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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 01:13 PM

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*it's spelled "Catholic", not Catlic. Sheesh, is there no limit to ignorance?
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 01:16 PM

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You always start a sentence with a capital letter. And secondly it´s spelled "Catlic", just as Dewitt correctly wrote.

Ignorant eskimo, you truly make me feel so much more ashamed of our heretic nation called Finland.

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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 01:17 PM

Main religion in Finland still is Christianity. That has not always been like that. We were a pagan people until 15th century when total reformation was implemented. Sad but true the Lutherians gave Finnish people two choises: Believe our God or die. Well that's just not cool. If religion cannot get any followers without forcing, that is a bad religion. And for Talipallo's quote: he didn't say that he is Jesus. He just said that Jesus had long hair, so what is so bad in having a long hair?
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I'm a Finnish guy and I find this post little offending. I'm now 27-years-old and I watched moomins lots when I was young. There's not any other childrens animated series which teaches tolerance, goodness, respect and understanding better than moomins.
Katjacktopoopy, weird name, can I just call you Sam, great.
Now Sam, why watch a perverted pron animated TV show? If you want to teach you children tolerance, goodness, respect and understanding, read to them from the Holy KJV1611.


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First of all: Moomintroll and Snorkmaiden haven't fornicated. What kind of animation for children would that be? It'd be sick! They - yes - sleep together, but that's just innocent. And if you define openly sexual relationship if they hug or kisses other's cheeks you are so living in the box. They are more like a brother and sister. I've slept with dozen of women without any other agenda than getting some sleep.
Sam we don't need to read about you sexual conquests with your brother and sister(SICK). As far as the dozens of Finish Whores you have slept with, God will send you to hell for that.



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Well I'm an atheist AND I'm able do that. Sorry for you if you are not. Who's perverted now? Second of all: Eskimos/Inuites doesn't live in Finland. They don't even live in Scandinavia. They live in Greenland and in parts of northern Canada. I don't understand how you define "living in satan's pocket" but if it means that they believe in more peaceful god(s) than your's, maybe that's true - for you. (BTW the guy on this post who has aquired boxing gloves and the jail icons has really been true worshipper.. Jailed for god! If your god makes you to beat random people, break the law and be prisoned, what that tells people of your god?)
I am getting sick and tired of pointing out that you people are wrong about not being Eskimos. Its not that hard to understand, unless you are a full blown retard.
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And thrid: Why the murderous attitude towards Japanese people? Every forum and every post in U.S sites are full of pearl harbour this, pearl harbour that. Ok there was killed 2,000-3,000 U.S soldiers and that is very unfortunate and sad. But the reason for this massacre was in hands of one person only, the emperor of Japan. The Japanese soldiers was merely forced to go there and do those things. And there was U.S soldiers there and soldiers, well, they die in action now and then. Whattabout the two nukes that U.S.A dropped into Japan? That killed 200,000 Civiles in one year. Wouldn't that be enough already?
My opinion is that some users on this forum is so prejudiced and closed minded that they don't know much about goodness. Only bad and horrible things, which they disguise as God's will.
Give me replies and talk about this. Seriously
Sam, did we ask the stinking yellow skinned Japs to attack us? NO we did not. Are you saying that we have no right to defend ourselves? Yes you are! God gave the Americans the vision and intelligence to invent the atom bomb. If God did not want us to use it why did he help us to invent it? All we did was help Jesus send 200,000 Japs to hell, what is so wrong with that?
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 01:22 PM

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Is all you say truly your view on "tolerance, goodness, respect and understanding" you've learned from the bible?
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 01:24 PM

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googel " Catlic" or "catlik" and tell Me a Results yuo recieve plz
What is "googel" Are you one of those nigra-eskimos who live in the sinful city of Helsinki? You sure do sound like one of those ignorant rapists.

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Is all you say truly your view on "tolerance, goodness, respect and understanding" you've learned from the bible?
Well is sure as hell ain't from watching the Moomins. You need to get right with Jesus. God gave mankind the Holy Bible, read and follow the directions.
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We were a pagan people until 15th century when total reformation was implemented. Sad but true the Lutherians gave Finnish people two choises: Believe our God or die. Well that's just not cool.
Instead of hanging around in bars, you should have paid some attention to your education. There had been Catliks in Finland at least from 12th century, and there still were only Catliks in 15th century. Would have been quite interesting to have Lutherans then as Martin Luther wrote his theses in early 16th century.

