[Elmer G. White]

The signs of the End of Times are clear. Lawlessness, riots, sodomy, floods, apostasy, increase in knowledge, homersexual fornication! Today, another sign has appeared. A mighty volcano is about to erupt and ejaculate its sizzling hot magma on the world of sinners.

1 Timothy 4:1
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;


The geophysicians in godless Iceland are now on orange alert as a gigantic volcano called Bárðarbunga is about to erupt. It will cause havoc with air traffic (Ezekiel 28:5), floods (Genesis 6:17), loss of arable land (Deuteronomy 32:24) and breathing air corrupted with ash (Joshua 11:11).

...the worst case scenario is a major eruption that has a catastrophic impact on climate and agriculture across the entire northern hemisphere...

Jesus is warning us. Sinners, take heed! True Christians™, pray that this is the REAL DEAL! At last the Apocalypse! Glory.

Deuteronomy 4:11
And ye came near and stood under the mountain; and the mountain burned with fire unto the midst of heaven, with darkness, clouds, and thick darkness.

Revelation 8:8
And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;

Deuteronomy 5:23
And it came to pass, when ye heard the voice out of the midst of the darkness, (for the mountain did burn with fire,) that ye came near unto me, even all the heads of your tribes, and your elders;

At last, there is HOPE!!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Praise Jesus! I sure hope so!

It would be nice to see an end to this crazy world, and begin the Reign of the (Revelation 5:10)!

[Pim Pendergast]

No doubt skeptics will say this isn't really a sign that Jesus' return is imminent, but it's important to remember that when they say things like, "There have always been earthquakes, volcanoes, wars, famines," etc., they are actually fulfilling end-time prophecy. 2,000 years ago the Apostle Peter predicted their behavior with astounding accuracy.

2 Pet 3:2-4
2 That ye may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the Lord and Saviour:
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

I get shivers down my spine every time I read this passage.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Iceland is much hated by Jesus.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

The signs of the End of Times are clear. Lawlessness, riots, sodomy, floods, apostasy, increase in knowledge, homersexual fornication! Today, another sign has appeared. A mighty volcano is about to erupt and ejaculate its sizzling hot magma on the world of sinners.

1 Timothy 4:1
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;


The geophysicians in godless Iceland are now on orange alert as a gigantic volcano called Bárðarbunga is about to erupt. It will cause havoc with air traffic (Ezekiel 28:5), floods (Genesis 6:17), loss of arable land (Deuteronomy 32:24) and breathing air corrupted with ash (Joshua 11:11).



Jesus is warning us. Sinners, take heed! True Christians™, pray that this is the REAL DEAL! At last the Apocalypse! Glory.

Deuteronomy 4:11
And ye came near and stood under the mountain; and the mountain burned with fire unto the midst of heaven, with darkness, clouds, and thick darkness.

Revelation 8:8
And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;

Deuteronomy 5:23
And it came to pass, when ye heard the voice out of the midst of the darkness, (for the mountain did burn with fire,) that ye came near unto me, even all the heads of your tribes, and your elders;

At last, there is HOPE!!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I could stare at that wonderful painting all day!

On one of my daydreams concerning this wonderful day a question came to me, would those of us who are Heaven bound have time to realize it's happening, you know get a 60 second warning for take off? My only concern is my dog, Butch will be here on his own and everybody he has ever known will suddenly disappear. If we got that 1 minute countdown I would have enough time to shoot him...better than his slowly starving, right?

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis

I could stare at that wonderful painting all day!

On one of my daydreams concerning this wonderful day a question came to me, would those of us who are Heaven bound have time to realize it's happening, you know get a 60 second warning for take off? My only concern is my dog, Butch will be here on his own and everybody he has ever known will suddenly disappear. If we got that 1 minute countdown I would have enough time to shoot him...better than his slowly starving, right?

