[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Sister Joanna,

Please, tell your boys to keep their eyes open! No-one has seen a trace of the plane in Sumatria so we cannot exclude any potential crash sites.

I think we can probably exclude it being on our property. The "search team" was out from lunchtime until long after dark, but all we have to show for it is a game larder full of pheasants, a couple of hares and a Canada goose. Are Canada geese even edible? Oh, and a couple of our neighbor's dogs won't be bothering us again.

Interesting about the Christianawati family, but she needs to pray for guidance on the airline switch:

".... we shall just stick to Garuda Indonesia," she said.

The words frying-pan and fire spring to mind.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I think we can probably exclude it being on our property. The "search team" was out from lunchtime until long after dark, but all we have to show for it is a game larder full of pheasants, a couple of hares and a Canada goose. Are Canada geese even edible? Oh, and a couple of our neighbor's dogs won't be bothering us again...

Dear Sister,

I trust you. The search you've conducted seems thorough and meticulous. In fact, they are now concentrating on shallow seas. I surmise your boys could help with that one, too, because as far as I know, the seas around UK are quite shallow.

The waters in the area are generally shallow, with depths of no more than 60 meters (197 feet) and warm temperatures that make diving easier.

Matthew 7:7
Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

Canada goose makes a nice roast but what is wrong with pure-blood US geese? However, as it has already been shot, you could try the recipe over here. Ask your husband if it is palatable and I might command my wife prepare it for me, too. I'm a bit peckish after all this exhausting planning for the Rapture.

Ingredients:
- 1 apple
- 2 small onions
- 2 stalks of celery
- salt
- pepper
- poultry seasoning
- garlic salt
- olive oil
- 1 large, plucked and cleaned Canada goose

Place the goose in a roasting pan on it's back. Rub the bird all over with the olive oil. Season the goose with the pepper, salt, poultry seasoning, and garlic salt as you please. Next, chop the apple, celery, and onions into chunks. Stuff them into the body cavity of the bird. Put the goose in the oven, uncovered, and roast at 350 degrees for about 25 minutes a pound, or until a meat thermometer reads 165 degrees in the thickest breast meat. When finished, remove stuffing and throw it away. Remove skin and feast!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Sadly U.S. geese don't come over here, only the Canukistani ones, fleeing their Godless country. That dish looks good, though I wouldn't waste the stuffing by throwing it away. An apple, a couple of onions and a bit of celery constitute a feast in Agnieszka's home village and she'd be delighted with it.

The boys are now in the attic fetching their diving gear, so I'll let you know what happens. This morning they just took snorkels and masks as usual (they swim daily, before breakfast) and brought some sort of jellyfish ashore. We made them leave it on the beach, assuming that it had been washed up from France and so was probably diseased. Some local oiks came by later and took a photo of themselves with it - here it is, in the local online newspaper.


I do wonder now whether it wasn't from France at all, but maybe from the ornamental airline's onboard catering pack. What do you think? It looks like the sort of thing they might eat.

[Elmer G. White]

More and more signs. As the End of the Year approacheth, it is becoming more and more certain that the redemptory activities of Jesus are increasing exponentially.

Now He has crashed a plane in Africa somewhere in the Congo jungle.

Uvira mountains – At least six persons died after a plane flying from Uganda crashed into the Uvira mountains in the Democratic Republic of Congo’s east, a DR Congo official said Monday. The plane, which made a stop in the Burundian capital Bujumbura, crashed into the mountains on Sunday about four minutes after take-off, local government official Noella Nafranka said. “We don’t know how many passengers were on board,” Nafranka said. “All we know is that there were six crew members and the plane was charred, so there are at least six deaths.” The plane, whose flight path was confirmed by a Burundian official on condition of anonymity, was flying to Pointe-Noire in neighbouring Congo Brazzaville. The causes of the night accident and the nationalities of the victims were not clear. DR Congo has one of the world’s worst aviation safety records. About 50 of its airlines figure on a EU blacklist banning companies from flying within the European Union. [AFP]

You may ask why Jesus would choose to demolish a plane from relatively Godly Uganda? There is the possibility that the plane was filled with sinners trying to flee from the Biblical Wrath of God as dictated by the Legislative Organs in Uganda. Why would these homersinners try to escape? It would have been much easier to repent by signing into an ex-gay program! But God cannot be fooled! He smites the cowards!



Job 11:20
But the eyes of the wicked shall fail, and they shall not escape, and their hope shall be as the giving up of the ghost.

Once again Jesus kicks the bejeezuz out of sinners. It's been a while since I actually had happy expectations regarding the New Year. Now I have. Praise Jesus!


Yours in Christ,
Elmer

Edit: Sister Joanna. The jellyfish you found might not be from the AsiaAirlines plane after all. They are now searching the island of Borneoh for the aircraft. Don't go there. The place is filled with savages.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Yes, it looks as though they've found it. The oddly-named head of the search, Bambang Soelistyo,has confirmed it:

God blessed us today. At 12:50 the air force Hercules found an object described as a shadow at the bottom of the sea in the form of a plane.

That's such an interesting indication of these people's total lack of understanding of what it means to be blessed by God. When He wishes to bless me, for example, He does so in a variety of small ways - a smile or a kind word from my husband, the birth of a baby boy - and of course in big ways, by giving me faith in His Holy love and the promise of eternity at the feet of Our Lord. I think I can say that He has never once "blessed" my family, or any True Christian™ of our acquaintance, by letting us find a load of bloated corpses floating in the sea.

