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Default True Christians will be saved by God - 07-07-2018, 05:35 PM

I just found this little cult. It is awesome. I didn't know I could find so much bigotry, hate, and ignorance in one place.
Keep up the good work, people. I'm gonna have a wonderful time laughing at your posts
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Default Re: True Christians will be saved by God - 07-07-2018, 06:02 PM

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You must be mistaking LBC for a satanic group...
When did you accept Jesus into your life? What Church do you attend?
and what is your favorite Bible verse? Please keep in mind that LBC uses the KJV 1611 Bible so please refer to that!


If you are here to mock God and baby Jesus, you're going to be in for a rude awakening!


Galatians 6:7 King James Version (KJV)

7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.


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Default Re: True Christians will be saved by God - 07-07-2018, 06:44 PM

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I just found this little cult. It is awesome. I didn't know I could find so much bigotry, hate, and ignorance in one place...
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Default Re: True Christians will be saved by God - 07-07-2018, 07:39 PM

Landover is not a cult. Perhaps you're thinking of the Moonies?
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Default Re: True Christians will be saved by God - 07-07-2018, 08:15 PM

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I just found this little cult. It is awesome. I didn't know I could find so much bigotry, hate, and ignorance in one place.
Keep up the good work, people. I'm gonna have a wonderful time laughing at your posts
Welcome friend, to Christianity!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: True Christians will be saved by God - 07-08-2018, 04:54 AM

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I just found this little cult. It is awesome. I didn't know I could find so much bigotry, hate, and ignorance in one place.
Keep up the good work, people. I'm gonna have a wonderful time laughing at your posts
Dear Mr. Sick,


Welcome to the forum. I know, it is awesome isn't it? I don't understand what you mean about bigotry and hatred though. We follow the Word of God (KJV 1611) to the letter. Every Word in the Good Book literally means what it says. We believe this and, above all, have Faith that God will guide us correctly.


I hope you enjoy your time here with us and, who knows, maybe you will see that our Belief is the only way to go.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: True Christians will be saved by God - 07-08-2018, 06:36 AM

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Dear Mr. Sick,


Welcome to the forum. I know, it is awesome isn't it? I don't understand what you mean about bigotry and hatred though. We follow the Word of God (KJV 1611) to the letter. Every Word in the Good Book literally means what it says. We believe this and, above all, have Faith that God will guide us correctly.


I hope you enjoy your time here with us and, who knows, maybe you will see that our Belief is the only way to go.


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Yes, the real bigots are the ones who reject God's Love and follow secularism or the humanist agenda blindly with no regard for what will happen as a result. So many people accept false ideas these days.
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Multiple liars have arisen promoting false ideas, which they knew to be false at the time of course because actual evidence refutes their claims regardless of how many believed what they were told afterwards, and powerful organs have arisen based on those lies. But they are not organs of love. They are organs of hate. Daniel 7:2-26 Jesus has promised that He will deal with them appropriately by extermination and establish His Everlasting Kingdom, quite soon now, as He explained to Daniel using horns. To whom shall the greatness of that Kingdom be given? To the proud and boastful? Or to the meek and humble.
Daniel 7: 27-28 And the kingdom and dominion, and the greatness of the kingdom under the whole heaven, shall be given to the people of the saints of the most High, whose kingdom is an everlasting kingdom, and all dominions shall serve and obey him. Hitherto is the end of the matter. As for me Daniel, my cogitations much troubled me, and my countenance changed in me: but I kept the matter in my heart.
Daniel kept the matter in his heart by writing it down so that we would know too.
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Default Re: True Christians will be saved by God - 07-13-2018, 07:35 AM

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I just found this little cult. It is awesome. I didn't know I could find so much bigotry, hate, and ignorance in one place.
Keep up the good work, people. I'm gonna have a wonderful time laughing at your posts
You got it all wrong this is God's favorite most accurate Church on the planet. This is the only place you will find teaching of the whole Bible not just the good parts that sound good.


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The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.
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This is the only place you will find teaching of the whole Bible not just the good parts that sound good.

Amen, dear. I might be overly optimistic here, but it seems you are finally beginning to understand something.
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Default Re: True Christians will be saved by God - 07-16-2018, 12:03 AM

yeap true faggots suck balls christians are nothing but whiny fags like didysmuch who sucks cranky old mans balls.


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Default Re: True Christians will be saved by God - 07-16-2018, 11:20 AM

Maybe it's postmodern dadaist poetry?

Depends where you put the commas.
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