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Originally Posted by JonFish85
Brother Mike,
As a scientist, I assure you that DNA is nothing but a HOMER myth like evilution and the "messy-can department of health". Blood contains GOD'S code for each person (ie whether or not they are going to Heaven, etc). DIE-Nuerotic Acid does NOT exist as the panty-waist scientists would have you believe. As a True Christian™ and an EXPERT in all things scientifical I feel that I should shed light on this subject! If you want to call it DNA (Die Now All-HOMERS), then that is fine -- i just wanted to make sure we dont accidentally propagate a lieberal myth any more than we have to).
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Are you a True Christian™, homer? I rebuke you in the name of our LORD! Go sit in the corner with sackcloth and ashes and think about what you just said!