Brother,

I have always thought that Rapture is instantaneous. This does pose you with a dilemma. Butch is of course soulless and a lower creature incapable of true feelings of pain, love, loyalty or sorrow.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

In my honest opinion Rapture cannot be very far away. I'd wait for some additional clear signs (excessive adultery, fornication, tsunamis, an earthquake) and once they are obvious, it is best to shoot the animal (in the head) in advance. You won't of course have any regrets once in Heavenly Bliss.

1 Samuel 24:14
After whom is the king of Israel come out? after whom dost thou pursue? after a dead dog, after a flea.

We'll understand God's Great Master Plan once we are members of His Inner CIRCLE and also the fate of Butch, albeit sad from the Earthly point of view, will become crystal clear and necessary and add to the extacy we are about to feel sitting on Jesus' lap! Do not worry too much of the dog (as indicated by the verse above)! It all has a meaning and we'll know in due course what God had in mind for your soulless pet.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis

I could stare at that wonderful painting all day!

On one of my daydreams concerning this wonderful day a question came to me, would those of us who are Heaven bound have time to realize it's happening, you know get a 60 second warning for take off? My only concern is my dog, Butch will be here on his own and everybody he has ever known will suddenly disappear. If we got that 1 minute countdown I would have enough time to shoot him...better than his slowly starving, right?

I would recommend that you get rid of the dog and buy yourself a white horse. This way, you will be able to take your mascot with you:

Revelation 19:14
And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

[Elmer G. White]

An update. Things are looking miiiighty promising. It is now red alert and lava has been seen!

A small lava-eruption has been detected under the Dyngjujökull glacier.
The Icelandic Coast Guard airplane TF-SIF is flying over the area with representatives from the Civil Protection and experts from the Icelandic Met Office and the Institute of Earth Sciences. Data from the equipment on board is expected later today...
The aviation color code for the Bárðarbunga volcano has been changed from orange to red.

I'm sure Jesus might appear any moment now!



Ezekiel 28:16
By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Is there any possibility that this would cause a tsunami first? Some kind of flood when the ice melts?
I'd love to see at least Denmark and Netherlands going under water.

[Benedict A. Davis]

RIP BUTCH BOY
You will always be this puppy to me!



The end is nigh my friend

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Yes! Sinful, horny California, after witchcrafty Iceland!

GOD really is MIRACULOUS!!!

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/24/us...ake/index.html

[Bjorn Jensen]

Is there really any wonder why God placed the volcanoes in the most Godless places in the world? I mean, they are in places like Hawaii, Iceland, California, Italy, Chile etc, to me its pretty obvious, cause you don't see any volcanoes around in Freehold or Mississippi, do you?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho

Yes! Sinful, horny California, after witchcrafty Iceland!

GOD really is MIRACULOUS!!!

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/24/us...ake/index.html

Just in case there are any Secret Sinners in the Congregation,Tough Luck and Goodbye! (No hard feelings it was your choice friend)

I know it is not much of a consolation but the Winnebago has just been detailed and serviced and I will leave a set of keys under the drivers side floor mat.

I'm going home!

PTL!

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho

Yes! Sinful, horny California, after witchcrafty Iceland!

GOD really is MIRACULOUS!!!

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/24/us...ake/index.html

Praise !! Although I though that He could do better than a mere 6, I'm sure He's just stretching His arm before the quake that will make California into an island!

[Attila's Wife]

Fox News (the only channel that reports scientific stuff properly) says there was an earthquake in Chilli yesterday, though it was only a disappointing 6.4.

They also reported the other day that a giant crack has appeared in Mexico. It's only half a mile long right now, but maybe it will get bigger and the Messicants' country will separate from the USA and float them off down south of the Equator, where they belong!

Praise the Lord!

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Attila's Wife

Fox News (the only channel that reports scientific stuff properly) says there was an earthquake in Chilli yesterday, though it was only a disappointing 6.4.

They also reported the other day that a giant crack has appeared in Mexico. It's only half a mile long right now, but maybe it will get bigger and the Messicants' country will separate from the USA and float them off down south of the Equator, where they belong!

Praise the Lord!

