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Question 2009 Noble Prize Nominees - 10-16-2009, 08:07 AM

2009 Noble Prize Nominees: add them here!

Obama's theft of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize has shown the world the liberal bias of the Sweden-based Nobel Prizes. True Christians, however, have long known that the Nobel Prize was a tool used by the Swedes to export their socialism onto an unsuspecting world.

So, as a fair and balanced alternative to the Nobel Prize, we are proud to introduce the first edition of the Noble Prize. Please use this thread to recommend nominees.

Noble Peace Prize:

Dick Cheney
Erik Prince (CEO, Blackwater/Xe)

Noble Prize for Psychology

James Dobson (Focus on the Family)

Noble Prize for Economics

Tough call! Pretty much all of Wall Street, who are the only people these days making money, and therefore producing wealth. Also Henry Paulson, for his ingenious bailouts that made all that wealth creation possible.

Noble Prize for Chemistry

The good folks at Metholidical Labs inc. for their innovations in child's cough syrup, military-grade calmative agents, and many undisclosed products.

Noble Prize for Geology

Sarah Palin, for her "Drill Baby Drill" theory of renewing "nonrenewable" resources

Noble Prize for Mathematics

Whoever discovered the National Debt late last January. What a revelation!

Noble Prize for Genetics

So many brilliant creation scientists to choose from. Where do I start?

Any other categories?

Please recommend them.


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