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Default Giving bits of your body away! - 01-09-2009, 12:41 PM

This is a story about how a God-fearing, Christian man risked his life for his wife and was then betrayed by the Jezebel she was.

Not content with being the rib of her husband, the wife then obtained one of his kidneys and, by way of thanks, played the harlot!
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Divorcing Man Wants Kidney Back After Wife Cheats
GARDEN CITY, N.Y. — A Long Island surgeon embroiled in a nearly four-year divorce proceeding wants his estranged wife to return the kidney he donated to her, although he says he'll settle for $1.5 million in compensation.


Dr. Richard Batista, a surgeon at Nassau University Medical Center, told reporters at his lawyer's Long Island office Wednesday that he decided to go public with his demand for kidney compensation because he has grown frustrated with the negotiations with his estranged wife.


He claimed he has been prevented from seeing their children, ages, 8, 11 and 14, for months at a time.


"This is my last resort; I did not want to do this publicly," Batista said.
He said he gave his kidney to Dawnell Batista, now 44, in June 2001. She filed for divorce in July 2005, although he claims she began having an extramarital affair 18 months to two years after receiving the kidney transplant, his attorney, Dominick Barbara said.


Douglas Rothkopf, the attorney representing Dawnell Batista, did not return telephone calls seeking comment.


Matrimonial attorneys were quick to shoot down any possibility Batista would succeed.


"I've been in this business over 40 years and I've never heard of that," said Seymour J. Reisman, a Long Island divorce lawyer. "It's not marital property, not a marital asset you can put a price tag on."


Manhattan attorney Susan Moss said, "The good doctor is out of luck and out a kidney. This is similar to cases where a husband wants to be repaid for the cost of breast implants and the such. Our judges are not willing to value such assets, so to speak."


Batista, 49, said he has no regrets about donating the kidney, only about the failed marriage. The couple was married in 1990 and lived in a million-dollar home in Massapequa. They met while he was working at a hospital and she was training to be a nurse.


He still recalls the day after the surgery took place.


"There is no greater feeling on this planet. As God is my witness, I felt as if I could put my arm around Jesus Christ. It was an unbelievable; I was walking on a cloud.
To this day I would still do it again."
I think the lesson here is that God created woman from man as a help for him. If the woman becomes sick or otherwise infirm, this is a sign from God which must not be ignored. Once cursed by God with an illness, she will be no longer fulfilling her God-Ordained role.

Instead of seeking a second woman with whom to be fruitful and multiply, as he should have done, Dr. Richard Batista, donated one of his kidneys to save his wife’s life.

I’m sure that God gave us just the right number of organs and so giving one away is equivalent to giving away presents that He gave you. An insult!





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Default Re: Giving bits of your body away! - 01-09-2009, 04:46 PM

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"There is no greater feeling on this planet. As God is my witness, I felt as if I could put my arm around Jesus Christ. It was an unbelievable; I was walking on a cloud.

To this day I would still do it again."
That wasn't Christ. If Dr. Batista had been a True Christian™ (and I suspect that someone with that last name, living on Long Guyland, is a Romanist), he would have known that in such cases, the Bible prescribes not kidney transplants, but faith healing:

James 5:14-16: Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

If he had obeyed God's Word, gotten a proper job at Landover Center for Creation Medicine, and taken his wife there for her kidney problems, he would not be in this fix today. When all else fails, read the directions (KJV 1611).


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