. I ask you to take your head out of the bible for a few moments and pick up a book about common sense. It frightens me that there are people like you in this great country, willing to believe anything that you may come across, no matter how obviously false.


People such as you are the reason why Donald Trump, Hitler's successor, was able to take control of this country. He manipulated you. You all very obviously have had little to no education beyond the 8th grade. I hope you all can somehow find it within yourselves to seek higher learning. Our future depends on it.
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Rebuke Re: Ghost Crashes - a Car Crashing into "Nothing": A Definite Proof of God and the Bible! - 08-13-2018, 05:56 AM

Dear Sinner, Let us assess you claims!
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...These videos are very obviously faked. I ask you to take your head out of the bible for a few moments and pick up a book about common sense. [useless ad hominems removed]...
If you had read my opening post carefully, you could have noticed that your concerns have already been assessed, as follows:
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...the atheist community is desperate. Many of them are trying to dismiss these supernatural interventions as being photoshopped. Some of them are even using computer generated images embedded into these videos to show "other cars" crashing into these vehicles.
As you can see, we knew in advance that the direct intervention by Jesus would be too much for the average atheist to digest. Once again, we can see an example of confirmation bias in your post. As for "common sense". We know very well that the Bible opposes common sense, it is foolishness to those who deny the Reality of Jesus Christ (1 Corinthians 1:23)! If we had only common sense and scientific observation, we would have to dismiss many of the wonderful Truths™ in the Bible. We would have to follow secular ethics and our conscience without ever knowing that common sense and kindness only lead to Hell. Do not follow your heart! Follow Jesus!


Proverbs 28:26 - He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.


Yours in Christ,

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