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Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-22-2009, 11:47 PM
You're in a new town and you've been witnessing until you feel your head is going to explode. You're hungry and thirsty and an icy cold Christian beverage would just hit the spot. And then a good burger with a side order, and some condiments! Wouldn't that hit the spot?
But, as Christians, we must decide which is more True Christian™ for us, McDonald's or Burger King?
1. There is no McDonald in the bible, period. Kings? About a thousand times the word king is mentioned.
2. Clowns? Survey says, " Zero!" Kings? in the thousand range.
3. Flame broiled or fried on a grill? There is no grill in the Bible! And what about coke, or pepsi?
God has provided the answer:
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"41": And the other lamb thou shalt offer at even, and shalt do thereto according to the meat offering of the morning, and according to the drink offering thereof, for a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
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That's from:
Exodus, chapter 29.
So what is God saying to us? It's clear he likes flame-broiled, but what about the beverages? Do we have to drink coffee for dinner? What if we had a Yoo Hoo?
The key phrase here is according to. He means according to the people who provide the drinks. So if you eat at a pepsico restaurant, then you drink according to their products.
4. Side orders? Onion rings or fries and who serves which? Bible answer:
Numbers, chapter 11
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"5": We remember the fish, which we did eat in Egypt freely; the cucumbers, and the melons, and the leeks, and the onions, and the garlick:
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Potatoes? ZERO!
It is clear, God prefers that we eat at Burger king.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 12:25 AM
Their burgers are pretty tasty, but I have issues with their mascot and the way he's portrayed in their ads.
They use sex to sell their meat and I find that tacky.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Their burgers are pretty tasty, but I have issues with their mascot and the way he's portrayed in their ads.
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You are wise to point this out brother. Indeed, I pondered long upon this issue too, but in the end; a clown, a Barney look-a-like, a pirate, a "cheeseburglar (shudder), and a Mayor McCheese is just too much. McCheese looks like an alien and it's certainly a plot by the democrats.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 12:37 AM
There is no king but Christ, so I'll stick with Ruth's Chris Steak House.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 12:43 AM
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Is it a sin to rub into another member's nose that a decent steak is very far away? I am lucky to have the choice between satanic McD's, or Godly King's! Pastor, I pray you never have to choose! In Czechoslovakia, there is no steak. We only eat chickens and roadkill horses.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
You're in a new town and you've been witnessing until you feel your head is going to explode. You're hungry and thirsty and an icy cold Christian beverage would just hit the spot. And then a good burger with a side order, and some condiments! Wouldn't that hit the spot?
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Brother Eliot, I'm shocked that any Christian would suggest a restaurant which provides free condiments, especially if they're given to teenagers.
The only Godly forms of birth control are abstinence (outside marriage) and the rhythm method (when married)!
That said, I am glad that the creepy Burger Thing there does use condiments. Imagine the horror-movie offspring he'd have!
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Brother Eliot, I'm shocked that any Christian would suggest a restaurant which provides free condiments, especially if they're given to teenagers.
The only Godly forms of birth control are abstinence (outside marriage) and the rhythm method (when married)!
That said, I am glad that the creepy Burger Thing there does use condiments. Imagine the horror-movie offspring he'd have!
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Brother R.R., you seem to be under a misconception about condiments. Condiments are the extra things you put on food to make it taste better.
For example ketchup. They add to the taste of things.
You're thinking of condominiums, Now they are very evil. Imagine apartment dwellers thinking they have the right to own the place they live! ROTFLWJ!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 12:58 PM
I typically have my wife prepare a boxed lunch to take along in the Hummer, but for those who for whatever reason can't do that, there's Chick-fil-A, a company that operates according to Christian principles and has ways of weeding out unsaved trash.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
I typically have my wife prepare a boxed lunch to take along in the Hummer, but for those who for whatever reason can't do that, there's Chick-fil-A, a company that operates according to Christian principles and has ways of weeding out unsaved trash.
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Which is the Godliest chicken restaurant? Do they still have BoJangles in the USA?
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 07:06 PM
I hear there are are other Godly burger joints and chicken places.
I stand by my choice in the big two, but what about others? Feel free to add to the list!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 07:16 PM
What about White Castle? I've never been there, but the name sounds reassuring. The name of Wendy's suggests that it's appropriate for a woman to hold a position of authority and Jack-In-The-Box is obviously obscene, so they're both out.
