Creation Science The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective. |
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-17-2014, 05:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivan1352
...this is just satans little chocolate cake and guess what the cake is a lie.
|
They have Scripture from the King James Bible; you bring graffiti from a video game?!
|
|
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
|
|
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-17-2014, 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivan1352
i'm a christian evolutionist
|
So in other words, you don't believe in Bible and that means you are not a Christian. It's false-Christians like you, who gives us Christians a bad name
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 2,364
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
06-08-2014, 11:18 AM
Pink dolphins (and any other pink animals) are obviously a part of the gaysexual agenda
Luckily they are faced with extinction
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,941
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: With Jesus
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
06-08-2014, 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ex-Viking
Pink dolphins (and any other pink animals) are obviously a part of the gaysexual agenda
Luckily they are faced with extinction
|
Those are hideous! They look naked.
Lucky they are in Hong Kong, so that if they do escape the pollution, the Chinese will eat them into extinction.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
|
|
Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 18
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: degenerate
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
06-09-2014, 02:59 AM
Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
|
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
06-09-2014, 03:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schnack
Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
|
There's a handy little "Quote" button at the bottom right of each post that saves confusion at times like this, but I'll go ahead and assume that you're talking about this:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
...I never met a biologist who wasn't gay, that can not be a coincidence.
|
Has Cranky Old Man ever met you? No. So his point stands.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
06-09-2014, 04:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schnack
Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
|
Lutherans are all liars, so for all we know you could be a midget who's flipping oysterburgers for the King of Spain.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
|
Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
|
|
Posts: 122
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Godless Land (UK)
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
06-17-2014, 05:30 PM
How can an ANIMAL be satanic!?!? You guys need to stop worrying about satanic subliminal messages [that aren't there] and actually live!
|
|
Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,677
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
06-17-2014, 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DemonThinker96
How can an ANIMAL be satanic!?!? You guys need to stop worrying about satanic subliminal messages [that aren't there] and actually live!
|
They SEEM to not be there. That's why they are subliminal! Of course, it takes a real Christian to spot them.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
|
|
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
|
|
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
10-16-2015, 07:18 AM
Pink fairy armadillo
This is just too much! Gaysexual agenda has now taken on an iconic Texan and turned it into, well totally gaysexual. From armadillo to a pink fairy. Obama, it's high time for USA to say NO to Darwin!
|
|
Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 816
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
10-16-2015, 07:51 AM
That perverted little dinger looks like it would be right at home wrapped up in one of these!
Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ, -Youth Minister Harry Lester
|
|
Christ's Battle Axe
|
|
Posts: 2,777
Join Date: Dec 2006
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
10-16-2015, 03:16 PM
Although they are very tasty, Freehold ordinance forbids the possession, sale, or importation of geoducks (gooey-ducks) without a special permit.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 140
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Godly America
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
10-16-2015, 03:28 PM
Flat worms
they breed heterosexually(THEY CHOOSE TO DO IT THAT WAY)
|
|
Guarding his purity against all comers
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,239
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: OzTrailer
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
10-16-2015, 03:50 PM
I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
What on Earth is this thing?
It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
|
|
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
|
|
Posts: 10,337
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
10-16-2015, 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Back against wall
I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
What on Earth is this thing?
It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.
|
Dear Brother Wall,
This is the Biblical ass. Asses appear in many instances in the good Book.
Psalms 104:11
They give drink to every beast of the field: the wild asses quench their thirst.
Asses are - unlike claimed by the evil lotion Darwinistas - the most cunning Creatures after man. Some of them can talk (Numbers 22:28). Don't smite asses, it may cause undesirable ramifications (same Chapter).
Yours in Christ
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
|
|
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
|
|
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
10-16-2015, 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Back against wall
I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
What on Earth is this thing?
It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.
|
It is an ass. Notorious for flaunting it's humongous tallywhacker.
Egyptian heathens had quite similar tallywhackers.
Ezekiel 23:20 King James Version For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
|
|
Guarding his purity against all comers
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,239
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: OzTrailer
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
10-16-2015, 04:14 PM
OK. Got it, that's an Ass. I don't think we have them here in OzTrailer. Please forgive my ignorance for this shortcoming.
I now understand the term they use here.
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
|
|
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
|
|
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
10-16-2015, 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Back against wall
OK. Got it, that's an Ass. I don't think we have them here in OzTrailer. Please forgive my ignorance for this shortcoming.
I now understand the term they use here.
|
Eventhough it has been mentioned in the bible, I'm sure Darvin must have had something to do with such a penile creature
|
|
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
|
|
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
10-16-2015, 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
Although they are very tasty, Freehold ordinance forbids the possession, sale, or importation of geoducks (gooey-ducks) without a special permit.
|
Christ, that's even more horrible than that ass! It's not a surprise that ornamentals are so fond of fondling abomination that mostly is just a huge tallywhacker. They are obsessed with anything fallic.
|
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 1
Join Date: Nov 2015
|
|
Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
11-07-2015, 04:51 AM
These "names" given are all by man. Not one of these creatures would use these terms to identify themselves. By developing relations with a beast, it is easy to see that they prefer a specific name to answer to. We are in many ways very similar to these animals. Shameful be the one would belittles these creatures.
This space for KJV Bible use ONLY. -Admin
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|