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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 02:26 PM

I love waking up to all the hate comments :]
Everyone is born a blank slate. What happens to them in life defines who they are. That would sure as hell explain a lot on this website. Did mommy and daddy deny you all the love and care that my parents gave me? Did daddy touch you inappropriately and said that's it's okay because God wanted him to? Were you beaten with a shoe every time you didn't please your parents? You people are the filth of the Earth. I hope every single one of you burns at the stake like my people did 300 years ago. I don't use drugs, and I know that. YOU, on the other hand, should honestly stop whatever the piffle it is that you're smoking. There is no God. Grow up and start acting like decent people. Only then will you realize that, "Hey, maybe it's time to get the stick out of my ass and have a little fun while I'm still alive." Burn, all of you, burn.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 04:43 PM

Either:

1. Give them to someone

2. Take a video of it, post it at PETA, and watch the magic happen.
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Aren't you lucky. You'll get a lot of them here since you insist on declaring your sexuality in your name.

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Everyone is born a blank slate. What happens to them in life defines who they are.
Yes and no. Everyone has the choice to believe in Christ and if they don't it's not 'who they are', it's lying to themselves and to Yahweh. It'll only result in their own eternal torment.

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Did mommy and daddy deny you all the love and care that my parents gave me? Did daddy touch you inappropriately and said that's it's okay because God wanted him to? Were you beaten with a shoe every time you didn't please your parents?
Aw.
Look at the little troll. He's trying to act all tough by insulting our childhood.

Also, none of the things you describe are that bad.

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You people are the filth of the Earth
I will inherit the Kingdom of Heaven.

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I don't use drugs, and I know that. YOU, on the other hand, should honestly stop whatever the piffle it is that you're smoking.

'Piffle' is a very strong word.

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There is no God.
It's a shame they still don't burn you at the stake.

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Grow up and start acting like decent people. Only then will you realize that, "Hey, maybe it's time to get the stick out of my ass and have a little fun while I'm still alive." Burn, all of you, burn.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 04:51 PM

This makes me want to vomit

The Bible actually has much to say in regard to animal abuse. In the beginning, God created the earth and all the creatures on it to be under the authority of humanity. He entrusted these beautiful elements of His creation to our care (Genesis 1:26). Our sinful nature causes us to abuse the animal kingdom, sometimes without even realizing it. Yet, God expects the Christian, above all others, to be sensitive to all of His creation, knowing that exploiting or abusing it shows a disrespect for God Himself. Abuse of anything that God made is not the character of God, but rather of the Evil One.
In Deuteronomy 22:6-7, God promises a long life to those who will watch over wild birds. If we rape the land or the creatures in it, what will sustain us in the future? He allows for the taking of eggs, but commands that we release the mother bird to continue living in the wild and reproducing as He intended. In Job 38:41, God says that He hears the cries of newborn ravens crying to Him for food. Jesus went on to say that God supplies food for the wild birds and that not one of them falls to the ground without Him knowing it
this also goes for those of you who want to mindlessly hunt coyotes
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 04:52 PM

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This makes me want to vomit

The Bible actually has much to say in regard to animal abuse. In the beginning, God created the earth and all the creatures on it to be under the authority of humanity. He entrusted these beautiful elements of His creation to our care (Genesis 1:26). Our sinful nature causes us to abuse the animal kingdom, sometimes without even realizing it. Yet, God expects the Christian, above all others, to be sensitive to all of His creation, knowing that exploiting or abusing it shows a disrespect for God Himself. Abuse of anything that God made is not the character of God, but rather of the Evil One.
In Deuteronomy 22:6-7, God promises a long life to those who will watch over wild birds. If we rape the land or the creatures in it, what will sustain us in the future? He allows for the taking of eggs, but commands that we release the mother bird to continue living in the wild and reproducing as He intended. In Job 38:41, God says that He hears the cries of newborn ravens crying to Him for food. Jesus went on to say that God supplies food for the wild birds and that not one of them falls to the ground without Him knowing it
this also goes for those of you who want to mindlessly hunt coyotes
This is exactly what these people need, thank you very much!
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Everyone is born a blank slate. What happens to them in life defines who they are. That would sure as hell explain a lot on this website. Did mommy and daddy deny you all the love and care that my parents gave me? Did daddy touch you inappropriately and said that's it's okay because God wanted him to? Were you beaten with a shoe every time you didn't please your parents? You people are the filth of the Earth. I hope every single one of you burns at the stake like my people did 300 years ago. I don't use drugs, and I know that. YOU, on the other hand, should honestly stop whatever the piffle it is that you're smoking. There is no God. Grow up and start acting like decent people. Only then will you realize that, "Hey, maybe it's time to get the stick out of my ass and have a little fun while I'm still alive." Burn, all of you, burn.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 05:43 PM

Also, remember that cats are omnivores, just like us. They sometimes even "play" bite, which is kinda harmless.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 05:56 PM

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Also, remember that cats are omnivores, just like us. They sometimes even "play" bite, which is kinda harmless.
Cats are omnivores? Yeah, there's nothing the neighborhood strays around here love more than a yummy salad.

