Brother Ander, when I read the article I thought it must be a women's gossip magazine like Cosmo or Playboy, or some silliness. To think this came from the words of a Pastor(?!) makes me vomit.
- Men are easy to please – women not as much.
Really? Well, obviously the person who wrote this does not congress with the same gentlemen that I do. They have very exacting standards. Very. If you know what I mean. Not all women can manage it.
- Hand-holding, attentive eye-contact, and saying nice things well before the time of intimacy goes a long way for a woman.
Got it. Hold hand, stare, talk about the sports, BAM!, get intimate.
- I tell men ... to lock the bedroom door with the commitment not to come out until he has successfully pleased her. No matter how many hours it takes.
Got it. Lock door, hold hand, stare, talk about the sports, BAM!, get busy pleasin'. Do not let her out for hours.