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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 06:02 PM

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AHHHHHH

now that I have your attention...

You are wrong. You should not judge others, or groups of others. Try judging yourself, if anyone. Believe it or not, but YOU ARE NOT CLEAN. If you think you are. If you judge others, you are no christian. Mend your own ways before you tell others to. The message to me was quite clear:Furries are NOT wrong. And if I did get the wrong message, you are not to judge. That is the message I tell. That is all.

Could you provide Scriptural support for your bizarre and anti-Christian rant, Hellbound furry?

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 06:05 PM

I think he got the message wrong. Eh JJ?



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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 06:47 PM

Amusing. Quite amusing...

'Unsaved welcome!' is written on your banner... Yet you want to 'close the door,' because 'flies are coming in?'

GOD you Christians are amusing!

You're "willing to help," so long as they turn themselves over as sheep to your psychosis.

I find it absolutely TICKLING that you would tell each other to be 'good,' do 'good,' and follow 'the righteous path,' and yet you can't wait to spread hatred and fear among your community. HAH!

I also LOVE how you baptist types just hate the hell out of us fags... The BEST part about being gay, imo, is the look on your faces when I roll by your anti-gay protest, laughing my ass off at you guys. You get SO PISSED! And yet, when other gays walk by and get mad/saddened by your ignorance, you enjoy it! This is why I fight hatred with laughter, just as our lord and savior Jesus Christ had.

Seriously, I love you Christian types! You're so entertaining with your ignorance and elitism. Don't stop hating us, please! We LOVE good comedy!

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Then hear this, you little pervert: God hates freaks who dress up in wierd clothes.
SO TRUE! Hey, POPE! Take off that hat, you look REDICULOUS!!!! And while we're at it, why do people wear those little white squares in their collars!? It's ridiculous looking! While we're at it, we need to teach all those people who play Mall Santas that they're sinning every year! Ohh, what about Halloween!? (Okay, most of you probably think it's the Devil's holiday anyway which isn't the case at all but you're too ignorant to go look anything up, you just like swallowing the garbage you're fed by the guy quoted below...) Oh, what about the guys in the Military!? That flak jacket really looks silly. And Camo? Sure, it's sexy, but not everyone can pull it off. And you've gotta accessorize more! You need MORE flashbangs around the torso area. Magazine pouches too. It's win-win! You get the fashion AND the ammunition capacity! Ooo oooo ooo!!! And the kids in the church plays too. Especially the one dressing up as Jesus/Baby Jesus! Come on, everyone KNOWS that robes and sandals are SO 2000 years ago!

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Right off the top of my head, I can mention a "culture" that does exactly what you suggest. The Native Americans, commonly known as "American Injuns", dress up as various animals, claiming that they have animal "spirit guides". We True Christians™ know that they are being misled by demons, but they ignore our warnings.
You mean the same 'warnings' that tried forcing the culture out of them by BEATING THEM WHEN THEY SPOKE THEIR NATIVE TONGUE, EVEN WHEN THEY DIDN'T KNOW ANY OTHER LANGUAGE!? Or do you mean your crusades to deliver the gift of a warm blanket and a healthy dose of smallpox? Oh, wait, you were "doing God's work." That absolves you from any responsibility. Sorry, I forogt. Maybe I'll come over later and do some of "God's Work" upside your head with a baseball bat...

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Judging by their situation -- crammed into tiny plots of worthless land where nothing can grow, subsisting on alcohol and insulin injections (because they're all fat drunks with diabetes), collecting welfare and generally educating themselves to the level of the average retarded -- I'd say GOD HATES INJUNS.
Wait, are you saying they CHOSE that land???

So.... What do you propose our 'final solution to the Indian problem' be, Brother Adolph?? Wait, what are you doing here?? Aren't you due at a cross burning somewhere? Don't forget that robe that makes you look like a sperm cell!!!!

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Maybe you want to fornicate with other freaks in your fursuit, or maybe you just want to entertain and molest small children at parties.
There you go again, spewing slander and garbage... Let me show you where you've FAILED AS A CHRISTIAN...

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He who conceals his hatred has lying lips, and whoever spreads slander is a fool.
Remember: Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks you're a tool...

Go ahead, look it up. Out of all the child molestation charges in the ENTIRE WORLD, NOT ONE has been a furry. Yet, PLENTY of them have been Christian... AND EVEN CATHOLIC PRIESTS!!!!!

Please, do the world a favor and shoot yourself, preferably in the stomach, and somewhere where you can lay for 3-5 days without being found so you can die a horrible and painful death. You honestly think that God would allow you into the Kingdom of Heaven with such HATRED in your heart as THAT!? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, dude! You're worse than an ISLAMIC TERRORIST!!!


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 06:52 PM

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 07:06 PM

Did you realize that your threat to attack our Website contravenes Federal laws?
You may find it funny to come in here persecuting us. Jesus will find you in the end.

Now go away, I think I hear your Boyfriend calling you to get him a Beer from the Fridge.



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I have forwrded the information to the DOF. This person should be getting a visit in the near future.


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Amusing. Quite amusing...