Oh, and feeding your boy a "Bender in a Bun" from Wimpy pretty much guarantees that he'll grow up queer as a three-dollar bill. A three-dollar bill that's stained with an elderly Unitarian's seed.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 07:31 PM
For obvious reasons, I would like to request that In-And-Out Burger be kept OFF of the list.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 07:33 PM
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What about White Castle? I've never been there, but the name sounds reassuring. The name of Wendy's suggests that it's appropriate for a woman to hold a position of authority and Jack-In-The-Box is obviously obscene, so they're both out.
Oh, and feeding your boy a "Bender in a Bun" from Wimpy pretty much guarantees that he'll grow up queer as a three-dollar bill. A three-dollar bill that's stained with an elderly Unitarian's seed.
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White castle? Good question. They do use plenty of onions and have onion rings.
On the other hand, square is mentioned only a few times in the Bible, and round very many times. So a square hamburger might not be pleasing unto the lord. (OK, to be fair, round is often with the use of "round about." So those aren't important to our discussion here.)
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Brother R.R., you seem to be under a misconception about condiments. Condiments are the extra things you put on food to make it taste better.
For example ketchup. They add to the taste of things.
You're thinking of condominiums, Now they are very evil. Imagine apartment dwellers thinking they have the right to own the place they live! ROTFLWJ!
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OHHH!
I must have misread your post. Thank you for that clarification, Brother Eliot! I was worried that all your time in Europistan had damaged your moral fiber . . . but I see I was mistaken.
Sorry for the wild accusations!
And yes, condominiums are just wrong. How can you own PART of a building?
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-23-2009, 09:53 PM
The homosexual influence at Dairy Queen is brazen (even mentioned on some of their signs!) and going there corrupts our youth.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-24-2009, 02:29 AM
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Amen! Pastors like us who earn seven-figure salaries wouldn't be caught dead in a place that serves a "dollar menu". I've been a patron at Ruth's Chris for a number of years. Back when I was living in California, I never had to make reservations at the Pasadena location. I would show up and they would make room for me in the private room, even if there was an event going on already. I've had many important meetings with fellow evangelists, congressmen, and business titans there. Good memories.
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For obvious reasons, I would like to request that In-And-Out Burger be kept OFF of the list.
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Even if the name is rather suggestive of dirty fornication, the owners are indeed Godly. They actually print Bible verses on all their wrappers! Unfortunately, they tuck them in hidden parts and put it in small text so their evangelizing is really lackluster.
Also, their verses they print are somewhat of the liberal persuasion. John 3:16 is an example. Personally, I'd like to see a Leviticus 20:13 on there or a Mark 3:28-29.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
12-26-2009, 03:06 PM
you guys are lucky, at least you dont have Wimpy's like we do in the UK, probably the gayest of all fast food chains. we also have a lot of fish and chip shops here but they are mostly run by turkish people and such like.
subway is normally a pretty safe bet even if they do employ a lot of eastern europeans. just make sure you choose any filling besides the meat balls, for obvious reasons.
also, do pastors really get a seven figure salary? hot damn!
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
01-21-2010, 06:48 AM
McDonalds all the way!
Our King is Jesus not a Burger.
BK is a rip off of McDonalds.
BK is owned by Pilsbury and the Pilsbury Dough Boy is a homer.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
01-21-2010, 01:08 PM
I eagerly await some sort of concensus to be formed here so I can have proper guidance on this subject.
Here in the Freehold area (but outside the boundaries and gated areas) there is an incredible variety to choose from.
I absolutely refuse to go to:
-Italian restaurants (for their obvious papist leanings),
-any of those hideous places run by slants (i fear cat and dog meat)
-the beaner joints (all that messican talk leaves me cold)
-dot head places (who ever heard of hindu food?)
-the hoity-toity frog outlets (the french are just plain rude)
-mudslime places (hotbeds of terrorism)
-any place with a salad bar (because all those vegetables were picked by illegal immigrants)
-any place that serves hot dogs because they're obvious phallic symbols and and they're owned by Greeks. Or queers (ah, but I repeat myself).
-lezbo places are easy to spot - all women on staff, tramp stamps on their backsides, leather accessories, tattoos on their arms, manish haircuts, Harleys parked out back.
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Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King? -
01-21-2010, 04:36 PM
I prefer to kill my food with a gun and then BBQ it.
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