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Default North Korea Update: Crazed Chinaman Vows To Blow Up America! - 04-21-2017, 12:54 AM

Some kind of lunatic Chinaman over in Korea has promised to make a "Super Mighty Preemptive Strike" against America and he says he's going to burn us all to ashes. His name is Kim Jong Un and he is in charge of all the North Korean Chinamen. Now, there's always been a few tribal chiefs who want to brandish their spears at us and maybe take a few pot shots at the Marines as their last act on Earth, but this Chinaman seems to have some atomic bombs. This is a horse of a different color.

Am I the only one who sees that we are either going to have to blow up North Korea and soon or suffer the consequences? I think we need to get over there and distribute our own atomic bombs among those Chinamen before it's too late.

God's word on the matter: Matthew 26:52- Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.

This all seems pretty clear to me.


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