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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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I need your prayers! I'm going to preach and witness at the Folsom Street Fair! -
09-23-2012, 07:52 PM
It's that time again, the dark day when San Francisco celebrates sodomy even more than it normally does.
I've put on my Sunday best so nobody will mistake me for a member of the leather scene. I'm going to head on over there with my 1611 KJV and whip for flogging the most egregious sinners or defending myself in case they try to sexually assault me.
I am not looking forward to this.
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: I need your prayers! I'm going to preach and witness at the Folsom Street Fair! -
09-23-2012, 09:13 PM
Well that turned out to be a total wash. There was no street parking anywhere near Folsom Street, and the only parking lot I could find that had room was charging $3.50 per quarter hour. Do I look like I have $14 an hour for parking my car?
I complained and the parking lot attendant sneered, in typical holier-than-thou San Francisco liberal fashion, that I should have taken public transportation to the event.
I showed him good, though, doing a massive burnout as I exited his parking lot. The queers looked frightened when they heard the roar of my engine and the squeal of my tires. As I drove off, I leaned out my window and shouted, "Don't fear me, faggots; fear the Lord!"
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: I need your prayers! I'm going to preach and witness at the Folsom Street Fair! -
09-23-2012, 09:45 PM
By the way, this guy is a San Francisco resident. This is the mindset that I'm up against on an almost daily basis:
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Re: I need your prayers! I'm going to preach and witness at the Folsom Street Fair! -
09-24-2012, 06:50 PM
Brother, public transportation offers valuable opportunities to witness to people in an enclosed vehicle. You have a captive audience!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: I need your prayers! I'm going to preach and witness at the Folsom Street Fair! -
09-24-2012, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Brother, public transportation offers valuable opportunities to witness to people in an enclosed vehicle. You have a captive audience!
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From what I hear about public transportation, I agree. False Christian cultists evidently use public transportation for this purpose; why shouldn't we?
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: I need your prayers! I'm going to preach and witness at the Folsom Street Fair! -
09-24-2012, 08:11 PM
Indeed, but public transportation in San Francisco is not without its hazards. I'm worried I'll get bed bugs or something.
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