And there are more and more signs! Gigantic bottomless holes are appearing all over Siberia! Their depth is unknown but they must lead straight into HELL. Glory!





Revelation 9:2
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.


Jesus is coming. This is so exciting!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Attila's Wife

Fox News (the only channel that reports scientific stuff properly) says there was an earthquake in Chilli yesterday, though it was only a disappointing 6.4.

They also reported the other day that a giant crack has appeared in Mexico. It's only half a mile long right now, but maybe it will get bigger and the Messicants' country will separate from the USA and float them off down south of the Equator, where they belong!

Praise the Lord!

Praise !!

God is so AWESOME!!!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

And there are more and more signs! Gigantic bottomless holes are appearing all over Siberia! Their depth is unknown but they must lead straight into HELL. Glory!





Revelation 9:2
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.


Jesus is coming. This is so exciting!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

As well as in Godless England!

Earth collapses to reveal 100ft sinkhole in County Durham

Cowshill couple report hearing 'rumbling and smashing' for hours as sinkhole grew from 35ft wide to 100ft wide overnight



Earth collapsed to reveal a 100ft-wide sinkhole in County Durham that is so deep the bottom cannot be seen.
The gaping void, thought to be the result of mine workings deep beneath the surface, is just a stone’s throw from a North couple’s farmhouse.
And it was three times smaller when it was first discovered on Thursday morning, at Cowshill, in the rural area of Weardale, by Durham University academic Sam Hillyard.
The 39-year-old had been out shooting rabbits with her black Labrador Jack and was returning to her home, Burtree Pastures, when she noticed the 30ft hole.
Overnight, the hole sank further to reveal an abyss. And it is feared rain forecast for the weekend may see it become larger still.
Sam’s partner John Hensby, a retired sales trainer, 71, said: “Sam came back and she was looking quite shocked.
“She told me that a hole had appeared and I said I best go and have a look.
“At the time, it was about five metres round. Throughout Thursday night it got bigger and bigger until it was about three times that size on Friday morning.
“It is about 35 metres wide and you can’t see the bottom of it.
“The sound was phenomenal. We could hear rumbling and smashing and crashing from down below; all of these great lumps of earth were falling in and falling in.
“If one of the dogs or the sheep fell in we would never see them again.
“On Friday morning it looked to be about 100ft deep.”

[Attila's Wife]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

As well as in Godless England!

Good heavens! Fortunately County Durham is so far "oop north" (as they say there) as to be virtually in Heathen Scotland, but it fills my heart with a combination of fear and joyous anticipation of the Rapture to come.

It can be no coincidence that this has happened a mere 35 miles from Sedgefield, whose former MP was the communist Prime Minister Tony. B. Liar.

[Elmer G. White]

Brethren and Sisters,

I’ve received some messages from honest, Bible-believing Christians who totally agree that these phenomena certainly are signs of the Wrath of God gaining force in expectation of Rapture.

However, many of these God-fearing manly men have been very worried about the state of their underage sons’ souls. We know the children are condemned to Hell unless they are mature enough to repent and be baptized (Acts 2:38). Thus, it has come to my attention that these otherwise pious men are praying for God to spare the Earth for some years to come. I know that this is devastating news but I cannot totally condemn these men, either. I tried to explain them that once in Heaven, they won’t mind at all seeing the terror and anguish of their underage children in the Furnace. But they are panicking. They are asking for God’s mercy. It is similar to Jonah 4. We may feel God is too merciful but we do not know His Master Plan. We must accept His mercy towards sinners even when we disagree.


Jonah 4:1-2
But it displeased Jonah exceedingly, and he was very angry.
And he prayed unto the LORD, and said, I pray thee, O LORD, was not this my saying, when I was yet in my country? Therefore I fled before unto Tarshish: for I knew that thou art a gracious God, and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repentest thee of the evil.


Should it come to that, we must accept God’s judgment and be prepared to prolong our residence on the old Earth with sinners. Whatever God chooses, it is righteous. Glory to God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer