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Default Pray for Alexa Ray Joel! - 12-06-2009, 03:43 PM

The poor misguided child attempted suicide and needs everyone's support.
Of course all the praying on earth will not change the fact she got Dad's looks and Mom's brains.



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Default Re: Pray for Alexa Ray Joel! - 12-06-2009, 04:11 PM

Oh yeah, let's pray for Alexa!

1) Is she a boy or a girl? I'm not sure with a name like that.

2) When her (I presume) dad writes lyrics like:

Your sister's gone out,she on a date.
You just sit at home and masturbate.
Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait
For that call.
So you stand on the corner in your New English clothes.
And you look so polished, from your hair down to your toes.
Ah but still, your finger's gonna pick your nose
After all.

do you really think your kid is going to be OK?

Mr. Joel - probably also know as Captain Jack-off deserves all the wrath from God that's coming his way.


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Default Re: Pray for Alexa Ray Joel! - 12-06-2009, 07:03 PM

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Oh yeah, let's pray for Alexa!
Suicide attempts by the young are usually mere ploys to snare attention. That is why we see so many "gay" and "lesbian" youth do it...it's all about "Look at me and my glitter."

But I am thinking, this young woman undoubtedly has quite a bit of money. If we were to help with her rehabilitation and associate her with the church, that could be quite a pipeline for potential tithing.

(Perhaps I should more properly be bringing this up at one of the Coffers & Coffee meetings, insead of here. But it just hit me...)

PS: She's the one on the left.

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