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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 10:31 AM
You're going to be banned (yet again!) if you're not careful, Faith_Machine. Remember what happened last time.
Sure, Miss Koo is welcome as long as she behaves herself and the pastors are happy for her to be here.
Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 11:47 AM
Now look here, I have one and only one concern, and that is to see that this impressionable young person is guided safely into Jesus' loving embrace.
Inbox me!
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 02:54 PM
I assure you my age has no significant negative affect on my intelligence. I haven't been led astray. I was bought up on no belief so that I could, as I got older, choose what I believed to be right. You chose Christianity. I have chose to stay mutual to any religion.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 03:06 PM
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I assure you my age has no significant negative affect on my intelligence. I haven't been led astray. I was bought up on no belief so that I could, as I got older, choose what I believed to be right. You chose Christianity. I have chose to stay mutual to any religion.
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Age does have an effect on intelligence. I am 40 and much smarter than I was when I was 20.
1 Peter 5:5 Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.
Jesus did not tell us to submit to our elders for nothing. Or are you claiming that you will never get any smarter than you are now?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Kittykoo
I assure you my age has no significant negative affect on my intelligence. I haven't been led astray. I was bought up on no belief so that I could, as I got older, choose what I believed to be right. You chose Christianity. I have chose to stay mutual to any religion.
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You need to realize that something, very possibly your age, is having a massively negative effect on your use of vocabulary.
I will pray for you to get smarter over the years, dear, as based on what we have seen so far prayer is your only hope.
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2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 04:27 PM
I don't see any flaw in my vocabulary? And yes maybe saying age doesn't effect it was a little silly. I am not as smart as you, especially about your religion, do not think of me as trying to be a know it all about an aspect of a religion I have never seen. I consider you all charming! Proud people for sure. But I just wonder sometimes if you read between the lines of the lords words too much. Please take no offence, its the last thing I want.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 06:22 PM
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I don't see any flaw in my vocabulary?
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Well I confess, when you admitted to having been "nitrated," I thought maybe you were a race car, but "nitrated" and "born" do sound an awful lot alike. I guess.
You speak like English is not your first language and your first avatar was of a Japanese school girl. Are you from the Orient or just a "weeboo"?
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I am not as smart as you, especially about your religion, do not think of me as trying to be a know it all about an aspect of a religion I have never seen.
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Then you have no business teaching our religion to schoolchildren. This is why I thank God for these Godly United States in which a corporation can be granted personal rights and go on to educate the youth appropriately: Hobby Lobby’s Steve Green launches a new project: a public school Bible curriculum
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 07:31 PM
I always teach children what I was taught. To love Jesus and all those on earth. Forgive those that trespass against us and allow sinners to be reborn. I was taught this in my years of primary and leading up to year 11. And no the avatar is of me. I am British, not Japanese.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Kittykoo
But I just wonder sometimes if you read between the lines of the lords words too much.
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No True Christian™ will EVER read between the lines of the Bible(KJV1611).
We read only the words and take them literally as Jesus tells us to.
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 08:22 PM
I have to ask this question, please don't think me a fool if the answer to you is obvious. The people that wrote the bible, they could have merely pretended to have met a man called God. And then as people believed it the cult turned into a religion, worldwide! We can easily say that it's the word of God but thinking logically how can we be 100% sure? We can't, because it dates back so far we could never meet the writers. I hope this doesn't offend I'm merely curious.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Well I confess, when you admitted to having been "nitrated," I thought maybe you were a race car, but "nitrated" and "born" do sound an awful lot alike. I guess.
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He, she or whatever corrected "nitrated" to "birthed", Sister.
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Originally Posted by Kittykoo
I don't see any flaw in my vocabulary?.
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Well, so far you have mistaken secular for sector, nitrated for born and mutual for neutral (possibly - this is just a guess. Who even knows what you meant by that?).
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]You speak like English is not your first language
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Or second, or third. The average Japanese 10-year-old would do better. This is an interesting introduction, though, because it confirms everything we already suspected about the state of secular education in Britain today.
I despair of my country, really I do.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 11:05 PM
I think you may be forgetting that your language is a little different to ours. Mutual is another term for neutral in the north west. I speak a little different. Also why do you suppose that I am not English when I have been born and raised in England. And please may somebody answer my question?
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 11:17 PM
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I haven't been led astray. I was bought up on no belief...
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This right here is what you'd call a pair of contradictory statements.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Kittykoo
Mutual is another term for neutral in the north west.
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No it isn't. I grew up in Cumbria and I have never heard the improper use of 'mutual' for 'neutral'.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-19-2014, 11:30 PM
You haven't lived in my town. We speak in more slang terms than we should. Anyway, off the topic of how I speak and how intelligent you find me to be, may you answer my question good sir?
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-20-2014, 02:11 AM
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I was bought up on no belief so that I could, as I got older, choose what I believed to be right. You chose Christianity.
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Most of us were raised to believe we'd go to hell if we didn't believe in Jesus so that as we got older we would choose Christianity.
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Originally Posted by Kittykoo
I have to ask this question, please don't think me a fool if the answer to you is obvious. The people that wrote the bible, they could have merely pretended to have met a man called God. And then as people believed it the cult turned into a religion, worldwide! We can easily say that it's the word of God but thinking logically how can we be 100% sure? We can't, because it dates back so far we could never meet the writers.
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So. You're asking if it's possible that many authors over many centuries could just make up stories that could be compiled into a single book that is perfectly coherent, internally consistent and infallible. What are the odds? The best way for you to find out is to read the Bible for yourself.
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-20-2014, 02:30 AM
So she's using cockney rhyming slang now? I think the caption underneath this young lass's name needs to be changed from "suspected chav" to "confirmed chav, aeternal damnation likely!"
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-20-2014, 03:40 AM
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You haven't lived in my town. We speak in more slang terms than we should. Anyway, off the topic of how I speak and how intelligent you find me to be, may you answer my question good sir?
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I'm sorry, what was your original question?
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-20-2014, 04:36 AM
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I'm sorry, what was your original question?
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Thank you, sister Steph, for trying to get this conversation back on track. Let's talk about Jesus and His magnificent plan for each of our lives!
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Re: Good evening :) -
07-20-2014, 07:08 AM
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No it isn't. I grew up in Cumbria and I have never heard the improper use of 'mutual' for 'neutral'.
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They don't say it in Lancaster either, Dr Niles. Confusing these two particular words, so very different in meaning, may be at the heart of this young lady's cognitive difficulties. But you are the psychiatric expert, not me.
No point trying to talk sense to the Blackpool pre-teen brigade, Brother Faith_Machine. They come back again and again with their dumb questions (which Dr Pendergast answers so patiently), but never actually learn anything. It is almost as though stupidity is part of the goth lifestyle choice.
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