Brother Elmer, there is no question of the boys going to Borneyo. Rule No. 1: never go anywhere that you can't point to on a map.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

They talk about found half-naked bodies.
I wonder what has been going on that plane.

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative...o-3084764.html

[Alvin Moss]

The Ugandites mentioned by Brother Elmer may be reaching out for God, but they are, in fact, Negroes. It is unwise to allow Negroes to operate any kind of machinery, especially airplanes, which may fall from the sky if not operated properly, as happened in this case.

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

The oddly-named head of the search, Bambang Soelistyo,has confirmed it:

The head of the search was named for the very sound the plane would have made? The Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways. Praise Him!

[Alvin Moss]

I believe that the question now, in as much as the Lord's will is now obvious, is: How in the world will we get all those Chinamen on airplanes and do they have enough room for everyone?

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

I believe that the question now, in as much as the Lord's will is now obvious, is: How in the world will we get all those Chinamen on airplanes and do they have enough room for everyone?

Well, the slogan of AirAsia is "Now everyone can fly", so it shouldn't be a problem.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

You know I'm surprised that this is even news. The asiatics don't value human life the way we normal people do. I spend plenty of time with them, so I know what I'm talking about.

You all should be thanking Jesus that I was spared.

[Elmer G. White]

Brethren.

A HORRENDOUS POSSIBILITY!

What if this was caused by the disappearance of the airline pilots? What if they were actually stealth Christians that had found Grace in the eyes of Jesus? What if...

...1 Thessalonians 4:17
Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

COULD THIS HAVE BEEN RAPTURE AND WE WERE LEFT BEHIND??!

This is too terrible to contemplate. We must seek for answers! The incident took place on December 29 around 7:24 am Singapore time. What if there were other people disappearing at the same time?! It seems that at least two teenagers were missing on that same day! They were "airlifted".

WAS THIS IT!? ARE WE TO FACE TRIBULATIONS?!?!

I'm sweating and palpitating. Did Jesus abandon us? Let us pray!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Don't worry Elmer.

Pastor Ezekiel is still here.

[Jim Farmer]

The only regular True Christian™ that I can think of who hasn't reported in since the disappearance of the aircraft is Mistress Cookie! Don't tell me she's been raptured, and we haven't Can anyone think of anyone else? Brother Creeser perhaps?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Brother Jim, Cookie hasn't reported in since long before this event and I think we all know who she is with, if not where she is. And as Marko says, Pastor Zeke is still here.

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

What if this was caused by the disappearance of the airline pilots? What if they were actually stealth Christians that had found Grace in the eyes of Jesus? What if...

One of them was French, so my husband says we can absolutely, definitely and for sure rule out any possibility that he was a Christian. And the other one's family have been heard reciting the Que'eran.

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

I'm sweating and palpitating. Did Jesus abandon us? Let us pray!

Courage, Brother Elmer! Proverbs 24:10.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

The only regular True Christian™ that I can think of who hasn't reported in since the disappearance of the aircraft is Mistress Cookie! Don't tell me she's been raptured, and we haven't Can anyone think of anyone else? Brother Creeser perhaps?

I am still worried. In the Toronto area at least two persons were reported missing on December 29 and there's been no update. According to my calculations, two is the maximum number of Raptured persons that we could expect in Canada, anyway. This would fit the Second Coming very well. The lack of updates means that they have not been found. I am praying fervently but I'm not sure if the usual warm feeling of Jesus' presence in my guts is there or not...

Could this be about me?!?!

Revelation 12:8 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.

I hope they will locate the bodies of the pilot VERY soon.That could provide SOME reassurance for us.

Jesus, help us!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Sarahlyn]

Praise The Lord for taking these disgusting unsaved homosexual Muslims down in this airplane. May they burn in the fiery depths of hell. As said in Revelation 21:8, "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death".

Glory, that God has done this great service to the world! It makes perfect sense that this has happened in Asia because we all know that America is the country of God and of the truth. We are in the end times and these non-believers are being punished.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Originally Posted by Sarahlyn

Praise The Lord for taking these disgusting unsaved homosexual Muslims down in this airplane. May they burn in the fiery depths of hell. As said in Revelation 21:8, "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death".

Glory, that God has done this great service to the world! It makes perfect sense that this has happened in Asia because we all know that America is the country of God and of the truth. We are in the end times and these non-believers are being punished.

These china people are not muslims. Muslims have some kind of bathrobe, these were naked like chinks usually are.

[Sarahlyn]

Ah, they are heathens all the same. I had assumed from the first post that they were. Thanks for clarifying though, Brother Marko. Praise The Lord that they got those dirty communist chinks before they could poison the world even more.

Certainly, if it were rapture, more Christians would be taken to the glories of heaven and they could not possibly be heathen chinks. I do pray that it is not though. I will pray that the bodies of them are recovered so we can be at peace that the rapture has not occurred.

[Alvin Moss]

I have studied the issue extensively, and I have learned a great deal about these Chinamen. First of all, there are many kinds of Chinamen. This came as a surprise to me and I am sure it is surprising to you as well. Some Chinamen run around near to nekid in shallow ponds where they grow rice and plant booby traps. Others live in the mountains where it is cold. Others shoot off rockets at the Japanese Chinamen and make bombs. Some worship statues of fat men, some worship rocks, some pray to Roman statues, some to ghosts and many are Muslims, though they lack camels.

The thing to remember is that all Chinamen are heathen and all are despised by the Lord God. It is difficult to know what they did to earn His anger, but it must have been serious. Now, they have to be subjected to His wrath and then they have to go to Hell for their sinful impertinence.