'Unsaved welcome!' is written on your banner... Yet you want to 'close the door,' because 'flies are coming in?'
You need to read it again, harlot! It QUITE clearly says, and I will SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU IN LARGE LETTERS
"UNSAVED UNWELCOME"
Please note the "U" and the "N" in front of the word "welcome".


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 08:15 PM

Oops. Misread. My mistake.

Also, sorry about the DDoS thing... Blood boiled just a little too far I guess... :\


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I find it absolutely TICKLING that you would tell each other to be 'good,' do 'good,' and follow 'the righteous path,' Where, exactly, do you see any of us telling each other to follow a righteous path, be good, do good? You use quotes around those phrases, so please find some posts with us telling each other that and quote the ENTIRE sentence(s) the words/phrases are used in.

This is why I fight hatred with laughter, just as our lord and savior Jesus Christ had. Please back this up with scripture. Chapter and verse where Jesus laughed in someone's face for their hatred.


Maybe I'll come over later and do some of "God's Work" upside your head with a baseball bat... Go ahead. Be forewarned, however, our walls and our homes are all well-fortified with not only secular weapons, but by the Love of Jesus. He will make sure no harm comes to us.

[/b] Wait, are you saying they CHOSE that land???

Remember: Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks you're a tool... Jesus only loves those of us that are True Christians™ and we don't give a good rats' ass what you or the rest of the unsaved scum think. We have God and Baby Jesus on our side. Who do YOU have?

AND EVEN CATHOLIC PRIESTS!!!!!
Well, DUH!! We despise the Catlicks as much as we despise you.


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Listen, pansy ass. You might be SO INCREDIBLY BORED that you have NOTHING better to do than sit around pounding away on a keyboard all day spouting your filth and bile on websites where you are not welcome, but some of us have REAL jobs besides just God's work. Why don't you do society a favor and jump off a high cliff with sharp rocks below?
Go ahead and send whatever bullshit psycho mumbo jumbo you think you know. Better/older/wiser than you have "attacked" us and simply gotten themselves expelled forever into the pits of Hell. You, apparently, will be next. Ta ta and lots of Jesus' LOVE to you!


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 09:04 PM

Sorry, I didn't quite know the website before posting.

I figured that you were the standard Christian types, not the extremist crazypants types... (A men-only section with discussions like when to beat a woman or how they're inferior!? Wow...)

Usually, Christians tell each other to be kind and gentle to others, even in the face of adversity, as the passage about turning the other cheek explains. I didn't know you were the militant 'kill 'em all' type... Though, I thought Westboro Baptist had the copyright on this far right...

I didn't mean that Jesus actually laughed in someone's face, but he NEVER used violence or hatred in his journey.

I didn't mean I was actually going to try and find anyone to hit them with a baseball bat. I was being sarcastic.

Well, Jesus is kinda required to love you... It's part of the job. Poor guy. :\

At least we can agree on one thing... Catholicism is pretty amusing. :p What else do we agree on? Oh yeah! I like guns and Republicans and wanted to vote Paul even more after his racist papers came to light (even though they weren't nearly that racist). Who else likes guns and Republicans? C'mon, we've all got at least -something- in common...

(see previous post about the attack thing)

Also, I've jumped off of a high cliff with sharp rocks underneath. It was quite fun! You've no idea how fun those wingsuits are until you've flown at freefall speed past very jagged rocks.

How about for a church function, we all go out and go base-jumping with wingsuits? Come on, it'll be fun!


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I didn't mean I was actually going to try and find anyone to hit them with a baseball bat. I was being sarcastic.
Ah, you only meant the cyberterrorism threat. I see.

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Well, Jesus is kinda required to love you... It's part of the job. Poor guy. :\
Can you prove that? Show us where the Bible says Jesus is "required" to love us. He hates and will destroy those like you, who refuse to follow Him.
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At least we can agree on one thing... Catholicism is pretty amusing.
We find nothing amusing about a cult which draws in hundreds of millions of people who could potentially be Saved© True Christians™ and turns them into pagan, Mary-worshipping, hellbound sodomites. In fact, it makes me weep to think of all their souls burning in anguish in God's Hell, all because they worshipped Him the wrong way . . . not in accordance with His Word.

I'm sorry, but I can't agree with your sick pleasure at the torture of the damned. I won't even be pleased when you are cast into the fires yourself.

Doesn't look like we have much in common at all, you hate-filled monster.


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 09:36 PM

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Ah, you only meant the cyberterrorism threat. I see.
I've already apologized for that. (The ONLY thing I'll apologize for here, btw)

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you hate-filled monster.
Pot, kettle, etc?

Hey, at least I'm trying to be positive and cheerful about trolling your board. Can't we all just get along? I mean, Jesus speaks of loving thy neighbor and all... :\

Also, a thought on bettering your forum:

Add more security. I've noticed trolls all over your boards! And the 'men only' section; why not put up a restriction based on a profile gender answer? There are plenty of message boards around the internet that do this for 18+ filters, private (anti-Google search result) sections, and men/women only sections. It's been found vastly effective. Most of them are invisible to denied users as well. Another thing would be moderator or reverend forums where it would be just mods or revs allowed to post, so you could talk tech or sermons respectively.

