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There Came a Mighty Shout! -
07-31-2015, 01:48 PM
I was awakened this morning by a mighty shout. It was accompanied by the sound of trumpets. I am going to investigate as soon as I brush my teeth. I wouldn't want to meet Jesus with morning mouth. Did anyone else hear it?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: There Came a Mighty Shout! -
07-31-2015, 02:07 PM
Great disappointment in these parts this morning. The tumult turned out to be Mrs. Carpenter, come up from Poteet to have her hair professionally bleached. She was driving up and down the street, shouting obscenities, gnashing her teeth, trying to run over the children riding their bicycles and honking her horn. She is not a Christian, that Mrs. Carpenter.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: There Came a Mighty Shout! -
07-31-2015, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Great disappointment in these parts this morning. The tumult turned out to be Mrs. Carpenter, come up from Poteet to have her hair professionally bleached. She was driving up and down the street, shouting obscenities, gnashing her teeth, trying to run over the children riding their bicycles and honking her horn. She is not a Christian, that Mrs. Carpenter.
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Just like satan to signal a false alarm...sorry to hear the enemy yanked your chain, brother Moss.
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Re: There Came a Mighty Shout! -
07-31-2015, 09:21 PM
Really, these women have enough money to get their hair bleached (yuck!) but no class whatsoever.
I assume she rents her house. Do we know who owns it and whether they would be willing to sell at above market value? Because the problem of Mrs Johnson was eventually solved that way.
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Re: There Came a Mighty Shout! -
08-01-2015, 04:13 AM
Women shouldn't be allowed to drive. Especially non-Christian women.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: There Came a Mighty Shout! -
08-02-2015, 01:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Great disappointment in these parts this morning. The tumult turned out to be Mrs. Carpenter, come up from Poteet to have her hair professionally bleached. She was driving up and down the street, shouting obscenities, gnashing her teeth, trying to run over the children riding their bicycles and honking her horn. She is not a Christian, that Mrs. Carpenter.
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I have to be a little careful, being in local politics, about what I repeat to others concerning people in Freehold. I can tell you this, there has been talk about this woman.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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