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02-27-2012, 12:13 PM
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I'm not afraid of the many disasters that are happening simultaneously in our world. I'm not afraid of all the wars that are currently raging on almost every continent on the globe. The potential for nuclear accidents globally doesn't frighten me. What terrifies me are good men and women saying and doing nothing when politicians we voted into office are making moral laws that contradict everything a Holy God stands for.
If someone desires to indulge in bestiality, anal sex, homosexuality or any other perverted sexual act, why does it have to be made a law? More important, why have more than 50 percent of Americans bought into the lie that it has to be legalized?
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02-27-2012, 01:05 PM
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The Great American Sanhedrin saw fit to legalize buggery in 2003. When our GOP triumphs, they will surely reverse Lawrence et al. v. Texas and shut down all those "Crisco Discos".
I am so sick of the preferential treatment these pansies are enjoying. They already have their National Queer Day on October 11th and now they want to replace the "Stars and Stripes" with a rainbow flag. If I had my way, I'd ship them off to one of those Austrian penile colonies. Paul Hogan could teach them a thing or two.
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02-27-2012, 04:25 PM
I know you all know more about queers than me and that lots of you are better at the science and the scripture, but I just had to add my two cents here.
Fags are gross and it pisses me off that they do each other in the butt.
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02-27-2012, 04:54 PM
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I know you all know more about queers than me and that lots of you are better at the science and the scripture, but I just had to add my two cents here.
Fags are gross and it pisses me off that they do each other in the butt.
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It's not just that, it's they will dress up in drag, hang around the bars of Holiday Inns just to entrap unsuspecting NOT gay men. One just has to weep listing to the stories of the kind of order these NOT gay men have to endure with full weekend of forced anal sex by some drag queen.
It's wrong! Terribly wrong and it must stop!
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02-27-2012, 05:07 PM
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ANAL SEX IS EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL
Anyone who claims to enjoy being on the receiving end during anal sex is either brain damaged, insane, or lying. The Lord filled the anal walls with thousands of nerve endings, so that with every bowel movement, we would be reminded how shameful defecation is in the eyes of God.
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Exactly. If God had intelligently designed men to submit to the sin of Sodom from other men, there would be some sort of organ back there to receive pleasure during that act. So why doesn't that organ exist, homosexuals?
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02-27-2012, 06:51 PM
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It's not just that, it's they will dress up in drag, hang around the bars of Holiday Inns just to entrap unsuspecting NOT gay men. One just has to weep listing to the stories of the kind of order these NOT gay men have to endure with full weekend of forced anal sex by some drag queen.
It's wrong! Terribly wrong and it must stop!
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And they're crafty, too! Why, the governor of California has now made it LAW to teach children in public schools how and why to be gay! They have completely infiltrated the educational system, which is why future President Santorum will homeschool his brood of children in the White House.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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02-27-2012, 10:51 PM
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It's not just that, it's they will dress up in drag, hang around the bars of Holiday Inns just to entrap unsuspecting NOT gay men. One just has to weep listing to the stories of the kind of order these NOT gay men have to endure with full weekend of forced anal sex by some drag queen.
It's wrong! Terribly wrong and it must stop!
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02-27-2012, 11:09 PM
“To hold that the act of homosexual sodomy is somehow protected as a fundamental right would be to cast aside millennia of moral teaching.”
--Warren E. Burger quotes (Chief Justice, US Supreme Court)
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-27-2012, 11:27 PM
"I'm sure this will be greatly misquoted but it would not be a bad idea to bring the swift justice today that was brought in Israel's day against murder and rape and homosexuality. I guarantee it would solve the problem post-haste if homosexuals were stoned, if murderers were immediately killed as the Bible commands."
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02-28-2012, 09:14 PM
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There is no Magisterial document discussing anal penetration foreplay nor does there need to be. Can you just imagine CNN covering that story? Whew, what a mess that would be! The Bible says:For this is the covenant that I will make … I will put my laws in their minds and write them on their hearts.
The Magisterium doesn’t have to spell out every sexual behaviour like the Book of Leviticus under the Old Covenant. We are in the New Covenant. I think prayer and mutual respect will draw the married couple to the truth on this issue.
The Bible, Natural Law, biology and common sense clearly indicate it’s not OK. If couples are doing it, I think they should stop, and if a priest is saying it’s OK as foreplay between married couples, I think he should stop. If there are any “moral manuals” advocating this in seminaries, they should be discarded.
Christopher West discourages this kind of foreplay, and rightly so.