It was TERRIBLY easy for me (and tons of other trolls) to register and post... You need to lock it up better.


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It was TERRIBLY easy for me (and tons of other trolls) to register and post... You need to lock it up better.


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 09:49 PM

I can't be saved at this point. I follow my own religion.

Sinatra said it best (no offense to you as a Reverend or anything) when he said,

"I believe religion is between a man and his God, without the evil witchdoctor in the middle..."

He was fed-up with the scamming and money grubbing most (not all) ministers/reverends/fathers/priests/etc. etc. etc., and believed that a man should be close to his God, so much so that he doesn't need someone to preach to him and beg for money.

One of the greatest quotes of all time.

My religion:

God gave us this great and magnificent earth, full of cliffs to jump off of, valleys to build bridges to jump off of, and mountains to build roads to take at breakneck speeds. He obviously meant us to have a hell of a good time here! Why else would he make these sorts of things? Why else would he give us the ability to apply logic and reason to scenarios, and then throw them away to hop off a bridge with a large rubber band around our ankles?

That, and I'm flat broke. I can't afford salvation... And as you can see, my beliefs are very very different from yours. I don't think this church is for me.


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That, and I'm flat broke. I can't afford salvation... And as you can see, my beliefs are very very different from yours. I don't think this church is for me.


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True, it's a Christian church, not a "worship your own imagination and go straight to Hell" church.

Perhaps you'd do well with the Lutherans, assuming you hate Jews as much as Martin Luther. Or the Catholics, assuming you're under 15, male, and don't mind being raped in the cathedral.

Have you considered Buddhism? With them, you learn to meditate and forget the cares of the world. That meditation might be handy when you're roasting on a spit in Hell.

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 10:14 PM

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I can't be saved at this point. I follow my own religion . . .
That is the first thing you've said that makes any sense at all. Enjoy Hell you sodomite!

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God gave us this great and magnificent earth, full of cliffs to jump off of, valleys to build bridges to jump off of, and mountains to build roads to take at breakneck speeds. He obviously meant us to have a hell of a good time here . . .
God did not create the world so some thrill-seeking faggot could "have a hell of a good time" BASE jumping!!! How is it you're not dead already? What with all the AIDS-spreading gay sex and X-treme!!! "sports" you seem to enjoy, I'm shocked the Lord has not sent you straight into the Lake of Fire already.

God created the earth so his chosen people could have somewhere to live while they worshipped him before they were received into Heaven, where they will worship and serve him for all eternity.

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You? Broke? Shocking! And you did finish this post with one more accurate assumption. This church is definitely not for you. Nor is the Kingdom of Heaven. So again, enjoy Hell queer boy!




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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 10:15 PM

Well see, I've looked at Buddhism and Taoism, but they're pretty much Godless. I do believe in the one true God, but all other religions where you're required to tithe currency for the Reverend's new flatscreen (personal experience, not pointing fingers) just seem phony. I've seen you say you want to convert everyone, but not everyone is rich and can pay for salvation.

Isn't salvation supposed to be a gift from God!? You don't -pay- for a gift! You receive it, free of charge!

If someone gives me a gift for Christmas or my birthday or something, they don't expect I pay them for it.

Catholicism isn't my thing. I just explained to you that I'm a minimalist. Lutherans aren't my bag either. Though they don't frown on my being gay so much as you lot seem to, there's still a system.


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Quick note: Martin Luther left the Catholic church because he was sick of the 'pay or burn' policy they had. Scientology (I revile it just as you do) is the same way, except they don't offer you shit for your $250, just a 'thetan' count and a book written by a schitzophrenic fantasy writer.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 10:20 PM

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Well see, I've looked at Buddhism and Taoism, but they're pretty much Godless. I do believe in the one true God, but all other religions where you're required to tithe currency for the Reverend's new flatscreen (personal experience, not pointing fingers) just seem phony. I've seen you say you want to convert everyone, but not everyone is rich and can pay for salvation.

Isn't salvation supposed to be a gift from God!? You don't -pay- for a gift! You receive it, free of charge!

If someone gives me a gift for Christmas or my birthday or something, they don't expect I pay them for it.

Catholicism isn't my thing. I just explained to you that I'm a minimalist. Lutherans aren't my bag either. Though they don't frown on my being gay so much as you lot seem to, there's still a system.


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Quick note: Martin Luther left the Catholic church because he was sick of the 'pay or burn' policy they had. Scientology (I revile it just as you do) is the same way, except they don't offer you shit for your $250, just a 'thetan' count and a book written by a schitzophrenic fantasy writer.
We take any kind of Credit Card.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 10:30 PM

How does that money-back guarantee work, exactly?

If I die, and your religion doesn't spin the tumblers on the lock on the pearly gates... Then what?

After all, I'm no sucker. I'll doubt anything until it's proven with cold, hard FACT.


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-05-2008, 10:32 PM

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How does that money-back guarantee work, exactly?

If I die, and your religion doesn't spin the tumblers on the lock on the pearly gates... Then what?
Then you simply contact Landover's accountants for a full refund.


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