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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
03-12-2008, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Ah, Brother Smith, I knew there was something I wished to ask you with your language skills and all -
Could you give a phonetic pronunciation of the squiggles? I've a feeling it may help.
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Always willing to help with a scientific investigation. It's pronounced pookh, whre the "kh" is pronounced like you're clearing your throat to hock the world's biggest loogie, but more gutteral, i.e., just like pronouncing any word in Dutch.
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
03-13-2008, 11:38 PM
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Always willing to help with a scientific investigation. It's pronounced pookh, whre the "kh" is pronounced like you're clearing your throat to hock the world's biggest loogie, but more gutteral, i.e., just like pronouncing any word in Dutch.
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Many thanks. I am taking it through the great vowel and consonant shift of Babel.
I will report back later.
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-04-2010, 05:31 PM
The table has now been updated with
Salt: As Lot’s wife was turned into Salt, and there would be little point turning her into anything complicated, Salt has been declared an element.
Dross. This is found mixed with Silver and can be extracted. It is no good for anything else, so it is an element.
Tin We are informed that “things are made of tin”. There is no note of anyone mixing anything to make the original tin, so it is an element.
Mystery and Faith: Omissions from the original list that concentrated on the Old Testament. As one can have “an air of Mystery” or “an air of Faith” these are clearly rightly placed in the “Air” Group. They are heavier than air because we all know that “an air of mystery” either descends on something or “pervades something”; if they were lighter than air, they would just float away.
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-06-2010, 06:49 AM
Is excrement an element? As in Ezekiel 4:12....
Or piss? Like Isaiah 36:12.
Just a thought...
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-07-2010, 05:36 PM
Wrong. Right
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-07-2010, 05:55 PM
I clicked that link and it is Godless! Where is the hope of Salvation, are we to be reduced to mere atoms, when there are whole and Godly substances? I will run up the flag of Biblical Science to proclaim God's Victory over secular sin:
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-07-2010, 05:57 PM
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I have no idea what this means? Are you threatening to suicide bomb us if we don't accept some other version that what you are dictating to us?
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-10-2010, 05:00 PM
How can you account for all the other known elements? E.g. Uranium, oxygen, nitrogen etc etc and all the others not on this periodic table but on the other one posted by SkeptiCobey. There are massive flaws in your periodic table I'm sorry to say.
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-13-2010, 05:18 PM
hahaahaha nice thread
where is platinum and uranium or wolfram
the elements like fire I would like to see them!
and coal is oxygen and carbon together
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-13-2010, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Mordecai
How can you account for all the other known elements? E.g. Uranium, oxygen, nitrogen etc etc and all the others not on this periodic table but on the other one posted by SkeptiCobey. There are massive flaws in your periodic table I'm sorry to say.
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Originally Posted by Alsnoy
hahaahaha nice thread
where is platinum and uranium or wolfram
the elements like fire I would like to see them!
and coal is oxygen and carbon together
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Are you conjoined twins, separated and brain-damaged at birth?
Uranium is earth + heat
Oxygen is dephlogisticated air
Nitrogen is phlogisticated air
Platinum is probably an offshoot of lead being gray and heavy
Wolfram seems to be some godless interweb page.
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-14-2010, 09:01 PM
hahaha
you cleary did chemistry enginering
if uranium is heat and earth why don't you work in the red zone of a nuclair plant
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-14-2010, 09:16 PM
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you cleary did chemistry enginering
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What would be the point of that? The Lord tells us all it is necessary to know.
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if uranium is heat and earth why don't you work in the red zone of a nuclair plant
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-14-2010, 09:31 PM
So, you do not believe in the REAL periodic table, that contains the true elements?
Wow.
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-14-2010, 09:33 PM
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So, you do not believe in the REAL periodic table, that contains the true elements?
Wow.
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-14-2010, 09:40 PM
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Dear friend:
We'll believe in it as soon as you can show us where it is in the King James Bible.
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Then it must only mean one thing, Pastor.
The KJB is false.
Have a good one.
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-14-2010, 09:46 PM
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Have a good one.
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-14-2010, 09:53 PM
I just so happen to have a masters in organic chemistry from Princeton. I'll admit, it was 30 some years ago and I never worked in the field so my memory is a bit vague but that chart is very familiar. I do remember a key part of it being able to valance between good and evil.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-15-2010, 01:29 AM
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When you're in hell, you'll never have a good one, and when you say, "Lynne out," it won't work.
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I can only hoop there is enough coal to burn
Uranium gives radiation; that's why there are still problems in tchernobyl and there so many casualties in Japan inflicted by fat man and little boy. you did a great thing there amerika by killing thousends of children and civillians
Genesis3:22 Then the LORD God said, "Look, the human beings have become like us, knowing both good and evil. What if they reach out, take fruit from the tree of life, and eat it? Then they will live forever!"
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-24-2010, 06:02 PM
Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. (Genesis 6:14)
I think you're missing wood and pitch...
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Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements -
01-24-2010, 10:51 PM
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I can only hoop there is enough coal to burn
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If they run out they can always start using idiots as fuel. Enough of those around.
Gee, really?
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that's why there are still problems in tchernobyl
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Yeah, I am sure it has nothing to do with incompetent Russian engineers.
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and there so many casualties in Japan inflicted by fat man and little boy. you did a great thing there amerika by killing thousends of children and civillians
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You're right. We should just have left Japan and Germany alone instead. Thank you for that insight you incredibly stupid idiot.
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