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02-28-2012, 11:03 PM
Well at least some people in Sweden are starting to reclaim their space from the gay community. This is a sign from a public bath house in Sweden.
Translated: "Thank you for not having anal sex in our sauna. The staff."
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02-28-2012, 11:39 PM
I'm not going to say too much on this thread, because it will all be covered in my forthcoming hard-hitting article - 'Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)'
I've been working on this article for the past few weeks, and typical that this thread would come out just before I published my findings.
Still, I will hold off from posting the full article for the moment, and give this thread more time to reach it's full potential.
But I will give you the brief synopsis of my findings, and what to expect -
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Anal Sex = Gay Sex.
Yes, that's right, folks. Anal Sex (sodomy) is GAY SEX - Even if it's with a woman!
If a man asks his girlfriend / wife / lover if he can perform anal sex on her - HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL! No if's, no but's - The guy's a fag! End of Debate!
If a woman asks her boyfriend / husband / lover to perform anal sex on her - THIS MAKES HER A HOMOSEXUAL TOO! Because she is asking him (a man) to perform a gay homosexual act on her! This makes her a gay!
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02-28-2012, 11:47 PM
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I'm not going to say too much on this thread, because it will all be covered in my forthcoming hard-hitting article - 'Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)'
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About time Brother Percy. We need to warn the world of the dangerous of women using their bodies to seduce men into homosexuality.
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02-28-2012, 11:54 PM
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About time Brother Percy. We need to warn the world of the dangerous of women using their bodies to seduce men into homosexuality.
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Good luck getting the homo-enabling jew media to help you with that.
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02-28-2012, 11:54 PM
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About time Brother Percy. We need to warn the world of the dangerous of women using their bodies to seduce men into homosexuality.
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Before this thread, I never knew women did this! I mean, it simply doesn't make logical sense - why would a woman pretend to be a man who is pretending to be a woman? I had no idea women would allow themselves to be so demeaned.
It's like future President Santorum says, it's such a shame when a society embraces the depravities of sex-for-pleasure, disregarding the obvious procreative function.
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02-29-2012, 12:30 AM
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It's like future President Santorum says, it's such a shame when a society embraces the depravities of sex-for-pleasure, disregarding the obvious procreative function.
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Santorum hit the nail on the head with this one, not bad for a Mary worshiping pedophile! The act of sexual intercourse alone is disgusting to me, if it wasn't God's wish that I reproduce, I would never take part in that terrifying activity. As for ANAL sex, what deviant mind even thought it up?! Please say a prayer for me so that Jesus may rid my mind of these thoughts, I don't want Satan to lure me into hell.
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02-29-2012, 01:19 AM
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Santorum hit the nail on the head with this one, not bad for a Mary worshiping pedophile! The act of sexual intercourse alone is disgusting to me, if it wasn't God's wish that I reproduce, I would never take part in that terrifying activity. As for ANAL sex, what deviant mind even thought it up?! Please say a prayer for me so that Jesus may rid my mind of these thoughts, I don't want Satan to lure me into hell.
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The sex act is especially dangerous because it makes it difficult to abstain from lust. I don't have to tell you how challenging it is to abstain from lust when your huge throbbing member is being swallowed up by a warm, wet cooter. Imagine, realizing you have committed adultery with your own wife! Of course, I don't even think lustful thoughts when I am inside my wife. I think about the Bible mostly, sometimes I think about Rick Santorum.
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Matthew 5:28
King James Version (KJV)
28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread -
02-29-2012, 09:49 AM
This forum is so awesome! As a practising anal-prober, I've got to say - try it, you may like it! I also like mutual wanking, oral and frot. If any of you guys out there would like to do these things with me, shoot me a line!
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02-29-2012, 01:11 PM
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[Y]ou should expect some pushback when you open with comments accusing fellow freepers of bigotry and hate.
You see...Conservatives did not start this fire. The homosexual lobby did...years ago when they began demanding special civil rights.
It is they who did not want their sexual behavior to remain private. It is they who petition our government and our courts to allow them to teach our children that anal sex in normal and natural.
Political Conservatives, Christians, and other people of faith did not suddenly wake up one morning and begin a campaign against homosexuals, just the opposite. We have played defense for decades.
So, like you, the homosexual lobby should also expect pushback from their fellow citizens.
And the days of intimidation by branding us haters and homophobes is over. It still works for politicians, and some who may want believe that tolerance is the greatest virtue or some who just think homosexuality, bisexuality, transsexuals is cool and trendy.
But here, in this community of freepers most know how dangerous and corrosive homosexuality is to our children, and society.
So do not expect politically correct speech on FR.
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