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Default Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me... - 07-09-2007, 11:40 AM

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Okay, first off, when I was talking about "human beings" I was talking about the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE!!
Second, underneath the title "Women Probably Don't Have Souls" there is a subtitle that says "Bible Fact!" And in the original link it has "Bible Fact" right next to the title. And, yes, I did read the article. It gave examples from the Bible, such as:

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Genesis 2:18-22
18:And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
19:And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
20:And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
21:And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22:And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

Isaiah 32:9-11
9:Rise up, ye women that are at ease; hear my voice, ye careless daughters; give ear unto my speech.
10:Many days and years shall ye be troubled, ye careless women: for the vintage shall fail, the gathering shall not come.
11:Tremble, ye women that are at ease; be troubled, ye careless ones: strip you, and make you bare, and gird sackcloth upon your loins.

2 Timothy 3:6
For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

and so on...
Pastor Fred has said, "Dr. Neiman's conclusions still need to be formalized." Did your feeble female mind forget that?

The entire hypothesis is based on the fact that there will be no need for women's work in Heaven. But just because they will not perform a woman's duty in Heaven does not mean they have no souls here and now.
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Default Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me... - 07-11-2007, 02:49 PM

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"Black", "nigra", "colored", my friends and I consider all words/names like that to be racist. We prefer the words "human" or "human beings".
The NWAACP describe themselves as "colored." I suppose you think they're racists as well?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me... - 07-13-2007, 04:16 PM

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To have sex REALLY soon. It's been ****ing AGES! Tha Duck wants some pussy, yo!
Not even Jesus himself could help you there.


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