It makes little difference in the end though. Both Lutherans and Catliks will burn in hell.
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Katjacktopoopy, weird name, can I just call you Sam, great.
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Now Sam, why watch a perverted pron animated TV show? If you want to teach you children tolerance, goodness, respect and understanding, read to them from the Holy KJV1611.
Because the Bible teaches people to be violent racists, and is pro-slavery. Everyone who has read the Bible knows that.


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Sam we don't need to read about you sexual conquests with your brother and sister(SICK). As far as the dozens of Finish Whores you have slept with, God will send you to hell for that.
Again, there's nothing sexual, if not having sexual relation. I will not go to hell as will no one else, because there is not such place. Still I'm a good person, I help people in need. I don't need any book to tell me what's good and what's bad. That's only for the dummies who can't think of themselves or for those who has done something really bad and need a redemption.


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I am getting sick and tired of pointing out that you people are wrong about not being Eskimos. Its not that hard to understand, unless you are a full blown retard.
Jailed for Jesus, yes sometimes we are persecuted for being Godly Christians.
Where's your facts about we being eskimos? Links please (not baptist site links thank you, but those that doesn't lie to people). And what's wrong with eskimos? What have they done to you, Jane?


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Sam, did we ask the stinking yellow skinned Japs to attack us? NO we did not. Are you saying that we have no right to defend ourselves? Yes you are! God gave the Americans the vision and intelligence to invent the atom bomb. If God did not want us to use it why did he help us to invent it? All we did was help Jesus send 200,000 Japs to hell, what is so wrong with that?
Nice. This rests my case. Your God Wants you to kill people. That's so embarrasing...
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Instead of hanging around in bars, you should have paid some attention to your education. There had been Catliks in Finland at least from 12th century, and there still were only Catliks in 15th century. Would have been quite interesting to have Lutherans then as Martin Luther wrote his theses in early 16th century.

It makes little difference in the end though. Both Lutherans and Catliks will burn in hell.
If we just stop this "who will burn in hell"-thing because we already know that only true baptists will go to heaven. LOL.

Yes there were *Catholics in Finland, but they were little in numbers.

But why all the rage? Why you hate so many people? Who told you to hate? Is that really Gods will?
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If we just stop this "who will burn in hell"-thing because we already know that only true baptists will go to heaven. LOL.

Yes there were *Catholics in Finland, but they were little in numbers.

But why all the rage? Why you hate so many people? Who told you to hate? Is that really Gods will?
Oh I see, you try to take attention away from the fact you don't even know your own history by calling "Why so much hate" crap.

So back to the issue. Care to explain how Lutherans gave Finnish people two choises: Believe our God or die in 15th century Finland?
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... Believe our God or die. Well that's just not cool. If religion cannot get any followers without forcing, that is a bad religion.
You took the words right out of my mouth.

Now, young Eskimo, you still can save your soul. You need to unlearn the evil Moomin teachings and the untrue Lutheric dogma. Open your heart to Jesus Christ, read the Bible and pray the LORD. That's the only way. 2 Chronicles 20:20

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If we just stop this "who will burn in hell"-thing because we already know that only true baptists will go to heaven. LOL.
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Yes there were *Catholics in Finland, but they were little in numbers.
So my Brother proved that you where wrong. And yet you still deny being a Eskimo. Denial is not a river in Egypt.


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But why all the rage? Why you hate so many people? Who told you to hate? Is that really Gods will?
What rage, if you find any rage contained in the pages of posts on this forum, its from God Mockers and Hell bound sinners and lets not forget atheists.
The same goes for hate.

I think the real question is this. Why do you hate Jesus?
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Once a pagan always a pagan...

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Now, young Eskimo, you still can save your soul. You need to unlearn the evil Moomin teachings and the untrue Lutheric dogma. Open your heart to Jesus Christ, read the Bible and pray the LORD. That's the only way. 2 Chronicles 20:20

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Oh well.. every human being was pagan before the bible was written -by man.

Lutherians believe in Jesus Christ and is based on the evangelions of new testament.

