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Default Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 06-14-2009, 06:31 AM

Jesus must be crying when he sees this. A camp for possessed kids that encourages them to be at ease with their possession!!

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Just three days into summer camp, and Amanda Smith is ready to rattle off what she likes. Swimming. Singing. Dancing. Tree climbing.
And boys.
After a day of physical activities, the 10-year-old said she and her friends like to return to their cabins to do and talk “girl stuff.”
That’s hair, makeup — and Max.
“I have a crush on an 18-year-old. ” said a smiling Amanda, clad in a football jersey with pink trim.
Such is life at the weeklong camp for youngsters like Amanda, who has Tourette Syndrome.
My God they're encouraging fornication for these demonic kids!

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And by engaging with others with Tourette’s, campers realize they’re not alone, said Cohen, a Tritt Elementary teacher.
“We all know we have a disability,” Cohen said. “We have a disability because the rest of the world thinks we have one. The reality is, these kids can do anything they want.”
http://www.ajc.com/services/content/..._syndrome.html


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 06-14-2009, 06:43 AM

That's those little retard kids who shout dirty words in church and the joo doctors came up with a "syndrome" name for it so we're all supposed to feel sorry for them instead of laying a good Christian beating on them. That's what's wrong with the world today; everyone wants to be some kind of "victim" instead of just accepting Christ and then waiting for Him to come back to earth and kill everyone.


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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 06-14-2009, 07:15 AM

By God, I bet they're even letting them use computers.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 06-14-2009, 07:26 AM

I Only Hope That Those Evil Demon possessed Kids Came Two Know Jesus
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 06-14-2009, 05:10 PM

You know that those camps are run by pedophiles? A 10 yr old in love with a 18 yr old. These kids are know to talk dirty and shake uncontrolled. Probably just a turn on for the pedo's.

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That's those little retard kids who shout dirty words in church and the joo doctors came up with a "syndrome" name for it so we're all supposed to feel sorry for them
Isn't this just another way for Satan to infest our churches. Get the demon possess children in there, and then spread there influence.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 03:25 PM

You bible thumping idiots do realize that since you can't spell and use actual English grammar that any rational human being will ignore you for the most part. Not even the "joos".

If Jesus does come on back (doubtful), I hope he incinerates the lot of you. Give kids with a mental disorder a beating... sounds really Christian.

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If you two aren't 14 years old, then there really is no excuse for being an idiot of this magnitude. I isn't even the fact that you think such hateful things. Nor is it that you seem to think that somehow you are superior. It's the spelling that annoys me. How can anyone have a reasonable opinion about the "joos". Jews, on the other hand, could be discussed. Because they exist.

It takes 2 seconds to say "I am saved" and thats good enough for you people. Have a piffleing higher standard. I do. For instance, I couldn't care at all what you want to believe, as long as you are somewhat intelligent in the way you go about it. Once you present yourself as an ignorant idiot, thats when I write you right off. Thankfully, most people in the world are too.

Hopefully, in another 30-40 years enough of you will die off and we can get rid of this way of thinking once and for all. People like me will have our way. Because we have coherent arguments. People like you will have no say in the future, because nobody will listen to undereducated bible-loving idiots.

So have a good time, get yourselves all worked up about a camp for kids. Those kids will eventually be running things, and you'll just be bitter old men and women.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 03:30 PM

Mindkiller,

Am I right in sensing that you feel that all is not well in God's Acres here at Freehold? There seems to be a hint of disapproval in your writings and yet, our posts are The Word of God.

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Hopefully, in another 30-40 years enough of you will die off
Thanks for the inspirational message. I hope I make it that long.


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You bible thumping idiots do realize that since you can't spell and use actual English grammar that any rational human being will ignore you for the most part. Not even the "joos".
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How did this Unsaved Trash, Under Investigation, even get into this forum without properly introducing himself and failing to fill out his profile?

Don't we have rottweilers on duty to prevent this? What about our "coon" hounds? Couldn't they have smelled him and made a ruckus?

Using a made up name like Mindkiller, this person is obviously covering up something. Like maybe his He-Brew heritage?


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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 04:19 PM

Heeeeey Bobby-Joe.

WOOOHOOOO
Let's throw a paaaarteeeey.
Let's drink some spirits.
And smoke some weed.

Let's all be friends.
It makes the world go around C:
Jaaajaaajaaa.

SHOW SOME LOOOVEEEE

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Heeeeey Bobby-Joe.

WOOOHOOOO
Let's throw a paaaarteeeey.
Let's drink some spirits.
And smoke some weed.

Let's all be friends.
It makes the world go around C:
Jaaajaaajaaa.

SHOW SOME LOOOVEEEE

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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 04:38 PM

I bet I give out better. ;p

You knoooow you wanna gimme a go.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 04:50 PM

Naaw.

Women go nuts for piercings. C:

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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 05:46 PM

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You bible thumping idiots do realize that since you can't spell and use actual English grammar that any rational human being will ignore you for the most part. Not even the "joos".

If Jesus does come on back (doubtful), I hope he incinerates the lot of you. Give kids with a mental disorder a beating... sounds really Christian.




If you two aren't 14 years old, then there really is no excuse for being an idiot of this magnitude. I isn't even the fact that you think such hateful things. Nor is it that you seem to think that somehow you are superior. It's the spelling that annoys me. How can anyone have a reasonable opinion about the "joos". Jews, on the other hand, could be discussed. Because they exist.

It takes 2 seconds to say "I am saved" and thats good enough for you people. Have a piffleing higher standard. I do. For instance, I couldn't care at all what you want to believe, as long as you are somewhat intelligent in the way you go about it. Once you present yourself as an ignorant idiot, thats when I write you right off. Thankfully, most people in the world are too.

Hopefully, in another 30-40 years enough of you will die off and we can get rid of this way of thinking once and for all. People like me will have our way. Because we have coherent arguments. People like you will have no say in the future, because nobody will listen to undereducated bible-loving idiots.

So have a good time, get yourselves all worked up about a camp for kids. Those kids will eventually be running things, and you'll just be bitter old men and women.
You're correcting our spelling and grammar? Thank Jesus for the holy word filtering. I'm not sure my heart could take reading the dirty words posted as well.

Go ahead and right us off, then. Thats write.


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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 05:59 PM

Has anyone else noticed that the lying, America-hating liberals are now trying to portray demonic possession as a so-called disease ("Tourette's Syndrome" they're calling it--- oh, brother!! Give me a break!!) in order to get their socialistic Big Government Health Care plan passed??

Disgusting.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 06:58 PM

I will say a prayer for all of you with pure hate in your heart.
Tourette syndrome is a very real medical condition. You should do your investigating before you say these things about these children. May God forgive you because I will not.
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I will say a prayer for all of you with pure hate in your heart.
Tourette syndrome is a very real medical condition. You should do your investigating before you say these things about these children. May God forgive you because I will not.
Is 'Tourette syndrome' the excuse your significant other uses when they are mad at you?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 07:18 PM

Is that a picture of your significant other below? Oh gosh no wonder you all have so much hate in your hearts. If I looked like you people do I would try and pick on other people too. Good luck with that!
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