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Angry BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! - 02-16-2011, 08:21 PM

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

As we all know, one of the main objectives of modern monkey-worshiping medical scientists is to brainwash hapless women into disobeying the Bible, God and their husbands.

There are several ways they do this: for example, psychiatrists unanimously promote the demonic notions of Freudian psychology, instead of the Biblical Truth™: demonic possession makes people act weird. That’s how it is, folks.

Today, however, I want to talk about childbirth anaesthesia. It is a shockingly common practice at hospitals nowadays to alleviate the pain of a woman in childbirth using anaesthetics. This, however, is utterly demonic and reprehensible, and an act of rebellion against God.

Why is this? Well, after Eve caused the Fall of Man, God says to her:

Genesis 3:16:
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

That is right: women should suffer great pains during childbirth: it is God’s punishment upon the female gender for bringing sin into the world! Let us pause a moment to say thanks to the Lord for His Divine Love and Justice!

Psalm 48:9-14:
We have thought of thy lovingkindness, O God, in the midst of thy temple.
According to thy name, O God, so is thy praise unto the ends of the earth: thy right hand is full of righteousness.
Let mount Zion rejoice, let the daughters of Judah be glad, because of thy judgments.
Walk about Zion, and go round about her: tell the towers thereof.
Mark ye well her bulwarks, consider her palaces; that ye may tell it to the generation following.
For this God is our God for ever and ever: he will be our guide even unto death.


Right, let's continue. As always, the Bible is crystal clear on this:

Isaiah 26:15-18:
Thou hast increased the nation, O LORD, thou hast increased the nation: thou art glorified: thou hadst removed it far unto all the ends of the earth.
LORD, in trouble have they visited thee, they poured out a prayer when thy chastening was upon them.
Like as a woman with child, that draweth near the time of her delivery, is in pain, and crieth out in her pangs; so have we been in thy sight, O LORD.
We have been with child, we have been in pain, we have as it were brought forth wind; we have not wrought any deliverance in the earth; neither have the inhabitants of the world fallen.

This verse, which is taken from one of Isaiah’s prophecies about Judah, says the people have been in the Sight of the Lord “as a woman in childbirth,” which confirms that God sees women suffering when bearing children, and that He is watching every time His Just Punishment upon womankind springs into action again.

Another confirmation that God wants women to be in pain:

Micah 4:10:
Be in pain, and labour to bring forth, O daughter of Zion, like a woman in travail: for now shalt thou go forth out of the city, and thou shalt dwell in the field, and thou shalt go even to Babylon; there shalt thou be delivered; there the LORD shall redeem thee from the hand of thine enemies.

Of course, childbirth isn’t actually that much of a punishment, according to Jesus, as He says:

John 16:20-22:
Verily, verily, I say unto you, That ye shall weep and lament, but the world shall rejoice: and ye shall be sorrowful, but your sorrow shall be turned into joy.
A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered of the child, she remembereth no more the anguish, for joy that a man is born into the world.
And ye now therefore have sorrow: but I will see you again, and your heart shall rejoice, and your joy no man taketh from you.

When a son is born to a woman, she should forget her pains, as she is supposed to thank God for the birth of a son. In other words: stop whining. Be glad that God didn’t make you barren, as He did to so many women in the Bible (Genesis 16:1, Genesis 25:28, Genesis 29:31, 1 Samuel 1:5, etc.)!

According to Paul, unbelievers cannot escape from sudden destruction, like women cannot escape from travail during childbirth:

1 Thessalonians 5:1-3:
But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.
For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.
For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

Also, Paul reminds us once again that women brought evil into this world, and that therefore, the pains of childbirth, which is her punishment, shall also be her salvation:

1 Timothy 2:13-15:
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

The first occurrence of using a painkiller to alleviate the rightful suffering of a woman during childbirth occurred was the case of Euphanie Macalyane, who was provided with a medical remedy by Agnes Sampson, a midwife and a witch. True Christian™ King James (yes, that’s the King James, of 1611 King James Bible fame), upon hearing this, burned Macalyane alive for her rebellion. Thank God for King James!

However, things started really going to Hell with god-mocking scientist James Baker Simpson, once living in Scotland, now burning in Hell. He was the first to apply chloroform as an analgesic for childbearing women. Probably, his affinity for narcotic substances started with drinking huge amounts of booze, as Scottish people are prone to do.

Anyway, when he tried to force this method upon all women in his country, there were many True Christians™ who opposed this demonic practice. They sent a short note to all doctors in the country, warning them for this satanic practice:

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To all seeming, Satan wishes to help suffering women but the upshot will be the collapse of society, for the fear of the Lord which depends upon the petitions of the afflicted will be destroyed.

Source: "Triumph Over Pain" by Rene Fuelop-Miller, pages 324-341

I could hardly have said it better myself: using anaesthetics during childbirth will eventually result in the collapse of society, as the fear of the Lord, the basis of all morality, is kept alive by pain and suffering, like that which occurs during childbirth.

Finally, all diseases and physical and mental troubles ultimately come from God, as He is the one who sends plagues:

Exodus 4:11:
And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

Leviticus 26:16:
I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.


As well as all other evils:

Isaiah 45:7:
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

So, any attempt to fight the diseases that God created is a direct attack upon Him. And the Bible warns us for such behaviour:

Isaiah 45:9:
Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?


To conclude, I hope I can count on the support of all of you in our attempt to ban this demonic practice from our Godly Country. God meant women to suffer, as a reminder of their guilty conscience in the whole Tree-of-Knowledge fiasco. Alleviating their pain is evil and demonic. Live with it. It’s what God says in the Bible.

Yours in Christ,

True Disciple


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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