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Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 10:10 AM
Paris hilton is opening up to the Lord. We all need to pray that she gets the message. Pray extra hard.
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Party princess turned pending prisoner Paris Hilton seems to be sanctifying her sins by turning to the word of the Lord.
The Hollywood Boulevard blonde was busted bumming around Beverly Hills carrying the self-help book “The Power of One” and the Holy Bible.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,273693,00.html
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 12:20 PM
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Paris hilton is opening up to the Lord.
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She might as well. She's opened up to everyone else.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 12:37 PM
Praise Jesus! She's just like me. She used to be an unsaved wretch but it looks like she's finally (again) on the right track. I'll be praying!
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 12:46 PM
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She might as well. She's opened up to everyone else.
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Friend, while I can appreciate where you're coming from; I just find it a little hypocritical coming from someone who uses their cooter like a fast food drive thru. Please attempt to show the Christian compassion that Brother Elliot is trying to elicit.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 12:53 PM
What amazes me about this story is that Bibles are even for sale in Los Angeles. Who knew?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 01:00 PM
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Friend, while I can appreciate where you're coming from; I just find it a little hypocritical coming from someone who uses their cooter like a fast food drive thru.
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And you would know this how? FYI, I've always been very picky when choosing a lover.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 01:01 PM
LOVER! Harlot, listen up and listen well. Jesus is the only love you need.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 01:08 PM
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LOVER! Harlot, listen up and listen well. Jesus is the only love you need.
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Sorry - I don't sleep with dead people.
Besides, I'm now married to the only love I need.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 01:12 PM
Then why do you choose your "Lovers" carefully if you have a husband?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 01:23 PM
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FYI, I've always been very picky when choosing a lover.
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And what criteria would that be? Whether you'd spit or swallow?
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 01:32 PM
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And what criteria would that be? Whether you'd spit or swallow?
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Funny.
But to answer your question, it all depended on what sort of person I thought he was after having had time to get to know him. I wasn't interested in getting down with someone that I had nothing in common with when our clothes were on. It's much nicer when you have something to talk about after.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 01:38 PM
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It's much nicer when you have something to talk about after.
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That's true. Sometimes the feelings of disgust can be overwhelming after seeding my wife; it helps to have someone to share with.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 01:40 PM
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Funny.
But to answer your question, it all depended on what sort of person I thought he was after having had time to get to know him. I wasn't interested in getting down with someone that I had nothing in common with when our clothes were on. It's much nicer when you have something to talk about after.
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You take your clothes off and lay with a man??? That's perverted.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 01:47 PM
Back on topic, Praying for Paris.
I bet she could be one of the best tithers ever! Pray extra hard!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 02:29 PM
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You take your clothes off and lay with a man??? That's perverted.
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You'd prefer that I lay with women?
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 07:06 PM
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I bet she could be one of the best tithers ever! Pray extra hard!
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Smart thinking.
*Prays*
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 07:09 PM
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Back on topic, Praying for Paris.
I bet she could be one of the best tithers ever! Pray extra hard!
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-24-2007, 11:59 PM
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Back on topic, Praying for Paris.
I bet she could be one of the best tithers ever! Pray extra hard!
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I must admit that I have always been a skeptic when it comes to this wench Paris Hilton. Here is an example of rich and famous parents, who can afford the best education this Godly country has to offer, and yet produces vacuous offspring like her. Her prison sentence is quite mild in my opinion, but doing some hard time with the pastors here at Landover could certainly plant the seed of Jesus in her. Hope does spring eternal, and I will be praying that she finds Jesus soon.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-26-2007, 04:17 PM
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Paris hilton is opening up to the Lord. We all need to pray that she gets the message. Pray extra hard.
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Opening up to the Lord is better than opening up for eurotrash or some wasted Hollywood boytoy. Any talentless trollop who is named after the Capital of anti-Americanism needs a lot of prayer.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-27-2007, 06:44 AM
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Opening up to the Lord is better than opening up for eurotrash or some wasted Hollywood boytoy. Any talentless trollop who is named after the Capital of anti-Americanism needs a lot of prayer.
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Now see here! We don't tolerate that kind of hate speech here. The poor girl can't help it that her father is among the wealthiest people on earth. What is it that you satanists have against hard-working robust capitalism? Its because of the no-nonsense, go-ahead, True Christian American attitude of visionaries like Brother Worthington, that freaks like you have cheap underwear from Walmart.
I'll bet you did'nt think about THAT, did you, heathen?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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