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hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 01:37 AM
hello so i'll talk about myself.first i'm a french 18 years old boy and I'm very happy because i have discovered that beautiful forum
i'll tell the truth.in fact i was before agnostic.i didn't really care about God.
i was the shame of my proud Christian Family.
But thanks to my brother,he showed me that forum and it was like a great slap on my face.i tried to deny it but i couldn't. now i know that God exist and i am 100% sure that jesus is my savior.
if i was agnostic, it's because i had an hard childhood.my mother and my father died when i was 12. so i lived with my brother.
now if i login it's because i've a question.my brother was married to a woman but he died recently(he had Cancer)he had no sons and no daughters.
that mean now i should follow God's Word's in Deuteronomy 25:5–6 ?
but there is a Problem with my brother's wife.... she is 35
i told you i've became a real Christian just recently....
so i know i should do it but it's just that i didn't expect that.
i'm 18 so it's the legal age to get married in France.
so please help me and tell me if i should marry with her
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 01:46 AM
Welcome!
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now if i login it's because i've a question.my brother was married to a woman but he died recently(he had Cancer)he had no sons and no daughters
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You have been lied to. Cancer is a hoax people use to get free drugs. He probably died from an overdose.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 01:56 AM
i knew that. i didn't wanted to precise it but in fact he took drugs against his will.some "friends" betrayed him.of course in the hospital the doctor said he had cancer....
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 04:29 AM
Welcome to God's favorite forum, Francois. How often do you Frenchies commit sodomy on each other? I've heard it's mandatory in schools over there.
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 11:43 AM
Hey there Ekulio, welcome aboard! To answer your question, YES, you should marry your dead brother's wife. She may only have a few childbearing years left in her, so it's crucial that you get her pregnant as soon as humanly possible.
PROTIP: Once you're married, both of you should shower once a day, just like we do here in America. I guarantee this will really help you get "in the mood" when it comes to making babies!
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 12:05 PM
Hi Ekulio,
Welcome to the forum, I'm glad to see you refudiating agnosticism and accepting Jesus.
I have a few questions thought:
- How often the average French lady shower her cooter (douche)?
- How do you feel about an American invasion of France, assuming America will bring Freedom and Jesus to France?
- How much do the French government pay for every mad cow that is transported a distance equal to back and forth to the moon?
- When lazy French farmers protest against government not raising handouts for useless transports of mad cows, do you urge them to refudiate and start working?
Sincerely in Christ, Lukas
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ekulio
hello so i'll talk about myself.first i'm a french 18 years old boy and I'm very happy because i have discovered that beautiful forum
i'll tell the truth.in fact i was before agnostic.i didn't really care about God.
i was the shame of my proud Christian Family.
But thanks to my brother,he showed me that forum and it was like a great slap on my face.i tried to deny it but i couldn't. now i know that God exist and i am 100% sure that jesus is my savior.
if i was agnostic, it's because i had an hard childhood.my mother and my father died when i was 12. so i lived with my brother.
now if i login it's because i've a question.my brother was married to a woman but he died recently(he had Cancer)he had no sons and no daughters.
that mean now i should follow God's Word's in Deuteronomy 25:5–6 ?
but there is a Problem with my brother's wife.... she is 35
i told you i've became a real Christian just recently....
so i know i should do it but it's just that i didn't expect that.
i'm 18 so it's the legal age to get married in France.
so please help me and tell me if i should marry with her
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Only 35? She still has many childbearing years ahead of her. My own mother (RIP Mama!) had her last child at 58.
God said "be fruitful and multiply" (Gen 1:28) and said nothing about age restrictions.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Only 35? She still has many childbearing years ahead of her. My own mother (RIP Mama!) had her last child at 58.
God said "be fruitful and multiply" (Gen 1:28) and said nothing about age restrictions.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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You're absolutely correct. Liebrals, Keynesians, socialists and other atheists have made up so much lies about "you should do X at the age of Y" without any support in Scripture. That way, they make people worship the Clock instead of God.
Sincerely in Christ, Lukas
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 12:33 PM
Wait. I have to ask you something. Did you know that the french word for "university" is "fuc"?
It is a dirty word and you should be ashamed! I would never send my kids to something that has such a name.
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 12:42 PM
Most Francians don't bother with education. How much learning do you need to eat snails and collaborate with communist German nazis?
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Wait. I have to ask you something. Did you know that the french word for "university" is "fuc"?
It is a dirty word and you should be ashamed! I would never send my kids to something that has such a name.
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Didn't you know. Universities are just for atheists to screw arround and party all the time sinning against God. Maybe that's why the french word for it is "fuc". hmm
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-28-2012, 08:14 PM
Quote:
Hi Ekulio,
Welcome to the forum, I'm glad to see you refudiating agnosticism and accepting Jesus.
I have a few questions thought:
- How often the average French lady shower her cooter (douche)?
- How do you feel about an American invasion of France, assuming America will bring Freedom and Jesus to France?
- How much do the French government pay for every mad cow that is transported a distance equal to back and forth to the moon?
- When lazy French farmers protest against government not raising handouts for useless transports of mad cows, do you urge them to refudiate and start working?
Sincerely in Christ, Lukas
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well i'll answer:
1)everyday i think
2)i would be so happy !!!! because france now is muslim.
3)well i don't know
4)yes of course
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Wait. I have to ask you something. Did you know that the french word for "university" is "fuc"?
It is a dirty word and you should be ashamed! I would never send my kids to something that has such a name.
Didn't you know. Universities are just for atheists to screw arround and party all the time sinning against God. Maybe that's why the french word for it is "fuc". hmm
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the french word isn't "fuc" it's "fac" with a A
but we also say "université"
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Only 35? She still has many childbearing years ahead of her. My own mother (RIP Mama!) had her last child at 58.
God said "be fruitful and multiply" (Gen 1:28) and said nothing about age restrictions.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
You're absolutely correct. Liebrals, Keynesians, socialists and other atheists have made up so much lies about "you should do X at the age of Y" without any support in Scripture. That way, they make people worship the Clock instead of God.
Sincerely in Christ, Lukas
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well thank you !! i'll tell her so you're right because it's a friend who told me to not marry her. and he is socialist and atheist
but it's a good friend and i want to save him.
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Re: hello ekulio from France :) -
01-29-2012, 12:22 PM
Thanks for your answers, you're on the Right track.
God bless you!
Sincerely in Christ, Lukas
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