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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:05 PM

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Anyone who defies one of God's rules is as good as dead and hellbound already.
Exodus 35:2 in a nutshell. "Anyone who works on a Sunday should die".

THEN GO OUT AND KILL ANYONE WORKING ON A SUNDAY. GO DO IT NOW, GOD TOLD YOU TO. DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT'S IMMORAL. IT'S WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE!
IF YOU DO NOT KILL THEM THEN YOU ARE GOING AGAINST GODS WORDS AND YOU ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD, AND HELL BOUND ALREADY!!!!!
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:07 PM

Don't summarise and leave out parts if you don't know whether or not they're essential, which you can't possibly know sinds it's God's way.
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Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.
Or in other words: the people that don't honour that command will be damned, and thus killed in a spiritual sense. Their life will be empty without guidance from the Lord.
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:08 PM

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Exodus 35:2 in a nutshell. "Anyone who works on a Sunday should die".

THEN GO OUT AND KILL ANYONE WORKING ON A SUNDAY. GO DO IT NOW, GOD TOLD YOU TO. DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT'S IMMORAL. IT'S WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE!
IF YOU DO NOT KILL THEM THEN YOU ARE GOING AGAINST GODS WORDS AND YOU ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD, AND HELL BOUND ALREADY!!!!!
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Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
Romans 13:3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Romans 13:5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
Romans 13:6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
We are also required to obey secular law too friend. Until we change secular law to God's law you can not kill people breaking the Sabbath. If you were a real Christian you would know that allready.



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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:10 PM

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i am a walking dog, you won't tell me how too live my live with your lies comming from a cult such as yours.
o editing my post i see, you don't accept the fact that every1 are gods?

du bist gerecht ein Kind einer schmutzigen Nutte jüdisch, whoever edited my post
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:14 PM

Und wir probiern besser zu sein wie den Rest durch Deutsch zu sprechen?
Damn, way too long ago since I had German. Point is, stop trying to be special by typing in another language, showoff.
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:15 PM

sinon , c'est quoi tu va faire? me lancer la foudre de dieu? ahah
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:16 PM

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Don't summarise and leave out parts if you don't know whether or not they're essential, which you can't possibly know sinds it's God's way.

Or in other words: the people that don't honour that command will be damned, and thus killed in a spiritual sense. Their life will be empty without guidance from the Lord.
I had the entire passage in another thread.


Anyways, are you saying that we should interpret the Bible any way we see fit? Or should we take it literally?if we interpret it in any way we see fit, then any scripture can be modified enough to still sound original, but had a totally different meaning. If you modify it, then you are also modifying Gods words. Taking the Bible literally would make more sense than figuratively. If we take it figuratively then it is only a story, as much as Alice in Wonderland. Literally, the Bible is exact and can not be modified, and thusly can be followed to a tee.

So which are you going to do? Modify it to fit your needs and beliefs, or keep it intact and believe and wholeheartedly follow the commands and stories laid out?
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:17 PM

Je l'ai déjà dis, arrête d'essayer de te prophiler d'un tel façon. Il y a des autres gens qui sont polyglots aussi...
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:17 PM

You have just recieved 1,000 infraction points for NOT speaking GODLY American.

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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:28 PM

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You have just recieved 1,000 infraction points for NOT speaking GODLY American.

How many times do I have to tell you, this is GOD's Favorite Forum™ and he prefers GODLY American!
this is where you fails, like i said before how can you know that, he comes to your house to talk with you? He send you some emails? seriously you sound retarded as a goldfish

appolyon in this language you fail badly , it is my main one and you a grammar less bastard in it.

and woman do like your stupid religion of yours tell you, go do the kitchen and clean the house. ... stupid religions
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:28 PM

Bobby-Joe summarised it fairly well.
I apologise, Sister BibleThumpingBlonde, I was just trying to teach him a lesson in his own language.
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:37 PM

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You have just recieved 1,000 infraction points for NOT speaking GODLY American.

How many times do I have to tell you, this is GOD's Favorite Forum™ and he prefers GODLY American!

You really think that God would actually like a forum with some people that are sent by Satan(as alot of people have called us) tainting it.
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:43 PM

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appolyon in this language you fail badly , it is my main one and you a grammar less bastard in it.
It's my third language here, and you'll excuse me for knowing a lingua franca like English better than French. Ce que ne veut pas dire que je ne te comprends pas, et ma grammaire française est beaucoup plus correcte que ta grammaire anglaise.

(Which doesn't mean I can't understand you, and my French grammar is a lot more correct than your English grammar.)
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:44 PM

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It's my third language here, and you'll excuse me for knowing a lingua franca like English better than French. Ce que ne veut pas dire que je ne te comprends pas, et ma grammaire française est beaucoup plus correcte que ta grammaire anglaise.

(Which doesn't mean I can't understand you, and my French grammar is a lot more correct than your English grammar.)
duh, considering the fact that i am born french
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:47 PM

lol not really , you speak french way badder than I speak english sorry
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:48 PM

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At least I'm comprehensible, but let's not turn this in to a vendetta.
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:51 PM

You got 4 grammars errors in the setence you wrote. Can you find one in the sentence i am writting at the moment?
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 09:53 PM

Name them, please.
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 10:00 PM

Ok, the sentence that I have written up there contain one error, my ''i'' isn't capitalized. For the sentence that you have written in french, the four errors are: next to ''je'' you need ''te'', ''déja'' doesn't takes an ''à'', it isn't ''d'un'', but ''d'une'' if you want that your sentence makes sense, and finaly, ''gens'' doesn't works properly there, you need to write ''personnes''.
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Default Re: why?? - 03-02-2007, 10:00 PM

Come on Children.
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