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Default Communism Strikes Again. - 04-18-2017, 01:39 PM
I am the devil of communism. We don't actually have any churches in the USSR, because we don't have a religion. However we do want to learn so much more about your religion. Even if everyone goes to hell it would still be nice to hear what good people sound like. So please welcome me to this forum where I'll learn all about what this baptist church is about.. Deuteronomy 20:10-14
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Default Re: Communism Strikes Again. - 04-18-2017, 01:42 PM
Well umm. As a Republican Christian who believes communism is stupid. It's hard to welcome you here. However people can always accept Jesus into their heart if they just try.

So my question for you is. Why do you want to learn more about us in the first place when all you do is slander lies around to an entire nation? But if you can prove to me you're truly loving and caring of others and show what the bible is really about. Then I'll give you credit. USSR...


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Default Re: Communism Strikes Again. - 04-18-2017, 01:48 PM
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I am the devil of communism. We don't actually have any churches in the USSR, because we don't have a religion. However we do want to learn so much more about your religion. Even if everyone goes to hell it would still be nice to hear what good people sound like. So please welcome me to this forum where I'll learn all about what this baptist church is about.. Deuteronomy 20:10-14

Hello Miss Onion,


Welcome. That's all for now, except to tell you to get your facts right. There are plenty of "Churches" in what is now the former Soviet Union. Even when it was intact there were still "Churches". Also I would like to say that I hope you find Jesus while you are here.


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Default Re: Communism Strikes Again. - 04-18-2017, 02:28 PM
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I am the devil of communism. We don't actually have any churches in the USSR, because we don't have a religion. However we do want to learn so much more about your religion. Even if everyone goes to hell it would still be nice to hear what good people sound like. So please welcome me to this forum where I'll learn all about what this baptist church is about.. Deuteronomy 20:10-14

Friend, you are wrong about everything you said. First of all, the Soviet Union failed like all the other accursed socialist paradises the world has seen. There is no longer a Soviet Union. Further, the place is full of churches. They're not Christian churches, but we are working on that.


Why don't you tell us more about how it is that Jesus scooped you up like so much dog dung on the sidewalk and directed you to this site, that you may be saved.

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Default Re: Communism Strikes Again. - 04-19-2017, 01:20 AM
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IWe don't actually have any churches in the USSR, because we don't have a religion.
Uh, hi, sweetie.

Did you just wake up realizing that you accidentally slept through a quarter of a century?

You have a lot of catching up to do, sweetie! While Russian Federation is still governed by KGB agents, they changed a lot of names and they are in love with the Orthodox church now:




On this picture, the ruler of Russia is getting ready to kiss an Orthodox bishop in the mouth.

Excuse me while I go away to throw up.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Default Re: Communism Strikes Again. - 04-19-2017, 03:31 AM
Welcome my friend. Please be aware that americans are no longer afraid of us. I guess they are wrong, but they look at us and laugh.

They are afraid of the muslims, because the muslims like to blow up and go to some weird paradise.


I guess you missed the portion of history where all the prophecies by Trostky were confirmed and the Soviet Union became a capitalist country under the guidance of former KGB leader Vladimir Putin. I remember a movie, "Goodbye Lenin" where something similar happened. Watch it, it's good.


While you are here, nevertheless, we can chat about the Permanent Revolution, how Nationalism killed the communist countries and how the only solution for China and North Korea is to overthrow their rulers and focus again in people's rule.


Or we can study the Bible so this crazy Baptists don't go full mad.

Acts 2:44-45
44 And all that believed were together, and had all things common;
45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.
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Default Re: Communism Strikes Again. - 04-19-2017, 04:04 AM
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Or we can study the Bible so this crazy Baptists don't go full mad.
Do whatever you like, hell-bound heathen. Just don't even think about venturing into that liberation theology crap.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Bible Re: Communism Strikes Again. - 04-20-2017, 12:49 AM
Welcome friend! I think you are terribly mistaken about a lack of religion in Russia. My pal Paul Manafort, Pastor Zeke and I have struck many deals while having a brandy with several Church Leaders while incorporating the province of True Christianity™.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Jesus Re: Communism Strikes Again. - 04-20-2017, 01:09 PM
As my sweet and rugged friend Brother Jim Farmer will attest, the sight of homer activity gets my blood boiling. The picture Sister Basilissa posted of two men preparing to kiss is semi-pornographic. I won't describe the thoughts I had while viewing that smut, but anyone who truly knows me can imagine what they were.


As a red-blooded, virile, handsome and intelligent American male, I denounce communism as an idealology and as a way of life. The American capitalizationist system, which allows the wealthy to provide for the livelihood of the smelly poor, has endured for billions of years and has been proven to work best. As long as people aren't lazy and try to live off the government, rich people do well and create minimum wage jobs so the rest of the people can get by. This is ok with Jesus. (Matthew 26:11)


So, I reject the scourgation that is communism and exalt and embrace the capitalizationist way that is the very hallmark of true liberty and freedom. With our beloved President Trump, capitalism will soar to higher heights. If that creates a gap between rich and poor, so be it. Let the poor raise themselves up just as I did after Dad gave me access to my trust fund.


Remember, communist visitor, this is a site where we praise our JESUS and while we wish for you to find Salvation®, we also expect you to respect this forum where you are free to state your opinions as long as they are in line with the Bible and with what a Godly man would espouse.


COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev. 22:12)
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Jesus Re: Communism Strikes Again. - 05-04-2017, 01:31 AM
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We don't actually have any churches in the USSR, because we don't have a religion.
Under President Putin, 200 churches have been built in the Moscow region alone. Russians love their Holy Orthodox church and their national anthem.

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