If I wanted to turn religolous it would most probably be Buddhism, because they don't openly kill people in the name of god.
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If I wanted to turn religolous it would most probably be Buddhism, because they don't openly kill people in the name of god.
Of course not, since they don´t have a God. They believe in some abomination and are going straight to hell. There is only one God and one true religion!

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Care to explain how Lutherans gave Finnish people two choises: Believe our God or die in 15th century Finland?
What, no answer? Well let me enlighten you Kaljatuoppi. I could not have happened in 15th century, as your King Gustav Vasa reformed your county only in 16th century, 1527 if I remember correctly.

Do you even know what century you are living now?

Anyway, it was my pleasure to teach you about your history.
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 02:17 PM

I'm very sorry if I have given the wrong expression of me. I don't hate Jesus. He was really a good person. He liked everybody. He helped everybody. And he forgived everybody, even he's betrayers and the people who killed him. I think at that time there was not any person like him who would have been as tolerant and understanding.
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 02:24 PM

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What, no answer? Well let me enlighten you Kaljatuoppi. I could not have happened in 15th century, as your King Gustav Vasa reformed your county only in 16th century, 1527 if I remember correctly.

Do you even know what century you are living now?

Anyway, it was my pleasure to teach you about your history.
No need to thank me.


Yours in Christ,

Alphonse
Sorry my bad! I meant the 16th century There's a language and expression barrier between english and finnish.
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 02:30 PM

Ok, so I have been reading this thread with great interest and my sides are sore from laughter. I have heard of extremists before but you guys and gals really take the cake!

I am interested to know, what makes those of you who are constantly making racist remarks (looking especially at you ''I-Hate-Juice'') think that you will get into any sort of positive after life with so much hate coursing through you. Surely it is God's position to judge people (as individuals and not as races or countries) and decide their fate, not yours.

I would also like to point out that Finns are not Scandinavian. The countries that make up Scandinavia (Greenland, norway, Sweden etc) are Scandinavian because they speak an English/Germanic language. Finns do not, although Finland is quite often mistaken as being apart of Scandinavia as they used to be a part of the Swedish Empire many moons ago.

As for being Seal clubbers, Canada is now the only country in the world that still has laws aiding in the cruel hunting of baby seals for fur. Import, export and production of seal products was banned throughout Europe in mid 2009.

As far as being ''eskimos'' (another racist term used for inuits) they are far and few between these days. You certainly won't find them in Lapland (North of Sweden, norway, Russia and Finland) but rather closer to your home in America, Alaska. They are rapidly dying out though as their homes are literally melting from beneath their feet. But lets not discuss a real issue such as a dying race of people because evil hippos from the firey underworld is far more of an issue.

As far as the Moomins go. Each person is entitled to their opinion I suppose and I do love a good conspiracy theory but c'mon. If you can lump the moomins into a satanic category then you could lump any cartoon, comic, movie, book or story in there (Snow White and the seven dwarfs would really shake your bacon!). The Moomins teach the values of sharing what you own with those around you and accepting one another of their physical appearence, beliefs, dress sense and what have you. Someone said that the devil has made them look cute and fluffy (although I am yet to spot a fluffy hippo!) to lure young ones towards them. Does that mean that I cannot trust dogs? or cats? or baby seals? They poop in public and pee on cars, they are cute and fluffy therefore MUST be a tool of the devil trying to lure our children into public defication and rubbing butts across the carpets!

Wow! An essay!

I hope your all as passionate towards a charity of some kind as you are towards your faith.
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Default Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine - 03-29-2011, 02:37 PM

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I'm very sorry if I have given the wrong expression of me. I don't hate Jesus. He was really a good person. He liked everybody. He helped everybody. And he forgived everybody, even he's betrayers and the people who killed him. I think at that time there was not any person like him who would have been as tolerant and understanding.
Mr. Kaljat, thinking that you love Jesus and having a high opinion of Him is a good start but you still need Righteous Guidance for obvious reasons. Please read the on-line ceremonies that are available in the Landover Babtist Church's website, study the Bible and above all pray the LORD. Remember that your mind is still contaminated with Lutheric worshipping which is, sad to say, one of the Apostacy sects.

Let the clensing begin by repenting the following of your false Lutheric preachers and try to purify your mind of the evil Moomin influences. Stop smoking and reduce the amount of non-holified wine your consume.


I will pray for you,

Loce and Peace, Jack


"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson
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