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Also, remember that cats are omnivores, just like us...
"The cat (Felis catus), also known as the domestic cat or housecat[5] to distinguish it from other felids and felines, is a small, usually furry, domesticated,carnivorous mammal that is valued by humans for its companionship and for its ability to hunt vermin and household pests..."

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat

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cats are omnivores,

Wow. You really are stupid.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 06:26 PM

Oh my.

I had such great hope that you would be another ray of science and knowledge in this place. Unfortunately you have proven yourself just as ill educated and uninformed as the denizens here.

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Also, remember that cats are omnivores, just like us. They sometimes even "play" bite, which is kinda harmless.



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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 07:18 PM

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This makes me want to vomit

The Bible actually has much to say in regard to animal abuse. In the beginning, God created the earth and all the creatures on it to be under the authority of humanity. He entrusted these beautiful elements of His creation to our care (Genesis 1:26). Our sinful nature causes us to abuse the animal kingdom, sometimes without even realizing it. Yet, God expects the Christian, above all others, to be sensitive to all of His creation, knowing that exploiting or abusing it shows a disrespect for God Himself. Abuse of anything that God made is not the character of God, but rather of the Evil One.
In Deuteronomy 22:6-7, God promises a long life to those who will watch over wild birds. If we rape the land or the creatures in it, what will sustain us in the future? He allows for the taking of eggs, but commands that we release the mother bird to continue living in the wild and reproducing as He intended. In Job 38:41, God says that He hears the cries of newborn ravens crying to Him for food. Jesus went on to say that God supplies food for the wild birds and that not one of them falls to the ground without Him knowing it
this also goes for those of you who want to mindlessly hunt coyotes
Blah, blah, blah. Your twisted perversion of the Bible might help you pick up a new Amazingfaggy boyfriend but it doesn't impress us.

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Dominion, NOT care for!

Deuteronomy 22:7 If a bird's nest chance to be before thee in the way in any tree, or on the ground, whether they be young ones, or eggs, and the dam sitting upon the young, or upon the eggs, thou shalt not take the dam with the young: 7But thou shalt in any wise let the dam go, and take the young to thee; that it may be well with thee, and that thou mayest prolong thy days.


This is with the other general laws. It is not about caring for the birds! It says take take the small birds but leave the mother so it will produce more chicks to eat!


Job 38:41 Who provideth for the raven his food? when his young ones cry unto God, they wander for lack of meat.

Ok, we know that God does everything, so what??
I noticed that this is followed by

Job 39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

How come you didn't use the unicorn as evidence? Is it because the verse talks about animals serving us or are you someone who thinks that God was lying about unicorns?,
Be careful with your answer, remember your faggy boyfriend will want to be impressed,

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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.



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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 07:21 PM

Look, dumbass. I was hacked. Because you people are such intolerant bigots, even though you insist that my "trolling" is not getting to you, you have the maturity to change my user name to "ThatGayKid." I assure you, my girlfriend's boobs are spectacular, and I am in no way like the pedophiles you hire to work for you. I'd rather rot in Hell then be surrounded by you God-f.u.c.k.ing racists the rest of eternity. I'm glad to see some intelligence blooming in this post. F.u.c.k. you and your mentally ill religious beliefs.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 07:25 PM

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Look, dumbass. I was hacked. Because you people are such intolerant bigots, even though you insist that my "trolling" is not getting to you, you have the maturity to change my user name to "ThatGayKid." I assure you, my girlfriend's boobs are spectacular, and I am in no way like the pedophiles you hire to work for you. I'd rather rot in Hell then be surrounded by you God-f.u.c.k.ing racists the rest of eternity. I'm glad to see some intelligence blooming in this post. F.u.c.k. you and your mentally ill religious beliefs.
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.



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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 07:28 PM

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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 07:37 PM

Says the man with "fag" in his last name...
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 07:42 PM

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Says the man with "fag" in his last name...


My fag comment wasn't about you. But somehow you saw yourself in that role. Interesting....


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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 07:45 PM

Jack, I believe he was commenting on your reply to his comment, not Fishsucker's.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-17-2011, 07:49 PM

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Jack, I believe he was commenting on your reply to his comment, not Fishsucker's.
So in other words you were talking to yourself.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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